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>Squeeze my right testicle
>It feels like my right testicle
>Switch over to the left size and squeeze it again
>It feels like my left testicle
Explain

>> No.15468902

>>15468898
ywnbaw

>> No.15468903

you weren't squeezing hard enough

>> No.15468904

>>15468898
maybe you have two left hands

>> No.15468910

>>15468898
>squeeze my right penis
>it feels like my right penis
>squeeze my left penis
>it feels like my left penis
WOOOOOOOW wtf Obama why does my body have two sides????

>> No.15468912

>>15468910
That's not what I said though. I squeezed my right testicle, then moved it, and when I squeezed it again it felt like my left testicle. Why did my brain think it was my left testicle simply because it was somewhere else?

>> No.15468939

>>15468898
This reads like a physics or biology question, but it's actually a statistics question.

You have 2 testicles, you squeezed the right one. What is the percent chance that the second squeeze will be your left testicle?

>> No.15468945

This is actually a variation of the double slit experiment. Given the size of your genitals, they are governed by the laws of quantum mechanics. Left vs right is a binary observable in an indeterminate state until you collapse the system by measuring with your hand.

>> No.15468947

The testicles feel like they're positioned where they are. They're not right and left testicles technically. Doopid kid

>> No.15468952

>>15468945
kek

>> No.15468981

>>15468898
The "feeling" of being the right or left testicle is just proprioception.

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15469476

>>15468898
>>Squeeze my right testicle
>>It feels like my right testicle
>>Switch over to the left size and squeeze it again
>>It feels like my left testicle
>Explain
You are not squeezing hard enough.
Get an angry ex-gf to perform the experiment for you.

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15469478

>>15468939
33%

>> No.15470452

>>15468898
I believe this video might explain this phenomenon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IEUnmlqYig

>> No.15470595

>>15468898
>sneak into your house
>squeeze your testicles
>your balls got touched by a male

Time flies when you're a faggot

>> No.15470599

>>15468898
Because you excited the whole scrotum by touching a testicle

>> No.15470679

>>15469478
>tfw youll never throw an axe at her when she's got her back turned to you

>> No.15471592

bump

>> No.15471616

>>15468898
That's not how it works, if you twist your tongue and touch the right side it still feels like it's to the right

>> No.15471639

>>15468898
>switch right testicle over to left side
congratulations, your children now have autism

>> No.15472667

>>15468898
>Squeeze some wire/cable/channel near right testicle
>Some random spot on the bottom part of the right leg starts to hurt
????????

>> No.15472681

>>15472667
>poke the inside of my belly button with a fingernail
>I can feel it on the tip of my dick
Wtf bros

>> No.15473399

>>15471639
Wtf bros is this true? Are testicles really this sensitive?

>> No.15474260

>>15473399
Yes, you also greatly increase your chances of testicular cancer

>> No.15474790

>>15471639
i flipped one of my testicles upside when i was in the 11th grade because it hurt bad and i thought it may have accidentally been turned over somehow. turns out it was just sciatica and the ball pain persists to this day

>> No.15474903

>>15468981
Plot twist: he lost his balls over 9000 years ago but still feels them. Why hasn't the mental map been updated?