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The first words on Mars are inevitably going to be cringe. There is simply no way to follow up "One small step for man..." without it sounding incredibly forced and trying too hard.

>> No.15718882

yo this planet bussin fr no cap

>> No.15718884

The first words on mars will be black lives matter

>> No.15718885

>ayo we out here man!! yo lemme get a shoutout to tyreesha, niqueeda, jamal, big steezy, deshawn, TJ, and if lateesha listening ain't no way child support gonna catch me out here bitch, sksksksksksksk

>> No.15718888

>>15718881
It's a big leap for a manlet but a small step for a BBC.

>> No.15718889

There won't be anyone on mars in our lifetimes. So why bother?

>> No.15718893

>>15718889
unless you're 80 there will definitely be people on mars in your lifetime, this is needlessly pessimistic for no reason when literally everyone with a space program wants to get to mars eventually

>> No.15718916

>>15718881
It is going to be cringe in the other way. You know some astronaut is watching memes and will drop a sneed.

>> No.15718939

>>15718888
>>15718885
>>15718884
>>15718882
Your lives must be pathetic

>> No.15718996
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>>15718881
>i claim this planet in the name of the imperium

>> No.15719002

>>15718881
>I am mr beast and this is the stay on mars challenge

>> No.15719012

>>15718996
Anime is banned on mars

>> No.15719019

>>15718881
But Neil Armstrongs quote was also scripted and cringe so why does it matter?

>> No.15719036

>>15719012
Don't look at any SpaceX employee profiles on X

>> No.15719146

It will have some feminist tone to it and it will (like all things touched by a soulless corporate monolith) sound bland and underwhelming.

>> No.15719160

>>15718881
One word.

"I win."

>> No.15719167

>>15718889
chinks will be on mars by 2040

>> No.15719171

The first words will be something like "and one step further". It will be cringy if it's said dramatically, if it's said in a whimsical or silly tone it'll be fine.

>> No.15719271

the first words were spoken millennia ago

>> No.15719747

>>15719171
Yeah, they can again use a walking metaphor but now put that "step" part in a relevant context, like years ago man made a first step but now he begins to march.

>> No.15719801

>>15718881
>be first guy on mars
>have a scripted inclusive speech planned by a committee, memorized and ready
>step foot on that ruddy soil
>"FUCK NIGGERS"
>the world gasps
>the other astronauts don't follow you
>NASA sends the code to lock the capsule door and blast off, leaving you stranded on Mars
Worth it.

>> No.15719803

>>15718882
>>15718884
>>15718885
top kek
>>15718939
cringe

>> No.15719805

>>15718881
>hell, yeah, set up the shower
After six months of sponge baths in zero gravity.

>> No.15719815

>>15719801
>implying the video feed won't be transmitted with a delay so they can shut it down if things go wrong

>> No.15719977 [DELETED] 

>>>/sci/sfg/

>> No.15721192

if the first person to step foot on mars doesnt scream out the n word it will have all been for nothing
imagine them trying to cover it up
"and here we have the live feed they are just touching down, the door is opening, they are descending the ladder, what will they say"
"NI-" feed cuts

>> No.15721225

>>15718881
ong this bussin

>> No.15721230

One small step for man ,one giant leap for India

>> No.15721232

They should just steal a quote from classic literature, paraphrase it if they must.
“We have now come unto these red sands”

>> No.15721237 [DELETED] 

>>15721230
That's new

>> No.15721738

>first "man" on Mars does the latest tiktok dance

>> No.15723326

>>15718881
>one small step for a they/them
>one giant leap for all folks

>> No.15723481

>>15721232
that would be nice

>> No.15723486

>>15718881
>The first words on Mars are inevitably going to be cringe
First words on Mars are going to be "Oh, it's just rocks".

>> No.15723931

“13 percent of astronauts are responsible for 50 percent of successful missions”

>> No.15724478

>What the hell? Where are all the sunny beaches they talked about?

>> No.15724492

>>15719019
Neil fucked it up too, it was supposed to be "one small step for A man ..."

>> No.15725510

>>15719167
china is about 1.5-2 years behind USA tech at any given moment, they steal literally everything we create

>> No.15725513

>>15719012
I feel like spacex employees probably have more hours on reddit and hentai websites than 10 other users of either combined

>> No.15725515

if they dont moonwalk out of the rocket it was all for nothing

>> No.15725525
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15725525

The first Mars base already got nuked.

>> No.15726483

>>15718881
>We made it.
Three words, utterly indomitable and pure.

>> No.15726496

>>15724492
So, by tradition, the first words on Mars should be messed up too? "The next step for all of manatee"?

>> No.15727470

One small step for men... and women

>> No.15727474

>>15718881
I know that whatever is it they gonna use the lameass phrase “humankind” instead of “mankind”
So I don’t care what else they say

>> No.15727475

>>15726483
Nigga we made it
Even better

>> No.15727529

>>15718881
It's probably going to be some instructions from the environmental designer of the movie set for the Mars mission. Although they might try to film another Moon landing mission before. It dhould be easier this time around with CGI and Stable Diffusion. I'm not sure if this will happen after or before Project Blue Beam.

>> No.15727620

>>15723326
*folx

>> No.15727631

>>15718881
>overweight woman emerges out the spacecraft
>"now thats one small step for WOman!"
>everyone claps

>> No.15727632
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>>15719012

>> No.15727634

>>15719805
It boggles my mind that there are no real plans for a Low-G spin grav station or craft being talked about rn. We have decades of data on micro gravity and know that's its pretty bad for you. Comparatively, we know next to nothing about long term low-G effects on the body. I guess once we have our campsite site on the moon, we'll start learning about that, but it seems like a no brainer to try and incorporate some level of spin gravity on the way out to Mars

>> No.15727638

"whoo--oops! the rungs are slipperier than I expected, umm, with these... boots on. ok I'm on mars"

>> No.15727642

>>15727632
Fuck you I'm gonna rewatch Cowboy Beboop now

>> No.15727643

>>15718881
Nah. Literally just say the same thing, verbatim: "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." You're already guaranteed to be less cringe than anyone who posts a blog about what you said.

Otherwise just say what he meant to say: "That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind." It's a new quote plus everything applies and more.

>> No.15727644

>>15718881
Something SOMETHING gay, and now a word from our sponsors, RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

>> No.15727647

>>15727634
Especially if the flight is in Starship. Hook two together, spin them up and when everyone lands the first words will be from some roided out mission specialist
>DYEL?!?!11

>> No.15727648

>>15727643
You're close: thats one small step for a Woman, one giant leap for humankind

>> No.15727652

>>15727647
I'm pretty sure I've seen that talked about at least. What I was more getting at is that none of the proposed future LEO stations even mention artifical gravity. It seems like a crucial step we're ignoring

>> No.15727654

>>15727648
Lol, but that would be objectively more cringe then not saying anything and just unzipping your suit and teabagging the ground.

>> No.15727663

>>15727652
It very much is. There's occasional talk but at the hypothetical level, not at the corporate level.

>> No.15727674

>>15727648
Yep they gonna say humankind which is the gayest phrase ever
It’s so fucking retarded mankind and HUmankind is literally both got a man in it, so what’s the deal?

>> No.15727680

>>15727674
Also racist because it implies HUwite mankind. How will the baristas cope?

>> No.15727694

>>15727674
>>15727680
Best solution if you have to change the words is "one giant leap for homos." That would troll the fuck out of everyone.

If Spaz X lands on Mars and doesn't say "[one giant leap for] homos," then Elon loses all troll cred.

>> No.15727701

>>15727694
I am ok with that
A troll king, trolling all the way to mars, need to go out REAL big

>> No.15727706

>>15727701
It's not a swan song lol. Go out is bad frame

>> No.15727708

>>15718881
Humans will never go to Mars.

>> No.15727712

>>15727708
Alive or dead the bodies will go there once the moon fills up

>> No.15727713

>>15718881
I've already been to mars multiple times through lucid dreaming and simply flying there. Get fucked scientists waiting decades and tens of billions of dollars to get there.

>> No.15727746

I hope it's an impromptu performance of Blink-182's "I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass"

>> No.15727756

>>15727746
>Blink-182
early millennial confirmed

>> No.15727799

>>15718939
You will die alone, you ugly stupid bitch.

>> No.15727800

>>15718881
The first sentence would be “go colonize, bitch!” Addressing the only black astronaut

>> No.15727810

>>15718881

That's why you keep it simple, stupid. Neil himself was jacked at the time, and fucked up his own prepared line because all the pressure was on him. If I had the unlucky office of being the thirteenth person to set foot on the Moon, my line would be this:

"We return to our Moon in peace."

Short, sweet, done. Boring. A non-fuckup. Not trying to be fancy. Acknowledging what came before, starting a second phase. Pete Conrad (an American national treasure, RIP) was much freer with his more human WHOOPPIEEE.

>> No.15727812

They'll probably go with something that's not just woke, but also convoluted and forgettable. Most know that "Mr. Watson, come here; I want you." were the first words spoken on the telephone but few know that "what hath God wrought" was the first message sent by Samuel Morse by telegraph.

>> No.15727819

>>15718881
who knows what the real first words on the moon were
for all we know they were something along the lines of
>oh damn i just shit myself
>houston, it smells so bad in this suit
>the stench of digested tang is overpowering my senses
>god help me
of course that part was edited out

>> No.15727826

Good luck Mr. Gorsky.

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>>15727819
Why.

>> No.15727899

>>15718881
It won't even be words, just Dr. Jeet from Bahrat sliding open the door, squatting, and proceeding to designate Mars as a shitting planet.

>> No.15727964

You just know it won't be a White man.

>> No.15727979

>>15727899
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>> No.15727980

>>15727979
wtf ,how to delte thiis bloddy behnchod

>> No.15728006

>>15727980
bloody fuack you facking bloody

>> No.15728014

>>15718881
"Rhodesians never die"

>> No.15728019

>fuck earthers

>> No.15728043

>>15719160
That's two words

>> No.15728063

>>15718884
the USA will collapse before being able to send one single nignog on Mars.

>> No.15728118

>>15728014
Now I've got that fucking song stuck in my head, get bent stupid racist chud

>> No.15728122

>>15728118
Rent free

>> No.15728124

cyкa блять

>> No.15728146

"One small step for A man, one giant leap into the Tesla Cybertruck™, delivered by SpaceX™"

>> No.15728158

>>15728146
*in the most monotone voice possible* "I am outside BFR landing module. Waiting for crew. Over."

>> No.15728161

>>15718884
God I hope Chinese get there first

>> No.15728163

We'll send an ai robot and it'll come up with some cool phrase

>> No.15728216
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>>15718881
>There is simply no way to follow up "One small step for man..." without it sounding incredibly forced and trying too hard.

"Beautiful!"

>> No.15728240

Because it's Mars I will be dissapointed if it's not "veni vidi vici".

>> No.15728244

>>15719012
That's why it needs to be claimed for the Imperium.

>> No.15728248

>>15728240
and pronounced veecki

>> No.15728313

"What?"

>> No.15728326

>>15728248
Traditional English NeoLatin pronunciation or gtfo

>> No.15728335

First thought of the first man to tread on Mars: "what would be a cool marketing tagline for the spacefan golems back on Earth?"

>> No.15728374

>>15725525
based c&c bro

>> No.15728544

>>15718881
Sorry to break it to you, but humans will never set a foot on Mars.

>> No.15728649
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15728649

Mars was right

>> No.15730253

>>15718916
I was going to say this. They should literally just say "Sneed".

>> No.15730890
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15730890

>If the degree of our nobility and fortune had been matched by moderation and success, we would have come to to this planet as friends, rather than conquerors, nor would you have disdain to receive with a treaty of peace, ones sprung from brilliant ancestors and commanders of a great many nations. But our present lot, disfiguring as it is for us, is magnificent for you. We have horses, men, arms, and wealth, what wonder if we are unwilling to lose them. If you wish to command everyone, does it really follow that everyone should accept your slavery? If we were now being handed over as ones who surrender immediately, neither our fortune nor our glory would have achieved brilliance. It is also true that in our case any reprisal is oft met with oblivion. However, if you preserve our mark on this planet, safe and sound, we shall be an eternal example of your clemency.

>> No.15730906

>cock shit fuck we're on fucking Mars
would be the greatest first words uttered by the first human on Mars

>> No.15730909

>>15730906
and like in a psychotic maniacal rage style

>> No.15730912

>>15719036
>LGBT flags

>> No.15731016

>>15718881
Any line will be cringe.
The moon mission line was meaningful because it was an off the cuff thing.
Now there's the expectation of thematic catchphrase for the mars mission, nothing expected or manufactured can measure to something like that.
The best thing whoever gets there could say is jsut when they genuinely feel in the moment, even just a "wow, this is incredible".

>> No.15731019

>>15718881
"i crown this land as New Equestria in the name of our lord and savior Princess Celestia"

>> No.15731033

>>15718885
>sksksksksksksk
why do they do this?

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>>15718881
>On this great day we shall celebrate the first step towards the new Amazon fulfillment center M1. The first of many!
>With our day-one delivery policy guaranteed*, we at Amazon Inc. strive towards providing the service our customers require.

>> No.15731510

>>15718881
The only thing that will top it is the astronaut falling out of the rocket and swearing.

>> No.15731564
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>>15730890
Sorry, the international community of Mars demands a tl:dr of these ramblings.

>> No.15731723

>>15731440
I hate it so much. But at least were are not communist right?

>> No.15731753

oh god, oh fuck

>> No.15731952

>>15718881
AYOOOOO YOOOUTUBERS. WASSUP EVERYBODY IZ YOUR XOY DIZZY DAY AN WE ABOUT TO RUN DIS MOON MUFGAAHHH. AIIIIIGGGHHTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.15731982

>>15730890
Shouldn't it be dimmer on mars? Seeing as its much further away. This looks as bright as Earth at midday. They must over expose these pictures.

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>>15731982
You just need a bit of red tint to fool the goy into thinking it's not the Atacama Desert in Chile.

>> No.15734042

>>15718881
To boldly go where no one has gone before.

>> No.15734954

"They should have sent a poet"

>> No.15734972

>Damn. Shit is pretty wild down here, you guys.
ez. Don't try to compete. Just say something else.

>> No.15735023

>>15718882
>>15718885
would be iconic ngl

>> No.15735041
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15735041

>there are people who think "One small step for man..." wasn't cringe

>> No.15736577

>>15718881
>>>/lit/