Hail Jesus, our Saviour. He came down from Heaven, and taught us how we should live our lives, humble and loving. Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in our Holy God. One question. Why?

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Anonymous Tue Aug 3 14:28:18 2010 No.1539476 [Reply] [Original]

Hail Jesus, our Saviour.
He came down from Heaven, and taught us how we should live our lives, humble and loving.
Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in our Holy God.
One question. Why?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 14:34:18 2010 No.1539505 Hail Allah, our Saviour. He came down from Heaven, and taught us how we should live our lives, humble and loving. Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in our Holy Allah. One question. Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 14:34:18 2010 No.1539508 Hail Buddah, our Saviour. He came down from Heaven, and taught us how we should live our lives, humble and loving. Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in our Holy Buddah. One question. Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 14:35:18 2010 No.1539511 Hail Zeus, our Saviour. He came down from Heaven, and taught us how we should live our lives, humble and loving. Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in our Holy Zeus. One question. Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 14:36:18 2010 No.1539516 Hail Tom Cruise, our Saviour. He came down from Heaven, and teaching us how we should live our lives, humble and loving. Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in our Holy Scientology. One question. Why?

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>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 14:39:18 2010 No.1539536 Hail Odin, our Father. He came down from Asgard, and taught us how we should live our lives, humble and loving. Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in our All Father. One question. Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 14:41:18 2010 No.1539548 Hail Pikkiwoki, our Saviour. He came down from Heaven, and taught us how we should live our lives, humble and loving. Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in our Holy Pikkiwoki. One question. Why?

>>	/b/rotherhood Tue Aug 3 14:48:18 2010 No.1539581 combo breaker, nuff said

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 14:51:18 2010 No.1539596 >>1539581 the thread had been idle for 7 minutes you're way too fast for the likes of me

Anonymous Tue Aug 3 14:51:18 2010 No.1539598
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Hail Pichu, our Saviour.
He came down from Melee, and taught us how we should live our lives, rolling in our filth.
Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in this Pokémon.
One question. Why?

Anonymous Tue Aug 3 14:54:52 2010 No.1539611 [DELETED]

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Hail Cthulhu, our Saviour.
He came down from R'lyeh, and taught us how we should live our lives, humble and fearing.
Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in Great Old Ones.
One question. Why?

Anonymous Tue Aug 3 14:56:18 2010 No.1539620
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Hail Cthulhu, our Saviour.
He came up from R'lyeh, and taught us how we should live our lives, humble and fearing.
Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in Great Old Ones.
One question. Why?

Anonymous Tue Aug 3 15:00:18 2010 No.1539639
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Hail goku, our Saviour.
He came up from Planet Vegeta, and taught us how we should live our lives, humble and fearing.
Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in Great Saiyan.
One question. Why?

>>	OP Tue Aug 3 15:17:18 2010 No.1539717 ... This is not a joke, guys. We really need to believe in God.

>>	OP Tue Aug 3 15:18:59 2010 No.1539723 ARCHIVE

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 15:19:18 2010 No.1539727 FUCK. ARCHIVE NAO

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 15:19:18 2010 No.1539724 >>1539717 Or what, he'll cease to be a popular concept?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 15:21:18 2010 No.1539739 Why would I want to worship some guy who died 2000 years ago I wanna worship Tom Cruise :(

Anonymous Tue Aug 3 15:23:18 2010 No.1539752
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Hail Sagan, our Saviour.
He cam down from stardust and taught us how we should love our science, humble and inspiring.
Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe he smoked weed every day.
One question. Why?

Anonymous Tue Aug 3 15:23:18 2010 No.1539753
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Hail Jessi, our Saviour.
She came down from Heaven, and taught us how we should live our lives, beautiful and popular.
Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in our Holy Ms. Slaughter.
One question. Why?

Anonymous Tue Aug 3 15:28:18 2010 No.1539773
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Hail Jessi, our Saviour.
She came down from the internet, and taught us how we should live our lives, or she would pop a glock in our mouths and make brain slushies.
Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe you dun goofed
One question. Will consequences ever be the same?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 15:28:18 2010 No.1539777 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_Delusion Just sayin'

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 15:29:18 2010 No.1539780 >>1539777 Enjoy your summer.

Anonymous Tue Aug 3 15:34:18 2010 No.1539795

>>1539476
Hail Kim Jong-il, our Dear Leader.
He came down from Heaven, and taught us how we should live our lives, humble and loving.
Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in our Eternal President Kim Il-sung.
One question. Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 15:42:18 2010 No.1539822 Someone archive this.

Anonymous Tue Aug 3 15:43:18 2010 No.1539824
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Heil Hitler, our Saviour.
He came down from austria, and taught us how we should live our lives, bigots and purifying our race.
Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in our great leader.
One question. Why?

Anonymous Tue Aug 3 15:48:18 2010 No.1539837
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Hail Freeman, our Savior.
He came down from Heaven, and taught us how we should live our lives with a crowbar.
Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in the one Free Man
One question. Why?

Anonymous Tue Aug 3 15:50:18 2010 No.1539844
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Hail The Flying Spaghetti Monster, our Saviour.
He came down from Heaven, and taught us how we should live our lives, drunken and reckless.
Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in our Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster.
One question. Why?

Anonymous Tue Aug 3 16:01:18 2010 No.1539876

Hail [deity], our [position].
He came down from [domain], and taught us how we should live our lives, [value 1] and [value 2].
Now, I don't EVER [moral deviation], but I [observation] that some of you don't believe in [deity].
One question. [interrogative]?

Anonymous Tue Aug 3 16:07:18 2010 No.1539895
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Hail Euclid, our Saviour.
He came down from ancient greece, and taught us how there is only one line that passes through two points.
Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in his geometry.
One question. Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 16:08:18 2010 No.1539902 >>1539876 > When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 17:35:18 2010 No.1540310 >>1539902 I'm GLaD I got burned, think of all the things we learned?

Anonymous Tue Aug 3 17:48:18 2010 No.1540389
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This is a picture of a penis. It is the almighty giver of life. It brings pleasure to those who are willing to partake of it, and asks only for the occasional virgin sacrifice in return.

It is your God, you will bow before it!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 17:53:18 2010 No.1540426 Hail Tesla, our Saviour. He came down from Heaven, and taught us how we should electrify our lives, statically and currently. Now, I don't EVER swear, but I hear crap that some of you don't believe in our Holy God. One question. Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 18:11:18 2010 No.1540538 >>1540310 FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 18:11:18 2010 No.1540541 File: 2 KB, 125x99, 1280858899881s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 18:12:18 2010 No.1540545 File: 3 KB, 125x99, 1280858940073s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1540541

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 18:12:18 2010 No.1540547 File: 2 KB, 125x99, 1280858986406s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1540545

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 18:14:18 2010 No.1540556 >>1540541 >>1540545 >>1540547 pleh. well done.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 18:15:21 2010 No.1540568 File: 2 KB, 126x85, 1280402535235.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 18:16:18 2010 No.1540580 >>1540577 gay

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 18:16:21 2010 No.1540577 File: 2 KB, 125x112, 1280402653897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 18:17:18 2010 No.1540583 >>1540577 COMP BROKOR

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 18:17:21 2010 No.1540581 File: 3 KB, 126x113, 1280402577536.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

polonium9 Tue Aug 3 18:23:18 2010 No.1540632
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Hail Charmander, our Saviour.
he came out of a pokeball, and taught us how we should kill our enemies with fire, no matter if they were humble or loving.
now, i swear a bit, but i hear haters that think that charmander isn't real.
one question, why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 18:24:18 2010 No.1540639 >>1540547 >>1540545 >>1540541 Why is that short old lady waring kackies?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 18:27:18 2010 No.1540660 >>1540639 Fuck, are you South African?

Anonymous Tue Aug 3 18:30:18 2010 No.1540680
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Hail 2pac our Savior
he came down from the ghetto and taught us to fight opression and racism
Now i don't ever be hatin, but I hear shit bein talk bout my nigga not bein a god
One question why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 18:55:18 2010 No.1540846 Hail Desu, our Desu. She came down from Desu, and taught us how we should Desu our lives, Desu and Desu. Now, I don't EVER Desu, but I hear Desu that some of you don't believe in our Holy Desu. One question. Desu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 18:57:18 2010 No.1540850 File: 72 KB, 640x480, 1279048887632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1540846 It had to come at some point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 20:27:18 2010 No.1541440 bumping.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 20:31:18 2010 No.1541472 >>1540846 needs moar desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 20:34:18 2010 No.1541490 >>1541472 Okay then. Desu Desu, Desu Desu. Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu, Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu, Desu Desu Desu. Desu, Desu Desu DESU Desu, Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu. Desu Desu. Desu?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 20:36:18 2010 No.1541501 >>1541490 DESU

>>	Мир, земља, хлеб !YWeplvkCAY Tue Aug 3 20:36:18 2010 No.1541505 >>1541501 what does desu mean

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 20:37:18 2010 No.1541510 Epic thread turned into a shitload of Desu. Well done, /sci/borgs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 20:38:18 2010 No.1541520 >>1541505 >What does desu desu? Desu desu, desu desu desu de desu desu Desudesu desu des desu.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 20:40:18 2010 No.1541535 >>1541505 http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Desu

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 20:41:18 2010 No.1541539 Who invited /an/?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 20:42:18 2010 No.1541545 >>1541539 >Implying desu isn't one of the most overused memes across all the *chans {and their individual boards}) You dun' goofed

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 20:43:18 2010 No.1541557 >>1541505 Not sure if troll >>1541539 /an/? Where?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 20:50:18 2010 No.1541597 Aw, giys, we need to archive this crap. Somebody post the link. I can't be fucked.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 3 20:55:18 2010 No.1541624 >>1541597 Bumping for this.

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