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Anonymous Tue May 30 10:07:21 2023 No.15472093 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 10:09:48 2023 No.15472095 >>15472093 >Consultant - Technology Management

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 10:10:13 2023 No.15472096 i swear they're not self-aware.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 10:44:13 2023 No.15472134 >>15472093 Nooo not the jeet linkedin posts...that is just like posting about r/troons or whatever to get at white people. It's not fair. I'll rather be jobless than to log back onto indian linkedin

Anonymous Tue May 30 11:04:22 2023 No.15472151

Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?

China: Is this a Joke?

Japan: Impossible!

America: The question's wrong!!

UK: Rubbish !!

India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!

British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!

European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?

Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!

Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...

Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."

Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?

Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...

Now...
It's the indian turn...

He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?

Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...

Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?

Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...

Einstein fainted.....

>>	Cult of Passion Tue May 30 11:16:04 2023 No.15472165 >>15472151 >This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts This also has to do with hiring people without Constitutional Rights in their heads.

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>>	Anonymous Tue May 30 12:32:16 2023 No.15472277 >>15472151 Kek Also fixed for ya >This is the reason you find Jews everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts

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