/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.15431103]

Sci humor thread


Which level are u on

[Anonymous No.15431239]

>>15431103
idk but i can stare at zooming into mandelbrot for hours if that counts for anything

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>>15431561
Reminder that the Greek Elements are completely correct. There are only 4 states of matter: solid, liquid, gas, and plasma.

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>>15431567
Bose-Einstein Condensate. (Also those aren't the four Greek elements.)

[Anonymous No.15431887]

>>15431103
you forgot the last one
Logos is begotten by God

[Anonymous No.15431895]

>>15431103
this might actually convince me to study math

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>>15431561
What is the idea of these memes? The difference is that the elements were discovered while the genders were made up.

[Anonymous No.15432932]

I will kill you glowniggers that are making and posting in these horrible threads. Don't think nobody can tell. We can.

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>>15431103
Where do logicians fit in the hierarchy

[Anonymous No.15434064]

>>15431103
I'm on the level where I've had sex, I can't seem to find it on the chart.

[Anonymous No.15434097]

>>15431103
>first two things in the top two levels are quantum slop and string thoery
nice popsci thread

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>>15431561
It's weird they'd make the boomer right in both panels.

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>>15432663
Its to be funny by making a false analogy, which people do all the time for things they actually do believe.

[Anonymous No.15436876]

>>15432663
>What is the idea of these memes?
Misleading, not you but the target group.
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Media content that its to dumb for you is not made for you. Also this is a glownigger side were they test that dumb shit.

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[Anonymous No.15437615]

>>15433803
actual comedy?

[Anonymous No.15437650]

>>15437342
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>>15432624
Stop it. Please.

pic attached my message to all of you

AH will execute anyone that doesn't post memes and humorous images about MATH and only the NATURAL SCIENCES.

[Anonymous No.15437773]

>>15437342
This is the stupidest IQ-Meme I have ever seen. It just shows where you are located on this chart.

There is not a single difference between left and right in this image. I bet your stance on euthanasia is positive, then fucking go ahead and kys already, you are a shame to this entire board.

[Anonymous No.15437990]

>>15437773
These memes are supposed to be dumb to be funny to make fun of people who actaully think like that right?

[Anonymous No.15438000]

>>15437650
the n word is racist, its banned on 4chan outside of >>>/b/ which is where you belong

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[Anonymous No.15438902]

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[Anonymous No.15439037]

>>15438902
anyone who goes to the hospital for a fake disease deserves to be murdered

[Anonymous No.15439335]

>>15438902
Fake graph.
Medical Error ie Doctors was the third leading cause of death in 2019 too.

[Anonymous No.15439353]

>>15439335
Revealed medical error. Actual numbers are probably much higher.

[Anonymous No.15439354]

>>15439353
Yet the fake graph has it at 0 in 2019 when it was still at least the third leading cause of death.

[Anonymous No.15439402]

>>15439354
Realizing that even the best doctors make mistakes, and that doctors make mistakes even if they don't maltreat (and some probably do)
I want to be my own doctor, ai help me learn every field of medicine! Help me learn every field in the world, now that would be entertaining.

[Anonymous No.15439408]

>>15439402
Insurance refuses your request, you need to pick a new doctor with credentials.

[Anonymous No.15439604]

>>15431567
my dude, if we aren't on the 30's we are very close in terms of states of matter

[Anonymous No.15439610]

>>15431841
not him but i can see a connection, solid=earth, liquid=water, gas=air, plasma=fire

[Anonymous No.15439616]

>>15431103
Do you have the next page? Im after this page im at "got bored of all that and went home." And am transitioning to - "the worlds on fire but i dont have any marshmallows......"

[Anonymous No.15439618]

>>15431747
*Cookie* take it im dying here!!!!!

[Anonymous No.15439619]

>>15431830
*Puts hand on shoulder*
*Hands you Cookie* sames bro sames!

[Anonymous No.15439622]

Anybody think this solar flair looks like a spirit leaving the sun? Similar in shape to "the black thorn mage" from some anime.

[Anonymous No.15439624]

>>15438902
You drew on the graph thats not how facts work. Didnt work on your report card it wont work for your reports either.

[Anonymous No.15439629]

>>15436580
Lmfao i mean for reals tho science cant make up its mind but hey thats probably because we is all guessing lmfao

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>>15431902
I am a shit poster! Through and through no doubt.... Not sorry!

[Anonymous No.15439639]

>>15431103
Awwww :-( i was expecting funny smart jokes...... Is there a thread for that? I would really like some actually smart jokes lol instead of smartass

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[Anonymous No.15441137]

>>15439639
you're not able or willing to contribute the kind of content you want to see, your dissatisfaction is your own fault, all of the content on an imageboard is generated by the end users, if you're too lazy or entitled to participate then your frustration at the quality of content is your own fault

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>>15436156
lost

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>>15434652
Haha yeah

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>>15431103
Wannabe Pillip K. Dick writes a community colege course catalog

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[Anonymous No.15443718]

I'll post a few shitty homemade memes

Check out my channel on complex adaptive systems. If you find any errors in my videos, please let me know.
https://youtube.com/@Quasifinance

[Anonymous No.15443721]

>>15443718
More from
https://youtube.com/@quasifinance

[Anonymous No.15443727]

>>15443721
Other topics include hysteresis, music theory, and tail end distributions
https://youtube.com/@Quasifinance

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[Anonymous No.15443750]

>>15443721
What's the joke? why is it all so blurry? Do I have cataracts now?

[Jealous No.15443751]

>>15443727
In time, their foot will slip and their doom rushes upon them.

[Anonymous No.15443759]

>>15443750
Its a ylyl 4chan meme, combined with a reference to that kind of distribution. If you don't know that kind of distribution or the ylyl meme, you likely won't get the reference.

>>15443751
Edgy

[Anonymous No.15443765]

>>15443759
But why is it so damned blurry?

[Anonymous No.15443772]

>>15443765
Because the original has been reposted trillions of times, as spam reposting it is part of the joke. If you haven't seen it before, you must be from reddit.

The next few aren't homemade and are probably funnier

[Anonymous No.15443774]

>>15443772
Heckle me more on YouTube
https://youtube.com/@Quasifinance

[Anonymous No.15443776]

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[Anonymous No.15443781]

>>15441280
I steal spicy quips and rizzes from here regularly and use them IRL and have a wife and kids, what now faggot?

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>>15443781
4chan is a 30 year old website, if you're on here and you're not married with children then you're a cancerous newfag or a faggot

[Anonymous No.15445575]

>>15445229
4chan started in 2008

[Anonymous No.15445842]

>>15445575
2003

[Anonymous No.15445854]

>>15431613
Yay for semantics
What is a "woman"?

[Anonymous No.15445859]

>>15445842
>2003
where'd you read that one, newfag? wikipedia or knowyourmeme?

[Anonymous No.15445863]

>>15445859
Well I've been here on and off since 2007?

[Anonymous No.15446057]

Jesus fucking christ this thread is total fucking garbage.

Let me show you some actual /sci/ humour.

[Anonymous No.15446059]

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[Anonymous No.15446097]

pardon the cliche

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[Anonymous No.15446135]

>>15446073
If a flying device of mass m1 is within a chamber of m2 and the whole set up is mounted on a weigh scale.does the total force f exerted on the weigh scale differ between when the flying device is sitting on the floor or in flight?
does it matter whether the chamber has a bottom?

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>>15446203
6% of 50 is easy to calculate. Fuck off Panzer.

[Anonymous No.15446284]

The solution to picrel btw is correctly defining a metric space (picrel would be the manhattan metric)

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>>15445854
Something that you'll never become.

[Anonymous No.15446297]

>>15431103
what a laughable curriculum

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>>15431103
That's a funny meme anon, i am probably nascent-soul or soup severing.
I like that you copied the levels from Err Gen

[Anonymous No.15446992]

>>15431103
The biggest joke is the reality we live in.

[Anonymous No.15446997]

>>15439622
It looks like an italian doing a hand pinch sign

[Anonymous No.15447011]

>>15446992
We gotta do something about the quantum woo spreading that makes people think this is actually how that works.

[Anonymous No.15447019]

>>15447011
>t. Pic Related

[Anonymous No.15447024]

>>15447019
Thing is, it still collapses if only a computer is doing the "observation". So it's useless as a philosophical zombie detector.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slit_experiment#%22Which-way%22_experiments_and_the_principle_of_complementarity

[Anonymous No.15447031]

>>15446992
>What ?? You mean that if I interact with a system to get a measure, I influence said system ????

[Anonymous No.15447434]

if the number of holocaust survivors quadrupled to 400,000 in 4 years from 2016 to 2020, how much longer before all 6 million survived and are still living?

[Anonymous No.15447473]

>>15440430
DDees if he was smart

[Anonymous No.15447478]

>>15441280
>misogyny
dropped

[Anonymous No.15447490]

>>15443781
Now your wife cheats on you.

[Anonymous No.15447497]

>>15446094
Lost.

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>>15443721
>Thanks, Lori.
gets me every time

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>>15445229
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>>15446992
>>15447019
4chan is now indistinguishable from 2015 facebook in certain threads, irredeemable shithole and degrading fast
I'd rather browse a site with an average age of 17 than one of 47

[Anonymous No.15447611]

>>15447518
couldn't have said it better

[Anonymous No.15447653]

>>15447518
>I hate 4chan
why are you here if being here upsets you so much?
and why are you such an expert on facebook?
nobody who has ever used facebook should be allowed on 4chan at all

>>15447611
because you're low iq

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>>15441280
Chuds hate him but this post is absolutely spot on. This was back in 2016 too before the site became significantly shittier than it is now.

[Anonymous No.15447831]

>>15447518
>mass replier
>accuses others of being cancer
Nice one

>>15447794
Sadly the quality of most of the boards is steadily going downhill these last years. It's simply following the rest of the world IMO. Quality posters are becoming rare, and most OPs are recycled twitter threads. But it has always been a shithole, oldfags remember old /b/, the internet hate machine, and so on, but at least there was more creativity and original memes. And it's obvious that most posters are not ironic anymore.

Phone posting, social medias and bots are probably slowly killing this website but I'll stay here until the end, I've got nowhere else to go, since I'm never going to use other social medias.

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>>15431103
You're fucking retarded lol

[Anonymous No.15447975]

>>15447502
x/=1/(x+1)

[Anonymous No.15448437]

>>15447831
there are at least 2 fags shilling physics-defying science fantasy bullshit in /sfg/ right now and I can't even bring myself to argue with them; I lament the lack of effortposting nowadays but I understand why they're so rare, and I'm part of the problem.
how much better do you think the site would be if serious efforts were made to completely prevent posting from smartphones? It's only a correlation but the relationship between the number of people using phones to access the internet and decreasing quality of content is really striking. it's nothing anyone else hasn't said before but there's got to be a connection, and the reduced barrier to entry (internet no longer being a high-effort nerd domain) too

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>>15443734
iLaffed

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>>15431103
How is number theory after abstract algebra?
Why are differential equations and partial differential equations on separate distance tiers, are there people who are taking entire courses just on ordinary linear differential equations????

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>>15431902
I genuinely think flat earth is a psyop to discredit a lot of other genuine theories about science and the government. I've literally taught 4th graders how to measure earth curvature with office supplies

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[Anonymous No.15450391]

>>15450339
You're catching on, if not simply to sew distrust and weaken all the nation's institutions in general.

Though I'd feel a lot better if I thought the flat Earth posters around here were actually in on it, rather than simply victims of it.

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>>15443776
Kek

[Anonymous No.15450807]

>>15449306
I guess the Moon is just weightless, huh?

[Anonymous No.15450812]

>>15446068
Bottom left is true though LMAO

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>>15450849
>cube earth

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[Anonymous No.15452367]

>>15450807
sea level isn't rising, global warming is a false narrative.

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https://youtu.be/8VgSyKl9vg0

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[Anonymous No.15453048]

>>15452367
Sea level is rising. However only by a few centimeters or so yet.

[Anonymous No.15454037]

>>15453048
it isn't rising, there is no legitimate evidence of that

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[Checo Perez No.15454094]

>>15446068
Fuck Weierstrass, all my homies hate Weirstrass.
It just fucks with any test optimization functions an annoying ammount.

[Anonymous No.15455002]

>>15454049
Anime is for pedophiles

[Anonymous No.15455281]

>>15445854
A miserable little pile of secrets

[Anonymous No.15455456]

>>15446073
Fuck I'm at work and I had to take a short break to contain my giggling

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[Anonymous No.15457250]

>>15442345
The anniversary of David D Dees' death is in a few days, he died shortly before George Floyd did so the news didn't get around too well due to the Floyd hullabaloo

[Anonymous No.15457338]

>>15445854
a human with xx chromosomes

[Anonymous No.15457534]

The shannon is the measure for the amount of information in a message.

But how do we call the digits of a information encoded in this shannon sense?

Shit.

[Anonymous No.15458521]

>>15447502
i think programmers have a x=x-- to decrease by one

[Anonymous No.15458535]

>>15450849
i think it'd be neat if it'd be hollow just from the fucky shit there might be down there, nothing beyond that for a reason though

[Anonymous No.15458770]

>>15458521
x-=-1 wouldn't decrease by one, it would increase by one just like the rest of them, since its "decreasing by negative one" the negatives cancel out. also x=x-- wouldn't work, it would just be x=x-1. the other equivalents would also work, like x-- or x-=1 or even x+=-1 if you wanted to be cheeky.

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[Anonymous No.15461494]

4chan /sci/ anon @ far right w/ it's iphone and wearing it's science merch t-shirt

[Anonymous No.15461507]

Important science history video
https://files.catbox.moe/s5bnrw.mp4

[Anonymous No.15461539]

>>15441208
Pretty much all because of corruption and mismanagement, there is electricity for like maybe 8 hours on a good day which destroys local business' and livelihood while the people stealing and corrupting the system drives around in G-wagons and rocking louis Vuitton bags

[Anonymous No.15462386]

>>15461507
Excellent science video

[Anonymous No.15462455]

>>15431902
Every single day I hate christcucks more

[Anonymous No.15463401]

>>15461539
No surprise, this experiment was already performed in Rhodesia

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>>15464680
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/appeal-to-nature

[Anonymous No.15464732]

>>15431103
This list was clearly made by someone on the "immortal ascension" level.