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15489539 No.15489539 [Reply] [Original]

Where are all the Aliens !?

>> No.15489580
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>>15489539
where are all the cocks?

>> No.15489599

>>15489580
Fok owf pepedad

What's da matta? U med?

>> No.15489609

>>15489580
You don't need sex pepedad. For every disadvantage is a dimensional advantage of equal gain to loss ratio. Just gotta search within yourself. What are your raw goods beyond the realm of aptal desire?

>> No.15489610

>>15489580
STOP BEING SAD PEPEPAPA PLS WE LIKE YOU.

>> No.15489617

>>15489580
This ain't the world for sex pepedad. Try your next life. I never had good sex yet. and now I'm enlightened. I prefer to just wank. My wanks have always been better than sex I've had. I think only true love can beat a good wank. Awhhhh fuck owf

>> No.15489621

*wanks*
Pepedaddy come on let's make a chalice together.

Y-you first.

>> No.15490124

>>15489580
Yes

>> No.15490151

>>15489539
space

>> No.15490194

>>15489539
once humans get out into space more and are travelling faster, the aliens will have to deal with us then because they wont be able to avoid us and we will become their problem
They have access to our internet and can post on 4chan if they feel like it

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6'3 human manlets will get cucked by 8' alien Chads.

>> No.15491403

where the ayyy bitches at?

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>>15489539
"They believe in the government and thus believe the extraterrestrial lie. These dupes do not know that the Illuminati are the aliens who plan to destroy the United States of America in any event. When I saw Operation Majority while serving in the Navy I believed the alien threat was real just like everyone else. It was not until I had performed many years of research that I was able to fully understand exactly what it was that I had seen. It was extremely difficult for me to believe that my government and the United States Navy had used me, especially since I had dedicated my life to government and military service. Most government and military personnel cannot and will not believe such and idea. The plan is real. The extraterrestrial threat is artificial. The threat is presented through the use of secret technology originally developed by the Germans in their secret weapons programs during WW-II, by geniuses like Nikola Tesla, and many others."
-Bill Cooper

"I know that the CIA employees were programmed to believe in such alien forces in order to mask their uber programmers - these operatives were indoctrinated - made to foster this 'alien agenda' belief system and to pass it on. The Nazis were creating aircraft that looked like flying saucers. If any retired CIA official decided to talk about all of this - after the documents had been declassified 'memory modification' would kick in i.e. the unwitting mind control victim would add fanciful stuff about the 'alien agenda' to confuse the issue. I know that there were Illuminati/Nazi designs of aircraft, of the 'flying saucer' variety - but they were not built or flown by 'aliens'."
-Ex MI6

https://youtu.be/CJqBiH2e5HM?t=3407

pro tip: the earth is flat and stationary