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15474581 No.15474581 [Reply] [Original]

Consider a thought experiment of a man who is 1 light year tall. When he's jerking off it takes him a year to see his penis getting erect because light has to travel all the way up to his eyes. When he dies while jerking off his body will continue jerking off one year after he's dead because it takes the information of his death that long to arrive at his hand and dick. Is this true? Relativity is amazing.

>> No.15474627

>>15474581
His penis is on his foot?

>> No.15474630

why would I consider a man jerking off? sounds kinda gay

>> No.15474633

>>15474627
Where's yours?

>> No.15474637

>>15474630
Okay, consider instead a 1 light year tall woman jerking her feminine penis. Better?

>> No.15474694

>>15474581
1 - people could never be that big
2 - something this massive would collapse into a sphere
3 - it would jerk off for even more time because the electrical signals from the brain traver slower than light through the body