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>be psychologist/psychoanalyst
>work in psychiatric hospital
>the medfags that usually are so smug act humbly around me
>>oh, you want to talk to my patient? I-I m-mean with my patient? Of course. I'll send him to your office
>>so you're saying he wants to unconciously have sex with our director because he tranfers his feelings from his mother???
>all the cute young residents are so interested in my work
>>ohh what's that? A personality test? That's so interesting! Can you test me Dr. Anon? Tee hee ;)
It feels good to not be a medfag

>> No.15667269

>>15667132
And then I woke up

>> No.15667275

>>15667269
/Thread

>> No.15667286

>>15667269
>>15667275
coping medcucks

>> No.15667406

>>15667132
>>15667286
You are a parasite.

>> No.15667717

>>15667132
I thought psychoanalysis belonged in /lit/ along with philosophy fags.
It's a good cope for not earning medicine wages.

>> No.15667731

>>15667132
I sincerely doubt anyone who actually made it through four years as a psychoanalytic candidate posts on this shithole

>> No.15667746

>Be me
>6'3" doctor slinging dick every day
>encounter OP, he's fat btw
>"H-h-hello doctor c-c-can I talk to your p-p-"
>Hit him with that raised eyebrow stare from my chiseled jaw
>I am an expert in physiognomy and psychoanalysis
>"Silence. You have an inferiority complex due to being bullied in school and chose your profession as a means to feel superior to others. You have a poor relationship with your mother, and lash out at women in general because they symbolize her. You save underage anime girl drawings on your phone and are likely a pedophile."
>He is dumbstruck, drops his clipboard
>"Also, you have a small penis."
>He faints
>I go to the nearest closet and fuck a nurse

>> No.15667765

>>15667406
>>15667717
>>15667746
Seething

>> No.15667768

>>15667132
imagine living in a 4th world shithole where you pay out your ass for the opportunity to have a mentally ill, frogposting incel as your "psychologist". beyond dystopian.

>> No.15667773

Psychology is worthless when neurology exists.

>> No.15667784

>>15667773
disciplines which require medical school are all trash because part of medical school involves weeding out all the high iq students. Its just like how they give IQ tests to the police and turn down people with scores that are too high, they omnly want midwit sheep who will follow orders and not ask too many questions in the medical professions

>> No.15667791

>>15667784
You're defending the literal quackery that is psychology.

>> No.15667820

>>15667768
Nice projection there

>> No.15667877

>>15667765
lolprojection
He's not a very good psychoanalyst.

>> No.15667893

OP is absolutely malding that he's not a psychiatrist lol

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15668306

>>15667768
Foucault was right about psychiatry and mental health system. Those people are nothing but disgusting scums who only use their power to abuse patients without any genuine sympathy or willing to help the patient.
>>so you're saying he wants to unconciously have sex with our director because he tranfers his feelings from his mother???
They even leaked the supposed private info.
>>15667820
Please kys in order to prevent further harm to humanity.

>> No.15668335

>>15667132
YWNBAP (you will never be a psychiatrist)