global warming don't season they food

[Anonymous No.15528268]

whats the scientific explanation for how increased atmosphereic CO2 results in condiment shortages?

[Anonymous No.15528272]

It's just natural. The hotter it gets the more spices you need to make the food digestable.

[Anonymous No.15528278]

>>15528268
damn you, white people!!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mptNDINqYnQ

[Anonymous No.15528297]

>>15528272
$500 worth of food stamps

[Anonymous No.15529281]

>oy vey muh goysauce!!!
>better give up my car and give all my money to greta and al gore!!
nice try soience

[Anonymous No.15529898]

>>15528268
nooo not my cocksauce!

[Anonymous No.15529937]

>>15529898
lol

[Anonymous No.15529975]

>>15528272
Were these people born without tastebuds?

[Anonymous No.15530187]

>>15528272
Not even Indian people are this bad.

[Anonymous No.15530202]

>>15528268
droughts
wildfires

[Anonymous No.15530430]

>>15528268
"they" want us all to suffer with hunger, lack and austerity, in as many ways as possible.

simple as

[Anonymous No.15530451]

>>15528268
increase atmospheric CO2 levels lead to increased global temperature, droughts wildfires and crop failures which all affect the veggies and spice that are used to make up your condiments
it hasn't reached a point where we will run out of things yet, but it will if nothing is done to improve the CO2 levels in the atmosphere

[Anonymous No.15530487]

>>15528268
Didn't the Sriracha fad die about two years ago? I know it's been around for a long time but a few years ago hipsters discovered it, went nuts and wanted to get Sriracha everything to post on their social media accounts, and then moved on to the next thing.

[Anonymous No.15530501]

>>15530451
Yeah, it really sucks that plants hate CO2 so much.

[Anonymous No.15530531]

>>15530501
plants don't hate CO2, but if the atmosphere was pure CO2 plants will die like we will if the atmosphere was pure O2
CO2 raises the global temperature and reduces rain which fucks with the plants
this is an eco system that is existing with such a fragile balance, introducing a literal metric fuckton of CO2 will kill it

[Anonymous No.15530611]

>>15530531
>but if the atmosphere was pure CO2
Actual it's a trace gas.

[Anonymous No.15530626]

>>15530611
yes, that anon said that. Congrats on demonstrating your 3rd grade reading level, want to try EXPANDING on that and demonstrating a better reading ability? Or is this an "I ate breakfast yesterday" conversation?

[Anonymous No.15531086]

>>15530430
>"they"
you can name the jew here on 4chan. sometimes jannie will ban u for it tho

[Anonymous No.15531345]

>>15530626
Why bother discussing a hypothetical which is physically impossible? Humans couldn't even in their wildest dreams introduce enough CO2 to unbalance an environment that evolved at 2000 ppm or higher.

[Anonymous No.15531376]

Climate change will strangle the human population to acceptable levels sooner or late, so it's really a self correcting problem.

[Anonymous No.15531379]

>>15531345
>but I ate breakfast yesterday

[Anonymous No.15531393]

>>15531379
Eating or not eating breakfast is a hypothetical within the realm of human experience. What anon above is trying to tell you is that the hypotheticals employed by climate cultists are the deranged scrawlings of madmen and schizophrenics, and answering them is a waste of effort.

[Anonymous No.15532152]

>>15531376
if you're so concerned about overpopulation and want a solution for it, then why aren't you committing suicide?

[Anonymous No.15533216]

>>15528268
>oh no!!!
>not muh meme goyslop sauce!!!

[Anonymous No.15533459]

Srirachi used to use an American pepper supplier that kept them well supplied, but a few years decided to fuck them over (and lost a lawsuit over it), and had to switch pepper suppliers. And of course they picked some incompetent Mexican farmers who promised cheap prices but couldn't deliver. And now Srirachi is trying to shuffle the blame for their own executive's poor purchasing decisions onto muh global warming.

[Anonymous No.15533894]

>>15532152
It's better to let humanity figure everything out for themselves. Killing myself wont make people stop using fossil fuels, and will even delay the collapse. We need to get to the point where things get so bad that we simply no longer have the capacity to use fossil fuels, so accelerate away.

[Anonymous No.15534190]

how hard is it to mix chilipeppers, garlic salt and sugar together and then cook it down a little. are zoomers really so lazy that they can't do that if their babby bottle of goyslop isn't available at the jewstore?

[Anonymous No.15534204]

>>15528272
which brave white man would try this?

[Anonymous No.15534273]

>>15530487
Same thing happened with sweet chilli sauce in the 90s then Periperi sauce in the 00s. Bunch of white middle class hipsters "discovering" some shitty hot sauce and all of a sudden its fucking everywhere, over hyped and over commercialized.

They've all moved on to Gochujang now except this time theres a bunch of gay Korean Americans all screaming about cultural appropriation like they ain't got a whole music industry based on black music.

[Anonymous No.15534287]

>>15528272
Damn that looks good.

[Anonymous No.15534302]

>>15530531
>muh fragile balance
life on earth survived disasters worse than a few ppm of co2

[Anonymous No.15535364]

>>15530531
>CO2 raises the global temperature and reduces rain which fucks with the plants
false, first of all CO2 does not cause global warming, that experiment has already been pulled off, CO2 in the atmosphere has been increasing for decades without any change in global temperatures, but if CO2 did cause global warming that would mean an overall increase in rain, due to an increased rate of evaporation. all of the places on the planet that have large annual rainfall totals are in warm regions

[Anonymous No.15535380]

>>15528268
>did somehing happen?
>this is how its proof of racism, sexism, white supremacy, anti semitism, climate change, the militarization of the christian church and the rise of the fourth reich

[Anonymous No.15535954]

>>15528268
Wasn't it actually because the company making it had negotiations fall through in pricing along with some new factory failing to open on time?

[Anonymous No.15535961]

>>15535954
Yes. They tried to outsource their pepper farming to foreign scabs instead of US farmers who expect to be paid fairly, and the foreigners couldn't meet demand.

[Anonymous No.15535989]

>>15528272
Wait did they throw away everything to the trash and just eat the crab?

[Anonymous No.15536004]

>>15528272
Kenan & Kel have gone too far this time

[Anonymous No.15536005]

>>15528268
CO2 is what plants crave

[Anonymous No.15536444]

>>15535989
it was all purchased with food stamps so they don't care.

[Anonymous No.15537285]

Shiracha was made ILLEGAL here in Finland some time ago, you can only get weird knock off brand that tastes like shit

[Anonymous No.15537648]

>>15537285
why is it illegal?

[Anonymous No.15538015]

>>15537285
bro, you need me to ship you some illegal shriracha? I can package it inconspicuously, like put it in regular chili sauce bottles.

[Anonymous No.15538031]

fwiw, shipping 22 kilos of sauce to you costs about 56 euros.

[Anonymous No.15538328]

>>15538031
>black market condiments
time to get rich

[Anonymous No.15538347]

>>15538328
I love globohomo now, time to reboot the V O C

[Anonymous No.15538646]

>>15537648
It's supposed to be illegal in all of EU I think because of some additive but only Finland is enforcing that shit as usual

[Anonymous No.15538806]

>>15538646
Source? I can only find a previous-year article about a shortage because of a failed chili pepper harvest.
Oh, and this:
https://foodly.tn/nl/tips/6-2322/
Banned because "too much natrium" - they put in too much table salt, LOL.

Ah, found it:
https://www.thenomadtoday.com/articulo/finland/the-mystery-behind-the-famous-sauce-s-disappearance/20200324195036004953.html
Sulfite. In one (1) brand of it. I doubt it's actually banned in Finland, just the one recipe of the one Chinese brand.
And sulfite is not illegal in the Netherlands (see E220 – E228), and... the one I got at the supahmahket has sodium benzoate and acetic acid, but not no sulfite.

[Anonymous No.15539761]

>>15530187
they don't get food stamps

[Anonymous No.15540759]

>>15538328
When a government bans something, thats just economic price supports for smugglers.

[Anonymous No.15541973]

>>15528268
hopefully science wipes out all the goyslop industries

[Anonymous No.15543150]

>try to find a cheaper mexican supplier
>the gamit to increase profits fails, the cheap mexicans were unable to deliver what they promised
>blame global warming in order to escape responsibility for bad business decision making

[Anonymous No.15543223]

>>15532152
Suicide isn't the answer. We need genocide

[Anonymous No.15543300]

>>15543150
It's a very common gambit. Many companies now do this to socialize their losses.

[Anonymous No.15544094]

>>15540759
Back in the 1980s CIA was importing cocaine in order to fund central their central american wars at the same time the government was pouring fortunes into the DEA to prevent other smugglers from competing with the CIA

[Anonymous No.15544751]

>>15535364
>CO2 does not cause global warming, that experiment has already been pulled off, CO2 in the atmosphere has been increasing for decades without any change in global temperatures
this

[Anonymous No.15544838]

>>15528268
That is 100% wrong. The only reasonable solution is to mutilate and burn alive Bill Gates. Is all his fault and therefore he must pay with his life so we can prevent future condiment shortages.

[Anonymous No.15544843]

>>15540759
True and real. That is why the organized crime in eastern Europe made billions in the black market thanks to NATO warmongering.

[Anonymous No.15545469]

>>15528268
>eating shitskin food

[Anonymous No.15545578]

>>15528272
Thes niggaz are going to be on dialysis before the turn forty fasho fasho

[Anonymous No.15545598]

>>15535989
Not like it was edible anyway.

[Anonymous No.15546344]

>>15545578
the medical industry will make a fortune off them that way

[Anonymous No.15546357]

>>15528268
I don't know it's fucking hot as balls

[Anonymous No.15546580]

>>15546357
This might be the coldest summer I've seen.

[Anonymous No.15546844]

>>15546580
Objectively false

[Anonymous No.15546846]

>>15546844
Yawn.

[Anonymous No.15547420]

>>15546580
last year was the coldest spring ever recorded in my neck of the woods, stayed cold until the start of july, this year was the opposite, warm sunny weather started in early may.

[Anonymous No.15548780]

azn food is for bugmen, any westerner who eats it is a cuck and a traitor

[Anonymous No.15549403]

>>15548780
this, also it all loaded with s o y and turns you into a faggot

[Anonymous No.15550470]

global warming is now the universal scapegoat, i wonder if the irs will accept global warming as an excuse for nonpayment of income tax?

[Anonymous No.15551491]

>>15550470
global warming made that titanic sub implode
global warming brought cocaine into the white house
global warming did 9/11 and the holocaust

[Anonymous No.15552047]

>>15528268
>minor logistics problem
>IT'S LE CLIMATE CHANGE
The absolute state of journalism.

[Anonymous No.15552868]

>>15548780
chink food need sauces and seasoning to disguise the fact that its disgusting slop

[Anonymous No.15554311]

>>15552868
Chinks might eat dogs, but at least they don't fuck them like the scientists do

[Anonymous No.15554319]

>>15528278
Yesterday I was cataloging my normiecon meme folder from January 2021, the only meme still salient is this black Greta meme

[Anonymous No.15555221]

>>15554319

[Anonymous No.15555227]

>>15554319
>>15555221
Do you have the one with her holding up a sign about coalburning?

[Anonymous No.15555299]

>>15555227
no, but i have these
https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/28999895/

[Anonymous No.15556267]

>>15528268

[Anonymous No.15556953]

>>15552868
This. If you use any seasoning, then you're not white.

[Anonymous No.15556974]

>>15534204
Everything except the orange and lemon juices are normal for a typical crawfish or crab boil. Gotta be honest, never seen the orange juice thing before. I would think that it would ruin it.

[Anonymous No.15557262]

>>15556953
I had a 36oz prime rib with endive from my garden for dinner tonight, it didn't need anything except a little salt to be perfectly delicious. The endive marinated in the steak juice was crunchy & fantastic.

[Anonymous No.15558021]

>>15555299
Greta confirmed for trans

[Anonymous No.15559467]

>>15554311
those two had great chemistry

[Anonymous No.15559576]

[Anonymous No.15559890]

>>15530451
>increased global temperature, droughts
This doesn't make sense anon.

[Anonymous No.15560045]

>>15528272
YES LAWD
IF YOU AINT SNEEZIN IT AINT SEASON
MMM!!!
SMELL IT FRU DA PHONE
SMELL IT WIT YO EYES
YES LAWD

[Anonymous No.15560577]

>>15559890
eschatology has never made sense, eschatology is purely emotional

[Anonymous No.15561312]

>>15559467
lol

[Anonymous No.15561351]

>>15530531
Life on earth has survived far worse conditions than excess CO2 emissions from human activity. Btw, our output can be instantly dwarfed by a single super volcano or a flood basalt eruption, which happened many times in the earth's long history.

[Anonymous No.15562132]

>>15528268
>https://newrepublic.com/post/174301/media-no-idea-cover-extreme-heat
>But it’s not just heat’s invisibility and inequity that make it hard to cover. Research suggests that humans are able to adjust to new weather extremes in just a couple of years. Back in 2016, when I was working my first climate-related job at a communications nonprofit, one of my first tasks was helping to prepare a press package around NOAA’s announcement that 2016 (another El Niño year) was set to be Earth’s hottest year since records began in 1880. Every year since then has stayed within the top eight hottest years on record, not to mention seemingly endless announcements about smaller monthly, weekly, daily, or seasonal records. The heat alarm has been sounding so loudly for the past few years that it’s easy to tune it out—even the particularly loud alarms of the past few weeks.
>Perhaps that’s something that viewers and readers should take responsibility for: that the media is partially reflecting our own inability to fully panic about something that’s truly becoming the new normal. The world is going to keep breaking records, and what worries me is that we’re all used to it already—that our reaction is to shrug, turn off the TV, crank up the AC, and go about our lives.

TL;DR: People getting used to increasing temperatures (if they are even increasing) is actually...BAD. The media not talking about it, due to there being nothing to talk about, is ALSO BAD!

[Anonymous No.15562142]

>>15528272
/ck/ professional here
this crab boil was legit ya'll don't know what you're talking about

[Anonymous No.15562337]

>>15562142
Negro detected
Opinion rejected

[Anonymous No.15563693]

>>15562142
You're wrong, crab is good enough on its own that there is no good reason to turn it into goyslop. I boil mine in seawater for about 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.15563706]

>>15530531
>raises the global temperature and reduces rain which fucks with the plants
Literally how? That would increase evaporation. Where the fuck do you think the rain would go once it evaporates?

[Anonymous No.15564793]

>>15534302
this "muh fragile balance" is just a tv catchphrase, when someone uses it, they are tipping off where they learned everything they know about nature from

[Anonymous No.15565808]

>>15564793
nature's fragile balance is a danger or our democracy

[Anonymous No.15567487]

>>15561351
>worse conditions than excess CO2
Nature thrives at higher CO2 levels, the low CO2 levels of the past few million years is the worst that life on Earth has ever suffered

[Anonymous No.15568189]

>>15565808
correlation doesn't equal causation

[Anonymous No.15569245]

>>15564793
They're also tipping off that they're highly suggestible people who can easily be manipulated by the TV or other media sources

[Anonymous No.15570496]

>>15567487
This, it is retarded that people who call themselves environmentalists don't want to see nature thriving at higher CO2 levels

[Anonymous No.15570509]

>>15528268
The shortage has NOTHING to do with climate, the company is literally screwing over the pepper farmers.
Fucking moron.
https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-sriracha-lawsuit-underwood-ranches-20190712-story.html

[Anonymous No.15571465]

>>15570509
>The shortage has NOTHING to do with climate
of course it doesn't
global warming is fake

[OwU No.15571607]

I prefer white food

White Creole
White Cajun

[Anonymous No.15572647]

>>15571607
i had andouille and butter beans for dinner

[Anonymous No.15573716]

>>15529281
LOL

[Anonymous No.15574851]

>>15529281

[Anonymous No.15576051]

>>15554311
who says they don't?

[Anonymous No.15576481]

>>15528272
Glad to see UN food aid hasn't gone to waste.

[Anonymous No.15576492]

>>15530451
Why do climate alarmists like yourself not consider ways other than reducing CO2 to combat the affects of climate change?

> increased global temperature
AC
>droughts
build dams
>wildfires
cut the trees down
>crop failures
use irrigation

See how easy that was? Don't even need government control for those!
Ah, but that's the problem isn't it? If there's no need government interference people like you can't wander about with a clipboard and high-viz jacket ordering the serfs about like a kapo.

[Anonymous No.15576493]

>>15530531
Good things CO2 won't rise much above what it was in the devonian then.

[Anonymous No.15576498]

>>15530531
>reduces rain
more heat = more water vapor, dunno what dictates rainfail zones tho
>eco system that is existing with such a fragile balance
Don't care, farms is all we need. If we find an animal has a use to us, we'll keep it around.

Please try again alarmist sheep.

[Anonymous No.15577324]

>>15570496
they don't care about nature, their feigned concern is just a disguise for their true motivations

[Anonymous No.15578388]

>>15577324

[Anonymous No.15579109]

>>15531345
There isn't enough carbon on this planet to push the CO2 level high enough to cause real trouble

[Anonymous No.15579161]

>>15530451
I've seen the predictions, and we passed that point many decades ago. There's basically no point reducing emissions now as the coming warming will be so great that massive ecological collapse is inevitable and that will do the job for us when most of the earth's population dies.

The current climate change zeitgeist is that catastrophic warming is inevitable within 50 years even if emissions stop tomorrow, so the focus should be on surviving on the sterile dust ball earth (or escaping it) rather than trying to close the gate after the horse has bolted with CO2 emissions.

[Anonymous No.15580247]

>>15579161

[Anonymous No.15580261]

I hope global warming is real so all the liberal pseuds on the coastal cities get drowned.

[Anonymous No.15581144]

>>15580261
that would be primo, but you're better off hoping for a tsunami to pull off that trick

[Anonymous No.15581146]

>>15579161
>le sterilized earth
>just completely ignore all the times it got way fucking hotter and had way fucking more CO2 than now

[Anonymous No.15581148]

>>15536004
kek

[Anonymous No.15582429]

>global warming makes goyslop go extinct
based!

[Anonymous No.15583417]

>>15546580
Haven't even seen mid 90s yet where I'm at, we had triple digit temps two years ago.

[Anonymous No.15583476]

>>15563706
>Where the fuck do you think the rain would go once it evaporates?
people who believe in global warming are low iq, they don't think

[Anonymous No.15585113]

>>15528272
sheeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt