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1558815 No.1558815 [Reply] [Original]

>you are now aware that 86% of the general population will get laid at least once in their life time, meaning you still have a chance

>> No.1558825

Sure is child mortality in the remaining 14%.

>> No.1558831

>Implying that my hand doesn't do the same job with less complications

>> No.1558823

>Implying I'm not always in that 14%

>> No.1558836

>Implying that everyone on this forum is a virgin.

>> No.1558838

>>>/r9k/

>> No.1558840

>>1558831

it doesn't. if it did, there would be no more babies in the world

>> No.1558841

wow, 14% don't get laid? I guess I'm not alone!
Now back to how do I laser atoms.

>> No.1558847

>>1558836
>implying you aren't

>> No.1558879

>>1558840
Babies are just a complication.

>> No.1558891

>>1558841
Lasering atoms? Are you trying to cool them or measure them?

>> No.1558902

>>1558815
and 50% of all American women have HPV. VIRGINITY FOR THE WIN!

>> No.1558909

>>1558847
Um, no shit Sherlock. Some people on here aren't.

>> No.1558916

>>1558815
>implying we don't all date fat chicks

>> No.1558920

I figured it would be higher. That's just sad.

>> No.1558922

>>1558916
sadfrog.jpg

Nice captcha: Cerenkov nigger

>> No.1558923

>>1558902
Yep. I got it in college. Shitsux.

>> No.1558925

>>1558922
Pic or it didn't happen. That's worth drawing.

>> No.1558940

I can see that.
It's too bad that the one time I did have sex was with an ass ugly emo girl

>> No.1558962

Wait, its really that low? Does that include early deaths?

I'm suprised, I don't think I know anyone over 30 who hasn't had sex. Maybe that just includes skeezy neckbeards who never leave their house.

>> No.1559082

>>1558962
Sometimes people don't want to.

I had sex once (1 time) and it was boring and not enjoyable. It was a pointless and silly act - honestly, if i wouldn't have been so committed to find out why people say its great - I would have left after half an hour saying s.t. along the lines "you know this is rather not what i expected."

I still don't get why men dispense such ressources on this. And since our whole society is based on sex being the one thing men are treated with for their dispenses I stayed single.

But I am quite happy this way. Much more than I was as a teenager chasing girls.

>> No.1559094

only 86%...

goddamnit

>> No.1559141

>>1559094
pay a hooker, silly. That's how quite a lot of male teenagers actually loose their virginity, no matter what stories they tell.