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1556252 No.1556252 [Reply] [Original]

Alright /sci/, using rational scientific arguments, I want you to tell me what is objectively the best kind of pizza.

None of this "taste is subjective" wussy cop-out crap.

>> No.1556259

I suppose one made with healthy, nutritious ingredients.

>> No.1556257

coke

>> No.1556262

A pizza with every ingredient the human mind can concieve.

My captcha is suggesting lollypops.

>> No.1556264

medium plain cheese pizza.

More of them are sold than any other variant. So it must be the best

>> No.1556266

bacon mmmmmmmm

>> No.1556267

CP is the best, of course.

>> No.1556272

>>1556267
extra cheese and pepperoni? did you work dominoes 10 years ago?

>> No.1556277
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1556277

Margerita pizza... because:

It's basically the simplest pizza available with the minimum number of ingredients. There's no hiding behind some overpowered sauce and a dozen "supreme" toppings. Great crust, good fresh mozzarello, good tomatoes, garlic, olive oil, and basil, all need to be at their prime. It's italian food personified -- simple and restrained yet fantastic.

Pic related, I cooked it.

>> No.1556282

>>1556277
I WANT SOME NOW, BUT IT'S 9:40 IN THE MORNING. THIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR PIZZA, FUCK.

>> No.1556287

>>1556277
>It's basically the simplest pizza available with the minimum number of ingredients.

Never heard of a plain pizza with just oil and some rosemary and oregano spread on top? Probably not popular abroad, though.

>> No.1556294

requesting more tasty pizza pictures

>> No.1556295

>>1556277
Looks pretty disgusting.

>> No.1556297

>>1556282
its 10:45 here. they stard delivery in 18 minutes.

>> No.1556299

>>1556287
well yeah, but if that was presented to me i'd first thing "foccacia" ya know?

at least with a margerita pizza you have something that your typical american will still describe as pizza.

>> No.1556300

BBQ Chicken and Bacon from Papa John's is the best kind of pizza. It's science.

>> No.1556307

>>1556297
YOU LUCKY BASTARD.

>> No.1556308
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1556308

pineapple and jalapenos bitch

>> No.1556311

>>1556307
i also made me some bagelbites to hold me over.

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1556314

>>1556294
Because I like you, 4chan. This is actually a personal favorite and it's fucking astounding, but it's a fairly large departure from a traditional pizza so I don't think I'd put it as "the" pizza.

This is goat cheese, grapes, rosemary, and olive oil. The interplay between those 4 ingredients is incredible. Super super rich goat cheese is balanced by the light sweetness of the grape, rosemary herbaciousness balanced by the smooth olive oil... really nice.

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1556316

>my face when people put silly toppings on pizza

answer is nyc cheese pizza, op. it's peer reviewed and shit.

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1556317

It's midnight here in East Asia, so I'm all geared up to order the mega-est pizza that one of the millions of local establishments have.

Serious, Italian pizza is nice, but you've never had pizza until you've had one with an asian work-ethic put into it

>> No.1556329

>>1556259

>> No.1556330

You need all kinds of addictive shit on your pizza. Fat cheese, salt, and a little sugar.. Also beef, preferably a little red, and a couple of chilis. And this might sound strange, but put some poppy seeds on them also. Poppy seeds are taken from opium plants, and even though the narcotic has been taken out of them, there is still a little left over that will send you to heaven.

>> No.1556331

>>1556316

>peer reviewed

Jee, the experiment must have been full proof!

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1556341

>>1556311
THIS IS MY ONLY RAGE PICTURE SO IGNORE THE TEXT.

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1556346

Short story.
My hand happens to be chinese.
She told me about that time she went to italy, and she was recommended this great pizzaplace by some eurofag (I'm a eurofag too btw). She told me they had the most horrible pizza's. "The crust was even burnt near the side! They were way too thin, and there was a thin layer of fat just floating on there! They weren't even round, can you believe that? Later we went to vatican city, and just had a piece in one of those fastfood pizzaslices shops, and we had a normal one."
Pic related; my face when they think american pizza's are the real thing in china.

>> No.1557439

>>1556346
Pics of your hand?

She sounds like a dumb, but hot cunt.