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/sci/ humor thread

>> No.15471208

>meme is a photograph of a billboard
Facebook boomer shit
Just draw an MS paint comic or something

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>>15471220
for me it's

>> No.15471270

>>15471199
Sensible kek

>> No.15471273

more of these, funny
>>15471220
>>15471226

(this is funny too but not really a genre)
>>15471199

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>> No.15471742

>>15471226
kek

>> No.15471783

>>15471208
no, u

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>> No.15471794

>>15471791
probably bullshit

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>> No.15471803

>>15471798
>get vaccine for disease
>still die of said disease
pretty shit vaccine then

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>> No.15471806

>>15471803
not really, the unvaccinated have about 20x higher chance of dying from covid

>> No.15471807

>>15471806
I'd wager that has mostly to do with unvaccinated people being mostly geriatrics because nearly every workplace required it, pretty inevitable that more old people are going to die from this or that respiratory flu than young-middle aged

>> No.15471810

>>15471807
>nearly every workplace required it
No they didn't.

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>> No.15471815
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>> No.15471819

>>15471815
I don't get it, which birb is correlation and which is causation?

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>> No.15471822
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>> No.15471830

>>15471815
very heavy bird, or very weak fence?

>> No.15471859

>>15471810
It's a bit tedious to argue with neets

>> No.15471865

>>15471859
Ok, but you are wrong, there were a few high profile workplaces on the forbes list, jobs that require international travel, and some public sector jobs that the media amplified, but most jobs did not mandate it.

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>> No.15471951

>>15471791
Average ""research"" conjured up by zhang running model.fit() on his python notebook

>> No.15472196

>>15471806
>unvaccinated have about 20x higher chance of dying from covid
>and thanks to vaccine, the vaccinated have an overall 1.1x more chance to die than the unvaccinated
science is settled then

>> No.15472197

>>15471822
>let's leave this fucking planet
accidentally based

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>> No.15472877

>>15471220
>>15471226
moar

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>> No.15472966

>>15471226
I remember this thread, Im special look at me

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>> No.15473248

>>15471806
Why you lying tho. There is zero difference in the per 100k stats in every country. If it were true we would see giga deaths as the vaccine loses effectiveness quickly and almost no one has more than 3 shot and those were from over a year and a half ago.

>> No.15473261

>"[/board/] humor thread"
>It's a /pol/paganda "humor" thread
Every board, every time

>> No.15473299

why don't you post something then

>> No.15473300

>>15473299
meant for >>15473261

>> No.15473325

>>15472966
Did you post in it though?

>> No.15473327

>>15471741
>>15471798
>>15471804
>>15471811
>>15471813
>>15471949
>>15473037
>>>/pol/
Stay in your containment board

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>>15471798
I was infected by a triple jabbed vax aficionado. Oh btw hit me up on telegram if you bump into the wife/those kids

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>> No.15473461

>>15471811
this one is good lol

>> No.15473463

>>15471859
congrats on taking the kike spike jew jab you retard. enjoy your clots etc

>> No.15473639

>>15473461
thanks

>> No.15473642

>>15471199
Haha! Funny AND true!

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>>15473463
Quad vaxxed, masked up (n95), never had covid. Enjoy your bio weapon lmao

>> No.15473807

>>15473787
based

>> No.15473814

>>15473787
>only quad vaxxed
Only 12 doses provide an effective protection for at least 2 weeks. Sorry, antivaxx chud. You're not allowed to enter the restaurant.

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>> No.15474553

>>15473450
Is that true?

>> No.15474555

>>15471810
Almost every worker was required by their employer. Usually this was a large employer, so there may be many small employers who didn't require it, but the majority of employees were required to take the vax.

>> No.15474557

>>15471815
But the other bird means that there is no correlation.

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science has discovered a surprising new pattern of human behavior

>> No.15474925

>>15474824
They should be told to go back

>> No.15475170

>>15471220
lost

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>> No.15475508

>>15474555
No, they were not, large employers do not employ the majority of workers unless you live in commifornia or new york were only billionaires can afford to bribe enough commies to build buildings and businesses, even then, weed shops and bodegas aren't all requiring the vaccine and the mom and pop shops that employ most people didn't necessarily mandate anything either.

>> No.15475510

>>15475227
yeah because no one got cancer before the vaccine came out

>> No.15475562

the funniest thing about the /sci/ humor thread is always seeing humorless nerds chimping out over jocularity

>> No.15475774

>>15473450
>observe Mars and Venus at the same time of the year for 10 years
>notice that they are not in the same positions each time
>therefore, planets move around
Come on, man, we've known this shit since the medieval ages. It's so easy to prove that planets are in motion that you don't need any equipment at all.

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>>15471804
>Killer tree
https://youtu.be/xCcTGdw0FGI

>> No.15475927

>>15473450
>Albert Michelson experiments
Are you referring to the Michelson–Morley experiment? Because that's not what it concluded at all.

>> No.15475953

>>15474753
Abortion is good though

>> No.15475996

>>15474753
Not even slightly /sci/ related lmao.

>> No.15476001

>>15475510
I was waiting for the joke but then you appeared.

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>> No.15477383

>>15472843
> make literal imaginary numbers to solve a problem
> it gives you the answer you are looking for, and even lets you ignore the imaginary answers by saying they dont exist
> turns out those imaginary numbers have been observed in and explain other phenomena too
We found out about antimatter this way, and we didnt have any proof of its existence for 2 decades until we could spin up particle accelerators. The original reason why imaginary numbers exist was as a tool to find the equivalent to a quadratic formula for polynomials with powers of 3, and it just spiraled from there.
>>15473037
> have the most money
> want to look good
> adopt a narrative that you care about the environment
> because you have the most money, pay to be the loudest
> ???
> profit!
see >>15471815.

>> No.15477406

>>15473037
so what

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>> No.15477535

>>15477529
no reason to think the people on the right are healthier

>> No.15477691

>>15477383
>antimatter
Concept invented because of symmetry reasons.
The already existing mathematical model implied it should exist.
The same way Mendeleev discovered elements.
>nigga matter
Concept added in ad-hoc fashion because the experiments contradicted the model.
Undetectable. Only way to quantify it is by errors.
Can always be adjusted with more parameters to match new experimental deviations from model.

>> No.15477756

>>15473450
if one is false and one is true, and einstein's is true, then why wouldn't his version be as simple as possible?

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>> No.15478132

>>15477265
/sci/ needs a system like that

>> No.15478260

>>15478099
>gays have over 1000 sexual partners
>straight men have Eight (lmfao, pathetic, cuck numbers, borderline incel)
Is this meant to be recruitment?

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>>15471220
>>15471226
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>> No.15478802

Are these threads some sort of targeted shilling?
/pol/tards making thinly-veiled political baitposts is one thing but this shit is just straight-up boomer facebook memes.

>> No.15478834

>>15477691
from what I understand, anti-matter did not add any new fucking variables. It just looked at the existing equations and tried to explain all the possible values.

>> No.15478842

>>15478802
why does the /sci/ humor thread always fill up with entitled noncontributors outraged that their tastes are not being catered to? if you want to see more of the kind of content you prefer itt, you are free to post what you like, acting as if its everyone else's job to bend over backwards for you when you don't even contribute yourself is spoiled brat behavior.
however in your defense, it is kinda funny seeing someone on the science board behaving like a four year old throwing a temper tantrum over memes on a website thats supposedly for people over 18 years old

>> No.15478844

>>15478842
It's a humor thread, not a "I just scraped this burry jpeg of a meme from 2015 off my 60 year old uncle from rural Wisconsin's facebook group" thread

>> No.15478856

>>15471208
found the uranian

>> No.15478893

>>15478844
my 60 year old uncle from rural wisconsin tells better jokes than you.

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>>15478893
the ppl complaining about the memes being posted are never the people who post memes. if the complainers had posted any of their own content then they would not be upset at the content in this itt thread

>> No.15478974

>>15477383
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1685765725239131.webm

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>> No.15479214

>>15471199
>>15471199
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1685737381706133.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1685737381706133.webm