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how do i, scientifically speaking, maximize the odor and overall rankness of my farts?
i find stinky farts to be funny and want to try /brapmaxx/ing

>> No.15570777

if you kys youll let out some real stinkers after a day or two

>> No.15571071

>>15570678
get an enema kit, full fat milk and chocolate protein powder, mix the milk and protein powder until it's a slurry. Inject that up your ass, preferably more than 1.5 liters to get full coverage of the intestines then wait. your gut flora will begin creating gas rapidly as the ones capable of digesting the milk and protein slurry undergoe feeding frenzy. try to keep it contained for 3+ hours or until the pressure builds up to where you can't hold it. Regardless they'll keep feeding on the residue. repeat for several days and you will have an internal gas chamber.

>> No.15571082

>>15571071
>>15570777
okay so how do i do it without killing myself or giving myself a milk enema
preferably no shoving food up my ass plz

>> No.15571084

>>15571082
fuck you i gave you your answer.

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>>15571082
YOU THINK POWER LIKE THIS IS GIVEN TO THE WEAK!?

>> No.15571089

>>15571084
shoving stuff up my ass to temporarily make my farts reek isnt a real solution, its not natural
i was thinking like a chemical compound or food combination that has the maximum potential to really set of my butt guts
shoving milk up my ass so it basically rots in there is just gay and retarded

>> No.15571090
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>>15571087
I JUST WANT EXTRA STINKY FARTS

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>>15571089
Says the man asking how to /brapmaxx/ on sci.

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>>15571092

>> No.15571121

>>15571090
you have been given the information you need
if you lack the will to follow through, that is your own failure not ours.

>> No.15571124

>>15571121
no, you just gave your own gross fetishistic method
there must be other ways, because sometimes my farts are particularly putrid
i just want to harness this, without shoving milk in my ass or dying
youre just being obtuse because you don't have an answer

>> No.15571129

>>15571124
>you gave me an answer I don't like
>you're doing this because you don't have an answer

If you are too weak to do it right, don't bother doing it at all.

>> No.15571131

>>15571129
>another obtuse non-answer
fuck off

>> No.15571134

My farts smell of eggnog

Barkun Boop

>> No.15571135

>>15571131
>what's 2+2
>and don't say 4 I want a real answer

pathetic.

>> No.15571138

>>15571135
>"what's 2+2?"
>"shove an egg up your ass, and another, and another, and one more for good measure. dont want to do it to find the answer? coward."
>>15571134
based

>> No.15571139

>>15571138
Based

>> No.15571141

I can tell you but you need to post a picture of your asshole, literally. This is because the size of the anus ring dictates the area of the smell. Once you have posted your anus I will continue. Please include a coin of sorts next to the ring for measurement.

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>>15571138
>how do I get smelly farts?
>here's the best way to promote intestinal biome growth, which will increase both the frequency and potency of your farts
>what? eww gross no, I want *real* answers!

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>>15571142
I'm try a tomato they smelly, like eating cum out of a _______ (insert something repulsive but funny)

>> No.15571149

>>15571142
what part of
>im not squirting 2 litres of milk up my ass
are you not understanding?
>>15571141
*'cado*

>> No.15571150

>>15571149
Oh, I understand. I understand that we gave you an accurate and precise answer to your question, but fear is holding you back from pursuing it.
It's ok anon.

>> No.15571151

>>15571149
A tiny little babies smiling friend sucked a napple out of the hole of a cigarette, suck my fart bitches and lick it keeping it close and hanging

>> No.15571156

>>15571151
My fart is God to you

Farts try to fuck you

>> No.15571159

Can you just fart in my mouth

Or...

May I please know the special part

It special dub

>> No.15571166

>Tfw no one wants to fart on me

>> No.15571168

CUM. cum. Smelly cum.

>> No.15571170

>>15571168
>>15571166
>>15571159
>>15571156
>>15571151
shut up retard
>>15571150
>we
who's "we"?
you and the voices in your head saying gay shit?
yeah i know

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15571171

Cum on me PLESE I need it now. I'm gonna faaaaaaaart tehehehhehee

But seriously though this thread belongs on
>>>/x/

>> No.15571173

>>15571171
this is a /sci/ thread because i want scientifically maximized stink with minimal effort

>> No.15571226

Steatorrhea has a particularly bad smell. Try getting pancreatic cancer. I hope that helps.

>> No.15571287

>>15571226
can /sci/ really not figure out a way to make someone's farts particularly smelly without gayness or immense physical pain?

>> No.15571289

>>15571287
You have your answer anon
If you're unhappy with it, that is your problem not ours

>> No.15571294

>>15571289
kill yourself immediately

>> No.15571301

>>15571294
That's just your fear talking
overcome it anon
be the chemical weapons factory you always dreamed of being
the only thing stopping you is you

>> No.15571313

>>15571301
you're this guy >>15569352
aren't you

>> No.15571327

>whaaaah, whaaah, I want something but without any effort!!! whaaaaah
OP is a huge faggot

>> No.15571339

>>15571327
see>>15571149

>> No.15571343

>>15571313
Nah, I stopped being lactose tolerant in my teens.
drinking milk now actually makes me super gassy.
wait a minute...

>> No.15571345

>>15571339
do you also switch GP every time you get a diagnose/advice you don't like?

>> No.15571365
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>>15571345
i havent been to the doctor in about 10 years

>> No.15571369

>>15571343
lol
i dont want quantity, I want quality
if I could rip 1 or 2 absolutely foul hissers a day, that would be perfect

>> No.15571371

>>15571369
you could drink a lot of creatine shakes, but you'll get much more bang for your buck with a direct application.

>> No.15571381

>>15571371
what's creatine

>> No.15571387

>>15571381
a protein supplement
usually sold in powder form

>> No.15571388

>>15571387
wont that make me fat as fuck though? i already have trouble keeping weight off

>> No.15571390

>>15571388
yeah, unless you're a gym rat you'll put on a ton of weight.
There is a way to avoid that weight gain, but I don't think you're gonna like it.

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>>15571390
not this shit again

>> No.15571411

Serious answer: Begin transitioning. Nothing smells worse than your period diarrhea while on HRT.

>> No.15571420

>>15571411
>period diarrhea
you mean.. diarrhea right?
right?

>> No.15571436

>>15571420
Don't be transphobic anon, geeze.

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>>15571436
whats period diarrhea
im not looking it up