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[Chad Hominem No.15492783]

Hypothetically spoken, can we use this tricky expression of 2 = 1 from abusing the undefined nature of 0 and whatnot to trick a college professor into believing fake proofs for the sake of making him feel like a trigolite when it too late? Whats a clearcut formula or method to repeating this same bullshit anywhere on any question as a meme

[Anonymous No.15492812]

stop using indeterminate forms

[Anonymous No.15492916]

>>15492783
>a + b = b
Wouldn't that imply a = 0? I don't see how it's 2b

[Anonymous No.15492923]

>>15492916
since a=b, a+b=2b
but its after dividing by 0, so nothing makes sense anyway

[Anonymous No.15492956]

>>15492783
You can trick a lot of people by integrating over an area where x isn't defined. E.g. integral of 1/x from -1 to 1.

[Anonymous No.15493015]

>>15492783
>trigolite
what's trigolite?
is that some kind of mineral?

[Anonymous No.15493128]

>>15492783
I'm sure you can use the expression 2 = 1 in a numerical system where you can divide by zero. I don't know what applications such a numerical system might have

[Anonymous No.15493144]

>>15492783
a = b
a+b = b
lol

[Anonymous No.15493239]

>>15493128
modulo arithmetic.
2 turns around the clock/racetrack is equivalent to 1 turn. As is 0. 0 o'clock = 12 o'clock.

[Anonymous No.15493475]

>>15492783
zero has no multiplicative inverse therefore the assumption is wrong

[Anonymous No.15493497]

>>15492783
>divide by zero
>result is inconsistent
many such cases

[Anonymous No.15493513]

>>15492916
The step you were referring to was the moment the proof stopped making any sense (because we had just divided zero by zero, since a - a or b - b is zero). It just becomes more clear later on when we uncovered that 2 = 1.

[Pepedaddy No.15493534]

>>15492783
>>15492783
cock = asshole
cock^2 = cock*asshole
cock^2 - asshole 2 = cock*asshole - asshole^2
(cock + asshole)(cock - asshole) = asshole(cock - asshole)
Now we know that cock = asshole and asshole = cock, therefore its all a gay gangbang

[Anonymous No.15493588]

4th step doesn't work because we're assuming a-b != 0, meaning a != b, which contradicts our initial assumption.

I feel like I'm the only smart person on this board. There's no way you all this retarded, right?

[Anonymous No.15493817]

>>15493588
Literally everyone here knows that. What OP wants to know is how to fool a college professor into believing fake proofs by sneakily including division by zero without them noticing.

[Anonymous No.15493842]

>>15493144
This is true though because a and b must be equal to 0. See, 0 + 0 = 0, but also 0 = 0 so it satisfies the assumptions

[Anonymous No.15493861]

>>15492783
>making him feel like a trigolite when it too late?
just go to school anon, you'll feel more accomplished having earned your education than by trying to trick a professor with something that won't work.

[Chad Hominem No.15493886]

>>15493861
Im an expert. I just wanna bully other kike experts

[Anonymous No.15493917]

>>15492783
use a proof by induction where the inductive step works but the base case is wrong, they'll never catch it

[Chad Hominem No.15493925]

>funny sarcastic thread
>Autist comments
>"Mom are you proud of me yet"

[Anonymous No.15493934]

>>15492783
>hahaha I'm so smart and clever I proved 2=1
why do math trannys take such pride in being bullshit artists? are they mentally ill? normal people would be ashamed of being liars, math trannys take pride in it

[Chad Hominem No.15493940]

>>15493934
because its sarcasm. Learn it.

[Chad Hominem No.15493949]

bullshitting a bullshit institution is valid when higher order logic is not used. This is what happens to dogmatic academia worshippers like jews and asians who fail to meet common sense. This is your featherless biped

[Anonymous No.15493995]

>>15493886
I seriously doubt that

[Chad Hominem No.15494047]

>>15493995
Jew cope. Hand pic or false testimony

[Anonymous No.15494097]

a2-b2=a2-a2=0, so a=b=0

[Anonymous No.15494808]

>>15494097
>>15493588
>>15493534
>>15492916
a - b = 0 is literally in the first line smartass

[Anonymous No.15494820]

>>15492916
If a=0 then b=0

[Jealous No.15494824]

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