/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.15415469]

What actions could one individual take, singlehandedly, within their lifetime, to significantly raise global sea-levels?

[Anonymous No.15415477]

You can't afford that many car batteries

[Anonymous No.15415483]

>>15415469
Become leader of America or Russia and direct your entire nuclear arsenal at Antarctica.

[Anonymous No.15415556]

>>15415469
Have sex

[Cult of Passion No.15415564]

>>15415477
Just need a big boat, a shell company for battery disposal, take them for free, ?????, profit in the ocean.

[Anonymous No.15415575]

>>15415469
Direct an asteroid with enough mass to displace the water over the continent into ocean

[Anonymous No.15415585]

amogus

[Anonymous No.15415935]

Sprinkle coal dust on the polar ice sheets so that they absorb more radiation and melt faster. Perhaps detonate all nuclear DEVICES in the world over them before hand to kick-start the process.

[Anonymous No.15415954]

>>15415469
Sabotage multiple oil wells in a way that lead to them burning, start wild fires, set fire to no longer mined/maintained coal fields.

Non terrorist way: Become executive of a large fossil fuel company and lobby your way into continuing the use of fossil fuels.

[Anonymous No.15415967]

Stop pissing in toilets, only piss in the ocean.

[Anonymous No.15416113]

Mass produce as much sulfur hexafluoride as possible

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sulfur_hexafluoride

[Anonymous No.15417397]

>>15415935
coal dust won't last long, it'll warm up and melt in and ice will form on top of it and the effect will be gone pretty quickly

[Anonymous No.15417586]

>>15415469
Push the moon further away with solar sails or drag an asteroid into it to accomplish the same

[Anonymous No.15417768]

>>15415469
Fuck off Archie, we both know you aren’t gonna summon Kyogre

[Anonymous No.15419119]

[VIRUSES DON'T EXIST No.15419232]

>>15415469
take meds, doublehandedly

[Anonymous No.15419384]

Launch a missile into supervolcano or just learn what it takes to make Yellowstone erupt.

[Anonymous No.15420843]

>>15415469
raising CO2 levels clearly won't do it, something else must be the solution.

[Anonymous No.15421126]

>>15415469
Clathrate Collapse. See the novel "The Swarm" by Frank Schätzing

[Anonymous No.15421128]

>>15415954
He wants to raise sea levels, not start a new ice age.

[Anonymous No.15421176]

>>15417397
then keep doing it

[Anonymous No.15421620]

>>15421176
that would get tiresome

[Anonymous No.15422637]

>>15415469
run all the faucets in the house nonstop

[Anonymous No.15423635]

>>15420843
>raising CO2 levels clearly won't do it
raising CO2 levels will lower sea levels. adding CO2 means more plants in the ocean, effectively raising it's albedo because plants absorb solar flux without reemitting it

[Anonymous No.15425490]

>>15423635
CO2 causes ice ages

[Anonymous No.15426212]

>>15420843
No gasses containing oxygen are greenhouse gases. Oxygen is not a greenhouse gas; therefore, gases containing oxygen—such as ozone, nitrous oxide, and carbon dioxide—are not greenhouse gases either.

[Anonymous No.15426401]

>>15415469
You can't lol.
Their retarded predictions are going to shit, and they'll be remembered as retards. They're shitter than fucking nostradamus

[Anonymous No.15426797]

>>15415469
destroying all hydropower reservoirs might be slightly effective. You could also feed the whales until they got massively fat

[Anonymous No.15426866]

go home archie, youre drunk

[Anonymous No.15426880]

>>15415469
Aquagus

[Anonymous No.15427760]

>>15426401
They don't care about accuracy, only about manipulating the low IQ hysterics

[Anonymous No.15428252]

concentrate warm blooded animals at high elevations until all the snow melts

[Anonymous No.15428573]

>>15415575
why does it have to be space rocks, you can just throw native earth rocks into the oceans. bulldoze the himalayas, fill in the mariana trench

[Anonymous No.15429745]

>>15427760
According to science theres a lot of people out there who are always looking for any excuse to cry and be demanding

[Anonymous No.15430597]

>>15428573
if you're going to do that you can use the rocks as weights and tie balloons to them.

[Anonymous No.15431467]

>>15428573
>nooooooo it needs to be space!!!
>i saw it in a hollywood moooooovie

[Anonymous No.15432195]

t. OP

[Anonymous No.15432401]

>>15415469
Al? Is that you dude?

[Anonymous No.15432680]

>>15432401
he got plastic surgery, hes chinese now

[Anonymous No.15433879]

>>15425490
this

[Anonymous No.15433891]

>>15415469
Put waterhose into sea, turn on

[Anonymous No.15434650]

>>15432680

[Anonymous No.15434849]

>>15415469
Nuke the poles.

[Anonymous No.15436222]

>>15434849
what did poland ever do to you?

[Anonymous No.15436322]

>>15415469
>to significantly raise global sea-levels
Nothing will ever significantly raise sea levels. Even if every bit of ice on the planet were melted, and all the lakes and rivers drained, it would only rise by a few feet at most.

Now if many many icy comets crashed into the Earth and introduced new water into our closed system, then that could do it!

[Anonymous No.15437077]

>>15436322
what about siphoning lakes into the ocean and throwing mountains into the ocean? if u could make the whole surface of the planet flat then the water would have to be on top

[Anonymous No.15437410]

>>15436322
axl rose

[Anonymous No.15437429]

Create an influential environmentalist organisation to prevent whaling of any kind, send radicalised assassins to kill any pro-whalers and their families. Think Sea Shepherd but not gutless.

[Anonymous No.15437521]

>>15415469
Shovel all the landmasses into the deepest holes in the oceans until the whole world is one smooth plain and everything is covered by water

[Anonymous No.15438722]

>>15437429

[Anonymous No.15438728]

>>15415469
Put a bunch of shit into the sea