Penn State Chemical Engineering Professor Arrested for Having Sex with His Dog

[Anonymous No.15503251]

The professor of chemical engineering who earned his Ph.D. from Michigan has been with Penn State since 1991. During that time, he's written several books, published dozens of journal articles and won at least three teaching awards, including the Premier Teaching Award from the Penn State Engineering Alumni Society in 2017.

"Themis Matsoukas has been relieved of his responsibilities and is on leave," read a statement from the university. He was charged with misdemeanor charges of open lewdness, indecent exposure and sexual intercourse with an animal, and summary charges of cruelty to animals and disorderly conduct. A preliminary hearing is scheduled for July 19 in Huntingdon County.

Matsoukas was arraigned Tuesday, according to court records. He has a hearing set for July 19.

DCNR set up the trail camera to monitor suspected thefts from a restroom in the Rothrock State Forest parking lot but instead captured images of an unknown man, later identified as Matsoukas, engaging in lewd acts in and around the parking lot and restroom, the charging documents state.

The alleged acts included indecent exposure, masturbation, and sexual contact with a dog, according to investigators. Matsoukas was seen on video allegedly attempting to record himself performing the acts on an electronic tablet, according to investigators.

Matsoukas was identified by park rangers by his North Face backpack, which was visible in the camera footage from the April incident. The parking lot camera captured Matsoukas performing similar acts in May, charging documents state.

https://www.ibtimes.sg/i-do-it-blow-off-steam-penn-state-professor-arrested-having-sex-his-dog-after-getting-caught-70592

[Anonymous No.15503260]

[Anonymous No.15503266]

Why are scientists all such disgusting degenerates and perverts?
>b-b-but its OK because he has redeeming values

purposely spamming journals with schizophasia is not a benefit to anyone, its just an expensive waste.
heres a recent publication of his
has not yet been cited, probably never even been read, not even by the reviewers
https://www.mdpi.com/1099-4300/25/2/385
>Abstract
>We study the set of integer partitions as a probability space that generates distributions and, in the asymptotic limit, obeys thermodynamics. We view ordered integer partition as a configuration of cluster masses and associate them with the distribution of masses it contains. We organized the set of ordered partitions into a table that forms a microcanonical ensemble and whose columns form a set of canonical ensembles. We define a functional of the distribution (selection functional) that establishes a probability measure on the distributions of the ensemble, study the combinatorial properties of this space, define its partition functions, and show that, in the asymptotic limit, this space obeys thermodynamics. We construct a stochastic process that we call exchange reaction and used it to sample the mean distribution by Mote Carlo simulation. We demonstrated that, with appropriate choice of the selection functional, we can obtain any distribution as the equilibrium distribution of the ensemble.

[Anonymous No.15503270]

>>15503251
>"If you need me, ill be in my lab"-Themis Matsoukas

[Anonymous No.15503274]

>>15503251
>North Face backpack
No surprise. North Face vehemently supports pride month.

[Anonymous No.15503275]

>>15503266
idk that was published like four months ago. i think the strange thing is that there are no coauthors

[Anonymous No.15503277]

its also worth noting that his case is not uncommon. most or all scientists are disgusting degenerate perverts. /sci/ is packed to the gills with nasty pedophilic compulsive masturbators that spam the board with pictures of the children's cartoon characters that they jack off to, they would also be spamming the genuine child pornography they collect if that were not against board rules, the children's cartoons most just symbolize what their true interests are, which is sexually abusing children

[Anonymous No.15503293]

>>15503270
lol

[Anonymous No.15503395]

>>15503270
classic zinger, but still works beautifully.

[Anonymous No.15503518]

>>15503266
>https://www.mdpi.com/1099-4300/25/2/385
He should be arrested and charged just for publishing on mdpi

[Anonymous No.15503530]

>>15503251
tenure will protect him from getting fired right?

[Anonymous No.15503549]

>>15503530
You sound worried

[Anonymous No.15504150]

Damn, shame to hear the professor got fired for fucking OP's mom

[Anonymous No.15504171]

>>15503270
Kek

[Anonymous No.15504181]

>>15503251
he wouldnt have gotten caught if he just fucked his dog at home like white women do

[Anonymous No.15504201]

>>15503251
>https://books.google.com/books/about/Generalized_Statistical_Thermodynamics.html?id=afDCvAEACAAJ&source=kp_author_description

Why is it always the statistical mechanists? Something about that field does something sinister to the mind...

[Anonymous No.15504744]

>>15503251
Why is every chemical engineering professor who knows how to use a computer Greek? What was going on in Athens in the 80s that has resulted in every American university today having at least one Greek dude doing computational thermodynamics and fucking his dog?

[Anonymous No.15504849]

White women do this all the time but scientists doing becomes a national story?

[Anonymous No.15504889]

>>15503251
> greek
> paraphilia enjoyer
Like clockwork

[Anonymous No.15504927]

>>15503251
never thought I'd find a use for this link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA

[Anonymous No.15505069]

>>15504201
its not just them, all science nerds are sexually frustrated beta males who develop strange, mentally ill outlets for their frustrations. the only ones who don't do that are the religious Christians who follow the teachings of The Bible and are protected by them from shameful embarrassments like the one in OP. Its as likely as not that Dr. Dogfucker, PhD commits suicide as a result of having shamed himself so atrociously, he would not be in that position if he were an obedient Christian

[Anonymous No.15505164]

>>15503270
Underrated

[Anonymous No.15505192]

>>15503266
>We [X] × 6
Is that how papers are supposed to be written?

[Anonymous No.15505242]

Its illegal in finland to secretly film people.
But its legal in finland to fuck dogs.

We are most IQ nation. Fuck you. This is all.

[Anonymous No.15505256]

People say he was arrested in his house. He was jerking off while his dog was licking his asshole

[Anonymous No.15505488]

>>15503251
>allegedly attempting to record himself performing the acts on an electronic tablet
as opposed to a non-electronic tablet?

[Anonymous No.15505494]

>>15503270
gross

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[Anonymous No.15505704]

>>15505689
They'll finally be able to get 'er for this one, you'll see!

[Anonymous No.15506539]

>>15505242
How many dogs have you fucked?

[Anonymous No.15507624]

>>15505242
>finns fuck dogs
why are you proud of this?

[Anonymous No.15508381]

>>15505242
>its legal in finland to fuck dogs.
why do you seem proud of this?
how many dogs have you fucked