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15471429 No.15471429 [Reply] [Original]

Dinosaurs are so fucking gay. Does anyone actually believe they were real? """"Scientists"""" be like, "o look there is a special dinosaur with like a helmet for a head, and this bad bow has a spikey tail to swing at its foes. Oh my this boi has a long neck to eat leaves from the tops of trees".

When dinosaurs and other fossils were first starting to be discovered, there were all kinds of fraud and stupid fucked up theories, and they just kept it going so you fags feel smart. When Jurassic Park came out in the 90s velociraptors where known to be small, but after the movie they all of a sudden discovered a bunch large ones in north and south america. HOW CONVENIENT. Don't get me started on spinosaurus, and other big faggot dinosaur. Why would it "evolve" to have a heavy ass sail made of bone on its back?

Dinosaurs are fake and so is evolution. Paleontologists are just part of a pyramid scheme to train more paleontologists and collect tax money for """""""research"""""". Prove me wrong.

>> No.15471568

>>15471429
There’s quite a lot of evidence to prove they existed and I’m not going to explain it to you because it is a very deep and multidisciplinary answer. As unbelievable as you find dinosaurs to be real I find it equally as unbelievable that some human bloodlines have evolved to create dribbling retards such as yourself.

>> No.15471612

1. They were real
2. They were badass
3. They were made extinct by a certain ancient (((tribe)))
You could be riding a triceratops to work. We were robbed

>> No.15471614

>>15471612
>They were made extinct by Jews
Mammals didn't even exist 65,000,000 years ago.

>> No.15471619

>>15471429
Given that the same people who do all the dino "science" have just been proved wrong about their "out of Africa" theory >>15471022 and given that dinosaurs are orders of magnitude further in the past, it seems very unlikely that any of the non disprovable conjectures that the "scientists" publish about dinosaurs are even remotely accurate.
Why do "scientists" hate the scientific method so much anyway? Why are they always publishing non disprovable theories and claims that has anything to do with real science?

>> No.15471812

>>15471568
fppb
/thread

>> No.15471818

>>15471614
retard

>> No.15471829

dinosaurs are the explanation for the existence of fossils
do you have a better one?

>> No.15471834

>>15471818
>YEC
>calls others retard

>> No.15471839
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15471839

>>15471834
I repeat:
retard

>> No.15472231

>>15471829
Don't care. Scientist build a giant ass skeleton based on their interpretation from a fossil the size of a chicken bone.

>> No.15472288

>>15471839
NOOOO you can't just refute me with fossil records and DNA analysis!

>> No.15472324

>>15471429
I want to have sex with a dinosaur.

>> No.15474367

>>15472324
what's stopping you

>> No.15474379

>>15471619
>Why are they always publishing non disprovable theories and claims that has anything to do with real science?
Those mofos haven't astral projected yet to visit real dinosaurs in the flesh. Science is so primitive and broken because it can't even use the tool of conscious observation to discover anything.

>> No.15474416

>>15474367
Government of Indonesia.

>> No.15474421

>>15474416
...is only going to punish you for doing so. They're not actually going to be able to stop you from doing it.

>> No.15475091

>>15471429
>Paleontologists are just part of a pyramid scheme to train more paleontologists and collect tax money for """""""research"""""". Prove me wrong.
They make like no money, you basically have to be rich prior or happy with being poor to be a paleontologist. That’s a pretty shit pyramid scheme

>> No.15475425

>>15471614
who ever said jews were mammalian?

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15476532

>>15474421
You're right. I have been sitting on my ass doing nothing for years instead of fulfilling my lifelong dream. I'm gonna finally do it. Thank you for inspiring me.

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15476885

never forget what (((they))) took from you

>> No.15476906

>>15471429
Dinosaurs are real, but the fossils prove evolution never happened and geology proves most fossils were all laid down in rapid succession around the same time period by water and buried in sediment. There are some exceptions to the timeline, like the cowboy boot which was fossilized and there's probably more you could find under the fallout of Mt St Helen. Most of "academia" rejects this because the implications fly in the face of their ideological world view philosophy they falsely call science.

>> No.15477064

>>15476906
dover lost, put the evidence in front of an honest christian and they can see it for what it is, religious dogma with no basis in science.

Cope "Cdesign Proponentsists"

>> No.15477335

>>15476906
>geology proves most fossils were all laid down in rapid succession around the same time period by water and buried in sediment
And they just all happened to arrange them in specific formations with different taxa layer down at different depths. Wonder how that works

>> No.15477592

>>15471568
If the evidence is deep and multidisciplinary, how can doubting make someone a retard?