World's foremost climate expert says global warming is a false narrative

[Anonymous No.15596358]

The guy who won the Nobel physics prize for making climate models says that global warming is fake news.
Global warming is officially canceled

[Anonymous No.15596360]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_disease

[Anonymous No.15598129]

>>15596360

[Anonymous No.15598146]

>>15596358
I mean, how does anyone who isn't clinically retarded not know this already?
They have been telling us we're ten years from the point of no return since 1989!
How many times do the predictions have to fail before these morons catch on?
The arctic was not ice free by 2000, as the CLIMATE SCIENTISTS (not the media) said it would be, nor by 2008, nor by 2013, nor by 2018, and so on.
The number and severity of hurricanes is NOT increasing. The glaciers were already receding hundreds of years before we released any significant CO2.
EVERY metric they can't simply lie to us about has turned out to be inconsistent with their claims.
This has become the ultimate IQ test: If you STILL believe in global warming, you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.15598151]

>>15598129
soo why should we trust you anon?

[Anonymous No.15599024]

>>15598146

[Anonymous No.15599033]

>>15596358
>The guy who won the Nobel physics prize for making climate models
>Clauser was awarded the 2022 Nobel Prize in Physics, jointly with Alain Aspect and Anton Zeilinger "for experiments with entangled photons, establishing the violation of Bell inequalities and pioneering quantum information science".
Is this bait or is OP just retarded?

[Anonymous No.15600040]

>>15599033
understanding photon interactions is the most important aspects of climate models because nearly all energy input comes in to the form of solar photons

[Anonymous No.15600352]

>>15599024
Why do deniers always have to alter their graphs and sources?

[Anonymous No.15600389]

>>15600352
they don't, the replication science fraud are the only ones who falsify data

[Anonymous No.15600525]

>>15596360
>trust the basedience (tm)
>NO, NOT THAT SCIENCE, THE KIND THAT GETS UPDOOTS ON REDDIT!
While crackpottery is a thing that comes with age, I think that someone who pioneered climate models would have enough clout when speaking about climate models to not be summarily dismissed.

[Anonymous No.15600548]

>>15600525
>crackpottery is a thing that comes with age
not really, being too wet behind the ears to understand someone who has half a century more professional experience than yourself is something that comes with youth

[Anonymous No.15600622]

>>15596358
>>15600525

>John Francis Clauser is an American theoretical-

Stopped reading there. You people should know better by now than to trust anyone who's a "theoretical" anything. It's a stupid field full of fart-sniffers. There's no bigger academic welfare queen than a theoretical physicists.
He probably joined his Carbon Club because the scam is over and no university will hire him to do nothing but pick his nose and write useless fucking books and papers about useless fucking shit nobody can confirm or deny.

[Anonymous No.15600669]

>>15596360
>Nobel_disease
sounds very communist

[Anonymous No.15600710]

>>15596360
It's gonna mention Shockley and Watson isn't it
Of course it fucking did

[Anonymous No.15600717]

>>15596358
now this is the type of science i trust

[Anonymous No.15600848]

>>15599033
Both. It's always both.

[Anonymous No.15602524]

[Anonymous No.15602857]

>>15600389
>dat pdf
LMAO even the cover page already looks cheap af

Imagine the quality of the actual "science" within

[Anonymous No.15602893]

>>15598129
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimes_against_humanity_under_communist_regimes
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_killings_under_communist_regimes

[Anonymous No.15602924]

>>15596358
He got the Nobel for quantum entanglement. That makes him even more based. Deboonking the mainstream global boiling narrative is nothing compared to his achievement of disproving local realism. He proved experimentally the theoretically predicted results which make superdeterminist losers seethe endlessly.

[Anonymous No.15603229]

>also became a member of the board of directors of the CO2 Coalition

[Anonymous No.15603250]

>>15596358
>World's foremost climate expert says
but he isn't a climate expert at all

[Anonymous No.15603282]

>>15598129
why would joe biden's wiki page contain his son's laptop scandal?
rightoids arent very smart

[Anonymous No.15604063]

>>15599024
It's a blatant lie, the temperature trend is well within the models predictions.

this one hasn't even be updated since may and since then we've had record warm june and july in most of the northern hemisphere.
https://www.climate-lab-book.ac.uk/comparing-cmip5-observations/

Care to respond? Probably won't because you're just presenting misinformation and passing it off as fact.

[Anonymous No.15604236]

>>15596360
>YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH EXPERTS, THEY HAVE STUDIED THE ISSUE FAR MORE IN DEPTH THAN YOU HAVE
>WAIT, NO! NOT THAT EXPERT! HE HAS 'NOBEL DISEASE', HE'S WAY TOO MUCH OF AN EXPERT!
Just accept that 'Climate Change' is just a modern version of the Christian End Times narrative. Man is sinful, we have wronged the deity, deity will punish us, a few will be saved but only if they are virtuous and believe.
We should be focusing on plastic pollution and overfishing, not this fucking nonsense.

[Anonymous No.15604240]

>>15604063
>no citations

[Anonymous No.15604242]

>>15604063
>the temperature trend is well within the models predictions.
>I mean once they FALSIFY THEIR DATA to make it fit the predictions.

[Anonymous No.15604244]

>>15602893
the "left" referred to by that article aren't actual leftists like the soviets but rather capitalist larpers brainwashed by globohomo megacorporations.

[Anonymous No.15604753]

>>15599024
Damn, scientists suck at predicting temperatures.

[bodhi No.15604771]

>>15598146
>everyone who doesnt believe what I believe (right this second) is retarded!
This entire board were on the climate cult train and calling me a schizo for saying climate "science" is a pseudo-scientific cult with no double studies or accurate predictions and is completely predicated on a computer models that have never been right about anything

[bodhi No.15604783]

>>15604771
>This entire board were on the climate cult train
not even 3 years ago. there was a "how do we solve global warming" thread literally always on the board and no one in it ever questioned any of it and when I did I was viciously attacked by droolers who had no idea wtf they were even talking about

[Anonymous No.15604858]

>>15596360
>water can somehow "remember" the chemical properties of substances diluted within it,
pretty sure this turned out to be true

[Anonymous No.15604876]

>>15604858
>pretty sure this turned out to be true
No, chemical substances cannot even "remember" (consider what that word even means for a second) the previous compositions of *their own atoms* much less transmit any such interaction information (again, whatever that is supposed to mean).

[Anonymous No.15604943]

>>15604876
I don't know how it works and no I don't mean it in the homeopathy sense but there is evidence that water does remember what it was previously diluted in idk why idk where I read it but did sound credible at the time. Probably read it here we did have a water thread once.

[Anonymous No.15605070]

>>15596358
>The guy who won the Nobel physics prize for making climate models says
> "for experiments with entangled photons, establishing the violation of Bell inequalities and pioneering quantum information science"
If OP lies about this, the rest is probably a lie too.
Protip: if you're a grifter try not to lie about completely obvious things.

[Anonymous No.15605080]

>>15599024
How does this make sense if you look at the actual data? It's just a manipulated graph. The second column is the yearly temperature anomaly, the right column is a smoothed value.
2010 0.72 0.64
2011 0.61 0.66
2012 0.65 0.69
2013 0.67 0.74
2014 0.74 0.78
2015 0.90 0.83
2016 1.01 0.87
2017 0.92 0.91
2018 0.85 0.93
2019 0.98 0.92
2020 1.01 0.91
2021 0.84 0.91
2022 0.89 0.90
Sauce: https://climate.nasa.gov/vital-signs/global-temperature/
>>15604753
Only if you make shit up.

[Anonymous No.15605081]

>>15605070
>if you're a grifter try not to lie about completely obvious things.
if thats the case then someone who lies about completely obvious things is not a grifter.

[Anonymous No.15605088]

>>15605081
OP is a grifter but he's bad about it. The good ones probably post in forums with a higher average IQ. You see how long it took until someone pointed out that John Clauser didn't get the Nobel prize for climate models.

[Anonymous No.15605096]

>>15605088
The good ones probably were sent to the Ukraine and died.

[Anonymous No.15605200]

>>15605088
>John Clauser didn't get the Nobel prize for climate models.
stfu grifter

[Anonymous No.15605216]

>>15605080
>nasa.gov
a government propaganda agency, not a scientific organization

[Anonymous No.15605946]

>>15604240
roy spencer's chart he failed to ever publish for peer review (lmao) still making the rounds a decade later, how charming.

[Anonymous No.15605965]

I have a lot of empathy for cultists I just wish the dominant cults weren't all so fucking gay and retarded. When are we gonna get a new cult that informs beneficial decision making and isn't so nihilistic?

[Anonymous No.15605972]

>>15605216
Give a better source then. Ideally one that replicates the image in question. Let me guess, you can't.

[Anonymous No.15606141]

But he's not a climate expert, guy's a physicist

[Anonymous No.15606165]

>>15606141
Do you think that's the only thing OP would lie about?

[Anonymous No.15606264]

>>15596360
>give the scientist a Nobel prize and he suddenly thinks he’s too prominent to censor himself
Most of the “examples” of Nobel prize winners “going crazy” in that wiki is innocuous things like “schizophrenia might be caused by vitamin and nutrition deficiencies” to things we know are true like eugenics and race science and extrasensory perception and ghosts. I don’t think disagreeing with Matt Dillahunty is sufficient cause in itself to declare a famous scientist as mentally insane and to be ignored by the rest of humanity. They literally revealed secret correspondence where EO Wilson, the most prominent biologist in the us throughout the latter half of the twentieth century, secretly believed genes explained iq differences between races. He also said in the correspondences that he was afraid to publish these views because he was afraid of losing his job. And the woke journalist was looking over these letters in the article swooning that this proved science was racist and evil. But just think about it, the top biologist in America was afraid to voice what he believed to be scientifically proven. That’s why “race science” is debunked. It’s because scientists are easy to intimidate because they tend to not be independently wealthy so their prominent sinecure is not to be gambled with.

[Anonymous No.15606307]

>>15596358
>The guy who won the Nobel physics prize for making climate models says that global warming is fake news.
From Wikipedia:
>John Francis Clauser (/ˈklaʊzər/; born December 1, 1942) is an American theoretical and experimental physicist known for contributions to the foundations of quantum mechanics, in particular the Clauser–Horne–Shimony–Holt inequality.
...
>Clauser was awarded the 2022 Nobel Prize in Physics, jointly with Alain Aspect and Anton Zeilinger "for experiments with entangled photons, establishing the violation of Bell inequalities and pioneering quantum information science
Keep lying, some of your bullshit might stick

[Anonymous No.15606352]

>>15606264
Something similar happened more recently in sociology. Robert Putnam, one of the most respected sociologists in the world, did an extensive study that concluded diversity erodes society. He says he was devastated by the results but he couldn't refute his own data. He sat on the results for years, refusing to publish them because we was afraid he'd be ostracized and called a Nazi. When he finally did publish, he crouched it in generic statements that diversity had many other benefits that couldn't be measured. This didn't save him from being labeled a white supremacist and hate monger, even though his leftist credentials were impeccable and lifelong. It didn't matter how sound his methodology and data were, they produced an unacceptable outcome, so they were dismissed as a product of systematic hate.

[Anonymous No.15606368]

>>15606352
>Something similar happened
Do you mean that you also make up most of it or did it actually happen? People like OP poison the entire discourse. His lies make me doubt your story even though I have never heard of that guy.

[Anonymous No.15606379]

>>15606352
Which study are you talking about? Cannot be this one:
>Putnam published his data set from this study in 2001[21][22] and subsequently published the full paper in 2007.[20]
because you said that it happened more recently.

[Anonymous No.15606381]

>>15606264
>to things we know are true like eugenics and race science and extrasensory perception and ghosts.

[Anonymous No.15606415]

>>15605080
>but nasa says!

lol you NPCs are amazing. You literally have zero self awareness. This is why I feel zero guilt treating people like as cattle in real life. You are too stupid to know better.

[Anonymous No.15606478]

>>15604771
>/sci/ is one person
Junior, I was concluding "global warming" was bullshit well over a decade ago.

[Anonymous No.15607156]

>>15598129
>Hunter Biden laptop
bruh these bots are stuck in 2020

[Anonymous No.15607169]

>>15596358
>Physicist
>Climate
No. I can't believe I keep having to explain this shit to you morons. He is not at all an expert in climate.

[Anonymous No.15607214]

>>15599024
>the predictions to the left were actually plotted in retrospect
KWAB

[bodhi No.15607349]

>>15602893

[Anonymous No.15607353]

>>15596358
freeman dyson used to call it bullshit too...if hes still allive though he probably cant even talk

[bodhi No.15607376]

>>15606478
sure you did, and pray tell what was it that red pilled you on this esoteric truth? Because I can tell you the exact moment that red pilled me in 2004, junior

[bodhi No.15607505]

>>15606478
btw my point wasnt to measure dicks, it was to highlight the point that people don't know. How could they? I am not a gigabrained genius who spent all my free time studying climate studies and saw through this nonsense and neither are you. I was red pilled by a genius who explained it to me like I was a child by reading state of fear. It was just happenstance that I got red pilled on it by reading one of my favorite sci fi authors who WAS an actual giga brained genius and read the studies and wrote a book to explain it all to midwit like myself.

[bodhi No.15607513]

>>15607505
>to midwit like myself.
to a dumb college student (at the time) like myself

[Anonymous No.15607520]

>>15596358
Only low IQ morons believe in that globohomo shit.

[Anonymous No.15607528]

>>15600352
Eat the bug and fuck off you piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.15607532]

>>15603282
to be subtle, also leftists hate Joe Biden as well. He's just "better than Trump" in their eyes.

[Anonymous No.15607537]

>>15602924
Based AF.

[Anonymous No.15607551]

>>15599024
It can't go up even more because they run out of ways to massage the data.

[Anonymous No.15608003]

>>15606415
Man this is perfect example of projection. Reject the hard data, cry "muh gubmint conspiracy!" because you have nothing to fall back on except living in your delusional conspiracy world. The only NPC here is you, a typical retard that think's he's much smarter than everyone else by falling into conspiracy rabbit holes that make you think you have the answers no one else does lol. Pathetic.

[bodhi No.15608786]

>>15608003
this, no one ever plans anything you idiots. All those "based on a true story" movies about the CIA shipping drugs and overthrowing governments, watergate, all the "gates," all the RICO cases every year of conspiracies all that was when we were less evolved a few years ago. Politicians never do anything in their own interests, they became politicians because they are saintly creatures who want to sacrifice everything to take care of you like you are a child which is why all the jokes about lawyers and politicians being the scum of the Earth are just tongue in cheek irony. In reality they are basically clergy touched by God and you need to follow their doctrine without question. Imagine how retarded you have to be to think people with money and power actually plan things. pffft the entire notion is so juvenile, you have to be so gullible to believe that. Me, well yah I am a leftist and think you should eat the rich because billionaires are evil and corporations and (((special interest groups))) negatively impact politics but they support trannies and niggers replacing white people in movies now so it's fine. pfft what do you mean cognitive dissonance? There is no contradiction here. What I believe is fact you are just a conspiratard though.

Imagine how fucking stupid and/or mentally ill this person is

[Anonymous No.15608829]

>>15608003
>NASA
>hard data
they can't even decide what gender they are

[Anonymous No.15608860]

>>15596358
Someone once told me to follow the money. So here we go.
>John Francis Clauser is an experimental physicist and member of the board of directors4 of the CO2 Coalition, a group that claims that both CO2 emissions and associated global warming would be “of great benefit to life on earth.”5
>The CO2 Coalition was established in 2015 from the remains of the now-defunct George C. Marshall Institute (GMI) and registered as a 501(c)(3) organization for the purpose of “educating thought leaders, policy makers, and the public about the important contribution made by carbon dioxide and fossil fuels to our lives and the economy.”1 2
Let's look where the money comes from:
https://www.desmog.com/wp-content/uploads/files/CO2%20Coalition%20Funding%202020.xlsx
That list is the who's who of fossil fuel lobbyists. Incredible.

[Anonymous No.15608962]

>>15608860
>paranoid schizophrenia

[bodhi No.15608983]

>>15608860
I followed the money too and found out just stop oil is funded by an oil heiress. What an odd coincdence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAqhyTI-C8Q

[Anonymous No.15609067]

>>15608983
>just stop oil
Never heard of them. Also, they didn't win a Nobel prize, so I'm not sure they belong on /sci/. If they're funded by the oil industry, fuck them. But on /pol/, not here.

[bodhi No.15609215]

>>15609067
only poor people plan things you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.15609218]

>>15596358
Big Oil money pays very good.

[Anonymous No.15609293]

>>15600352
Yeah, that is the sole prerogative of the warmeristas, right?

[Anonymous No.15609301]

>>15609218
I bet you think the vaxx causes you to be gay too dont you nazi conspiracy theorist fuckwit?

[Anonymous No.15609338]

/pol/ is a cancer that has extended to every board on this site. It's incurable at this point, RIP 4chan.

[Anonymous No.15609341]

>>15599024
I guess the anti climate-change measures have worked and we should keep implementing them, thanks for confirmation anon!

[Anonymous No.15609355]

>>15609338
I’ve been on this board for two days and it’s probably some how WORSE than /pol/

[Anonymous No.15609358]

>>15604236
>EXPERT
Just a reminder that leading expert Pauchari was a railway engineer, clearly in a far better position to talk about climate than, say, Ivar Giaever.
The questions regarding financial anomalies and sexual harassment only bolsters his alpha position.

[Anonymous No.15609440]

>>15606264
>“schizophrenia might be caused by vitamin and nutrition deficiencies”
you can't even type what he really said

[Anonymous No.15609457]

>>15604858
>>15604876
>>15604943
Montagnier made the experiment and got results, everyone called it improbable without bothering to replicate it or explain it, and that was that. Science.

[Anonymous No.15610521]

>>15609301
why don't you kiss a man already you absolute faggot

[Anonymous No.15610985]

>>15606307
>Wikipedia
Wikipedia is a fake news site

[Anonymous No.15610992]

>>15606379
>>15606368
you should just face up to the fact that you will never be willing to accept any facts that contradict your political biases because your politics is your religion

[Anonymous No.15611956]

>>15604236
>Just accept that 'Climate Change' is just a modern version of the Christian End Times narrative. Man is sinful, we have wronged the deity, deity will punish us, a few will be saved but only if they are virtuous and believe.

[Anonymous No.15612574]

>>15596358
uh oh climatebros, this doesn't look good for us

[Anonymous No.15613509]

>>15600040
Photons have nothing to do with climate modelling lmao sick kid

[Anonymous No.15613551]

>>15609218
It really doesn't, it's completely dwarfed by the billions spent by the UN linked bodies

[Anonymous No.15613578]

>>15612574
Yeah, someone from a completely unrelated field who's on the payroll of the oil industry says he disagrees with actual experts. Climatebros on suicide watch.

[Anonymous No.15613579]

>>15613509
You don't get it. Everything is particle physics. Neurons firing erratically? That's just chemistry, which is particle physics.

[Anonymous No.15613587]

>>15613578
ipcc is corrupt and agenda driven

[Anonymous No.15613593]

>>15613587
This has nothing to do with my comment. Do you bots just default to generic shit-throwing if you run out of arguments?

[Anonymous No.15613617]

>The number of cyclones
per year over the globe is shown above the time axis; there is no trend
in these counts.
>Also, there is no trend in the median lifetime-maximum
wind speed,
Paper is cited like thousand times by "omg hurricanes are going stronger we all gonna die" fags.

[Anonymous No.15613621]

>>15613593
No, it's just a statement that needs to be repeated many times.
if you don't give the ipcc what they want you don't get funding, it is dangerous that they and their allied bodies have such a monopoly on climate research because they're agenda driven and have been exposed as liars repeatedly.
oil money is throwing peanuts
This position is extremely dangerous.

[Anonymous No.15614187]

>>15604063
>we've had record warm june and july in most of the northern hemisphere.
No we didn't stop lying. This has been a cool summer here in Europe. June was cold and July was normal.

[Anonymous No.15614207]

>>15614187
But the media said it was the hottest on record, they wouldn't lie to me would they?

[Anonymous No.15615311]

>>15614207

[Anonymous No.15617285]

>>15613578
>completely unrelated field
Before climate science was it's own discipline, it was a subset of physics known as atmospheric science, it was made into it's own discipline only a quarter of a century ago, so Clauser was probably instructing climate science until it became it own discipline and gave up on most of the mathematical and physical rigor. Modern day climate science doesn't even require knowledge of calculus

[Anonymous No.15618036]

>>15608003
>>15608786
Stockholm Syndrome, many such cases. SAD!

[Anonymous No.15618043]

>>15618036

[Anonymous No.15618479]

>>15609355
so go back to /pol/ if you hate it here
goodbye

[Anonymous No.15618510]

>>15609355
At one point /sci/ was better. But yeah.
Try /x/ but filter it hard

[Anonymous No.15618511]

>>15617285
Even before it became its own discipline clauser never worked on atmospheric physics. He's simply not qualified, even if he is paid to say what you would like to hear.

[Anonymous No.15620264]

>>15618511
he is extremely qualified, you're just not knowledgeable enough of physics to understand that, since you've never studied it even at an undergrad level

[Anonymous No.15620275]

Science by consensus isn't science it's popularity contest

[Anonymous No.15620277]

>>15596358
>one dude says X therefore we must doubt le everything
Not how science works. Consensus is important for a reason.

[Anonymous No.15620282]

>>15620275
>low IQ nigger doesn't understand science
Shocker

[allison !MZgZR0q1GY No.15620325]

>>15618043
Yeah, well. These sick people saying this accusation will simply lock you up, or send you to the gas chamber/lethal injection chamber for exercising your freedom of speech. It is not a right to call me that. Nothing is right in this world, our lefts and right wings of the political spheres are in atrophy and diminished.
Everything's getting fucked by spies on 4chan [redacted], and we're all going to die b/c environment or kill ourselves/eachother. [redacted][...]

[Anonymous No.15620364]

>debating with peple who wear their stupidity like a badge of honor
they are literally don't look up tier. This movie nailed them

[Anonymous No.15621043]

>previous models simply forgot to take clouds into account
How?

[Anonymous No.15621069]

>>15620277
>einstein says "muh relativity" therefore we must doubt le newtonian mechanics

[Anonymous No.15622270]

>>15596358
/pol/ is always right.

[Anonymous No.15622283]

>>15608003
>muh gubmint conspiracy
Are we pretending the government doesn't actively conspire to gain power on a constant basis now?

[Anonymous No.15622335]

>>15622270
two more weeks

[Anonymous No.15622420]

>>15622270
You chart clearly shows that water vapor is the only significant greenhouse gas in out atmosphere, hope you're not misinterpreting that graphic and thinking it suggests that CO2 is even slightly significant.

[Anonymous No.15622748]

>>15602857
since when are scientists known for their graphic design skills?

[bodhi No.15622809]

>>15620325
>waaaah woes me
quit crying and man up bitch. what are you prepared to do about it?

[Anonymous No.15622811]

>>15622283

[Anonymous No.15622816]

>>15622420
I am not. You are correct. CO2 doesn't do shit.

[Anonymous No.15622823]

>>15622335
I'm arguing for your point, nigger reading level retard. Also, I think there will be significantly more climate shilling than two more weeks worth.

[bodhi No.15622853]

>>15614207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGXpQdLr_qc

[Anonymous No.15623590]

>>15605972
NASA is a government propaganda agency, not a scientific organization

[Anonymous No.15623647]

>>15623590
>she really can't

[Anonymous No.15623652]

>>15622420
>man-made 3.2%
No need to take this seriously and think about the other numbers, it's just ridiculously wrong.

[Anonymous No.15623966]

>>15622420
>BTFOd by a 1950s paper
Scientifically speaking, why are all GHG deniers either decades behind everyone else or straight-up lying?

[Anonymous No.15624058]

>>15622853
Can confirm for cornwall, been wearing jumpers a lot lately.

[Anonymous No.15624073]

>>15623966
Why is so fucking cold?

[Anonymous No.15624150]

>>15622853
>temperature data trackers no longer paid for accurate records.
>only want models

[Anonymous No.15624164]

>>15604063
Great Lakes coast checking in to report normal temps, in line with the same thing every year for the last 40 years

[bodhi No.15624191]

>>15624150

[Anonymous No.15624288]

>>15624191
But they aren't promising paradise?

[Anonymous No.15624295]

>>15624288
It's about the "CO2 is plant food and the Earth will flourish and that's why you must keep pumping fossil fuels into the air" retards

[Anonymous No.15625539]

>>15622853
fuck off we're full

[Anonymous No.15625558]

>multiple threads with images from the CO2 coalition or other known oil industry astroturf websites
They're getting desperate now that warming is increasingly harder to ignore as a physical reality that the public feels

[Anonymous No.15628218]

>>15625558
>you can't post co2 coalition data
>here some information from the USA federal government
>the USA federal government never lies
in 2012 congress and obama cooperated to make it legal for the USA federal government to propagandize americans

[Anonymous No.15628221]

>>15596358
I'm so confused.
I'm told to believe the experts.
But then I'm told not to listen to them when they don't say what they're supposed to say.

[Anonymous No.15628230]

>>15625558
>Y-yeah, it's the people who provide the fuel to give us food and heat who are conspiring to lie, not a bunch of useless academic leftard marxists whose careers LITERALLY END if climate change isn't real.

[Anonymous No.15628245]

>>15628218
>Satellite based observations of temperatures are fake because I say so :(

[bodhi No.15629335]

>>15625539
full of massive cocks in your tight little bussy

[bodhi No.15629344]

>>15625558
tin foil hat, now

[Anonymous No.15629377]

>>15628221
dangerously low iq detected, return asap

[Anonymous No.15629390]

>>15624295
You're retarded.
Why are people not being paid to report accurate temperature data but only those giving dodgy models are seeing funding.

[Anonymous No.15629391]

>>15628221
>I'm told to believe the experts.
Believe the experts, not some people from outside of the field who are paid by the fossil fuel industry.

[Anonymous No.15629949]

its fucking august and i had only like 1 week of real hot. this was unthinkable 10 years ago. its global cooling in eastern europe

[Anonymous No.15631914]

>>15629949
if global warming is real, how come theres no hot weather?

[Anonymous No.15632121]

>>15631914
its only hotter in countries with a lot of homosexuality. coincidence?

[Anonymous No.15632162]

To those who say we're approaching a new ice age, what's your time frame, and why? AFAIK the last interglacial period lasted a few thousand years, so if the theory is correct, wouldn't we be just entering an interglacial period now?

[Anonymous No.15633392]

>>15632162
two weeks

[Anonymous No.15633484]

It's funny, I caught the local evening news tonight because my parents were watching it on the bbc literally ever couple of minutes they found a reason to bring up climatchange or global warming, meanwhile I was sat wearing a jumper just yesterday.
surreal.

[Anonymous No.15633793]

>>15606141
>physics
>the study of NATURE
>not an expert on nature

[Anonymous No.15634002]

>>15596358
Good thing I can’t physically sense the temperature outside and use my eyeballs to see what it’s like around the world.

[Anonymous No.15634019]

>>15632162
We've actually never left the Ice Age. We're not in a glacial maximum or anything, but this is an Ice Age.

[Anonymous No.15636070]

>>15598151
Real science was never about trust; it was all about doubt and process.

[Anonymous No.15636075]

>>15629949
Same in Scandinavia, weather has been miserable and wet.

>>15632121
Also in places with hardly any population such as Sahara.

[Anonymous No.15636095]

>>15596358
Newton was really into alchemy.
Even being a supergenius doesn’t make you immune to being wrong or believing dumb stuff.

[Anonymous No.15637334]

>>15636070
The peer review process was instituted to replace the Christian scientific method and substitute it with a conspiracy of amoral atheistic liars

[Anonymous No.15637339]

>>15603282
Why would trump's wiki clntain half the bullshit it does?

[Anonymous No.15637542]

>>15628221
but he's not an expert

[Anonymous No.15637550]

>>15637339
what shouldn't it contain?

[Anonymous No.15637598]

>>15636095
Alchemy gets a pass since it led to chemistry. Plus, the mysticism is cool

[Anonymous No.15637940]

>>15614187
July was fucking hot

[Anonymous No.15637963]

>>15614187
Dirty liar.
>Starting on 10 July 2023, the record-breaking Cerberus anticyclone affected many European countries, with the effects felt most severely in parts of Southeast and Southwest Europe such as Cyprus, Greece, Italy, and Spain.
>The event also led to record-breaking high temperatures in the Arctic, following a week of the hottest global average temperatures ever recorded. Several regional temperature records have also been broken, and the heatwave has prompted health warnings and government action in several countries.
The sea surface was 5° warmer than normal. This is the opposite of a "normal summer".

[Anonymous No.15638985]

>>15637963
fake news, its been cool and raining all summer

[Anonymous No.15639000]

>>15637940
It was cold wet and miserable

[Anonymous No.15639002]

>>15636095
Maybe that just means you don't know as much about alchemy as you should

[Anonymous No.15639026]

>>15614207
Do you honestly believe every single thermometer is controlled by the shadow people? It is easy to check this data. Last month has been the hottest July ever recorded.

[Anonymous No.15639310]

>>15639026
Hottest where?

[Anonymous No.15639377]

>>15639310
Average temperature over the entire world.
https://climatereanalyzer.org/clim/t2_daily/
Here is a graph, try looking at it.

[Anonymous No.15639528]

>>15618036
>>15618043
lol
lmao
https://www.climatefiles.com/exxonmobil/1982-memo-to-exxon-management-about-co2-greenhouse-effect/

[Anonymous No.15640476]

>>15599024
how many sigma is that out of the soientists' predicted range?

[Anonymous No.15640504]

>>15604943
Most educated sci user

[Anonymous No.15640508]

>>15604783
So that's when this board started going to shit

[Anonymous No.15640510]

>>15640508
>i hate /sci/
why are you here? theres dozens of npc safe space websites out there that cater to your ilk, why not use one of those if /sci/ upsets you so much? why torture yourself by coming to /sci/ and seeing that global warming is fake when you can go to reddit and maintain the illusion of your end of the world fantasy life?

[Anonymous No.15640555]

>>15598129
"results, in part, from a tendency for Nobel winners to feel empowered by the award to speak on topics outside their specific area of expertise"
Quote from the first paragraph of the article you posted. He is talking about the thing he got his Nobel prize for, this is literally his area of expertise. Don't go around posting links to look smart when reading the first two sentences reveals that you don't even understand what you are claiming.

[Anonymous No.15640634]

>>15640510
>why would you look at things you don't agree with?
Logic of the avg climate change denialist

[Anonymous No.15640683]

>>15608786
Imagine writing this unhinged rant and somehow coming out thinking that the guy who can read data is the mentally ill one

[Anonymous No.15640760]

>>15639377
And what are the data sources?

[Anonymous No.15640782]

>>15640760
Open the link, retard. Overcome your ADD and look at the content for more than 30 seconds and you'll find it.

[Anonymous No.15642555]

>>15639377
>sponsored by the global warming institute
really objective source you got there

[Anonymous No.15642597]

>>15639528
based virtuous eco warrior

[Anonymous No.15644258]

>>15642597
>degenerates engage in virtue signalling
errrrry singe time, the only people who feel drawn to the virtue signalling lifestyle are people who have horrible toxic personalities that they want to disguise