Just failed my graduate student

[Anonymous No.15390485]

Rejected his pathetic thesis on gravity
Why are young people so retarded these days?

[Anonymous No.15390489]

>>15390485
Is this the schizo power fantasy? Hallucinating that you have power over the graduate students that have humiliated your schizo theories on the internet?

[Anonymous No.15390501]

What did his thesis state?

[Anonymous No.15390504]

>>15390485
way to fuck over someone who spent a few years working for you for almost free, asshole

[Anonymous No.15390506]

>>15390501
gravity

[Anonymous No.15390509]

>>15390501
your mom

[Anonymous No.15390511]

>>15390485
Why are you telling us about it? are you basking in the literal droplet of power you've been allotted in life?

[Jealous No.15390513]

JWST says my expanding time model of dark energy is better than the expanding space that everyone else likes.

[Anonymous No.15390515]

>>15390504
>>15390511
Imagine being stupid enough to actually believe the post

[Anonymous No.15390517]

>>15390515
You're telling me people connect to the internet to just tell lies? Why would anyone do that?

[Anonymous No.15390529]

>>15390489
no, the thesis was just creative writing
it was on my word alone that he failed
I said "use more Greek letters" and he
was all "no, man, I want CALIGRAPH
Y" so I was all "YOU FAIL" and he cry

[sage No.15390542]

>>15390513
>not a single formula
Kys, brainlet.

[Jealous No.15390549]

>not a single formula
It says in the abstract that quantification is not in the scope of the paper. This is uncommon but not abnormal.

[Jealous No.15390561]

>>15390549
>This is uncommon but not abnormal.
Here's a random example from today: not a single formula. i was going to click until I found one because I knew they would be there, but this was the first one I clicked. Also typeset in MS Word.
https://arxiv.org/ftp/arxiv/papers/2304/2304.10043.pdf

Note how the topic of the paper is just the author's response to the information they had seen, just like my paper was a response to the talks I had attended. It took me less than one minute to find this example so I am sure I could find many more.

[Jealous No.15390567]

>>15390549
>>15390561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e6FecdUNYA

[Anonymous No.15390605]

>>15390501
Nigger thought he could be smart and tried to introduce a made up 5th dimension in einstein equations.
Thesis looked legit like a schizo manifesto. I hadnt heard of him in month when he submitted it. Legit thought he suicided himself since he wasnt responding to my email. I told him it was garbage and useless. I think i went too hard on him. Mahbee he is gonna jump this time

[Anonymous No.15390608]

>>15390605
Link it

[Jealous No.15390663]

Section 60 is messed up right now, but this is it. I knew there was some problem with the oscillating complex phase, and I misidentified it in a **harsh** blunder in my haste to get the manuscript finished. I will fix it with an update soon.

[Jealous No.15390667]

>>15390663

[Jealous No.15390670]

>>15390608

[Jealous No.15390672]

>>15390608
>>15390663
>>15390667
>>15390670

[Anonymous No.15390688]

>>15390485
>>15390663
>>15390667
>>15390670
>>15390672
Tooker did you really invent this whole fantasy just so that you could dump your shitty manuscript?

Get help already.

[Jealous No.15390692]

I did a thesis in real analysis too.

[Jealous No.15390724]

>>15390688
That wasn't the only reason but the final step of the scientific method is "communicate results" and I am a scientist by trade.
>says get help
>doesn't offer help

[Jealous No.15390825]

>>15390529
>the thesis was just creative writing
People who write bullshit like this are preying on the ignorance of laypersons. What I wrote was a scientific report. The topic of the report was a model of cosmology that I had "created" to address some information that was presented during some Georgia Tech's scientific colloquia. The speakers at the colloquia used words mainly to describe things, and I did too. The issue is that my counterparties (1) weren't educated in the subject matter enough to see what I was saying, (2) saw what I was saying and tried to rob me, or (3) had already been laboring for years to ensure my failure in all endeavors, and they did not stop when I wrote this report in 2009.

[Jealous No.15390830]

>>15390825
>The issue is that my counterparties (1) weren't educated in the subject matter enough to see what I was saying, (2) saw what I was saying and tried to rob me, or (3) had already been laboring for years to ensure my failure in all endeavors, and they did not stop when I wrote this report in 2009.

[Anonymous No.15391314]

>>15390724
Brah, I would genuinely want to help you, but I can't. You need to speak to your family doctor and ask for a reference to a health care professional.

Explain the situation with you trying to use /sci/ plus preprint servers as an academic audience which amounts to delusions of grandeur. If you are honest with him, he can greatly improve your life and refocus your energy and creativity in a way that will truly allows you to make progress towards getting what you want. Trying to convince midwits on /sci/ about your incoherent ideas aint it.

[Cult of Passion No.15391356]

>>15391314
>I would genuinely want to help you, but I can't.
But Anon...you're a patient...

[Anonymous No.15391505]

>>15390688
Checked and keked.
>>15391314
Stop gaslighting him, Tooker's alright.

[Anonymous No.15391528]

Has Tooker developed more personalities?

[Anonymous No.15391536]

My thesis just got rejected. I will prove to the world that I can do research without being in academia. The academic world is fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.15391555]

>>15391536
The world doesn't cares, just write whatever you want academia is worthless

[Anonymous No.15391567]

>>15390515
No one actually believes it, the faggots here just roleplay with each other all day.

[Anonymous No.15391590]

>>15390561
>Also typeset in MS Word

Damn even our laziest faculty teachers write their emails in latex

[Anonymous No.15391648]

One time I had some dipwad come to me with his paper about his he wanted to make an optical computer and how great it was gonna be blah blah blah. Dumbfuck didn't know the first thing about optics, I asked him what frequency of light he was planning to use and he didn't even know how to calculate what frequency would be needed for a setup that could outperform conventional microchips, so I sent him off to go figure it out. He should've been able to do it 10 minutes, but instead he came back to me two weeks later, with an answer in the UV range that was all wrong. So I showed him why he was wrong and would need hard X-ray or higher. Then I asked him about waveguide material and how he was planning to cool his glowing molten ball of X-rays and metal. After about six week more of his research he was still being an idiot I told him he was a failure and that his persistence at stupid ideas had cost him a year out of his life, I refused to let him graduate until he competed a project which wasn't stupid and useless. I also told this story to all of his fellow grad students and my colleagues as well and well all laughed at him behind his back. Three years later some other moron came in with the same idea and I just said to her "How much pot did you smoke before coming up with this stupid idea?" I told her to complete a semester of optics before ever speaking to me again. She cried and tried to tattle on me to the department head for being insensitive, but we've been playing tennis together twice a week for a couple decades so he already knew that about me.

[Anonymous No.15391650]

>>15390529
Stop larping and get a job.

[Anonymous No.15391659]

>>15391648
What specific department do u work in?

[Cult of Passion No.15391672]

>>15391648
>pot
Ok, Gen-X boomer...whatever you say, myan.

[Anonymous No.15392377]

>>15391648
You're a shit supervisor tbf. It's a good academic exercise, it doesn't have to outperform electronic digitals.

[Anonymous No.15392400]

>>15390513
Tooker, you're making it very hard for me to make a name for myself with my own schizo posts on /sci/

People keep mistaking me for you every time I post my theories, please stop.

[Anonymous No.15392455]

>>15390485
Shouldn't you he guiding him or her instead of larping on 4chan? It doesn't made you any smarter you know. Also, frogposting to make yourself fit it just illustrate how much of a failure of supervisor you are


Looking for fame on 4chaaaaaaaaaan! "Ooh, I'm smart, I just failed my student, and yeah, let's share this in 4chan." It's obvious that you don't get along well with your colleague cause you're the way you deal with this is weird.

Stop trippin, teacher! Just because you fail your student and brag it on 4chan doesn't mean you're going to get a "based" just like that, instead you just worry people of what kind of supervisor is hanging around the university right now

"Why are young people so retarded these days"?

>Be you
>Supervisor of grad student
>Grad student made stupid thesis
>Tell about it on 4chan and embarrasses student by saying "WhY Are yOUng peoPle sO retaRdEd tHeSe daYs?"

Who's equally stupid now?

[Anonymous No.15392458]

>>15390485
Shouldn't you be guiding him or her instead of larping on 4chan? It doesn't made you any smarter you know. Also, frogposting to make yourself fit in just illustrate how much of a failure of supervisor you are.

Looking for fame on 4chaaaaaaaaaan! "Ooh, I'm smart, I just failed my student, and yeah, let's share this in 4chan." It's obvious that you don't get along well with your colleague to discuss about the matter cause you the way you deal with this is weird.

Stop trippin, teacher! Just because you fail your student and brag it on 4chan doesn't mean you're going to get a "based" just like that, instead you just worry people of what kind of supervisor is hanging around the university right now

"Why are young people so retarded these days"?

>Be you
>Supervisor of grad student
>Grad student made stupid thesis
>Tell about it on 4chan and embarrasses student by saying "WhY Are yOUng peoPle sO retaRdEd tHeSe daYs?"

Who's equally stupid now?

Get out of here. Talk to your grad student and stop making this all about you, cause you don't impress me either

[Anonymous No.15392463]

>>15391648
I don't see you producing eye catching research worthy of reading either

[Anonymous No.15392467]

>>15391672
Yeah fuckin losers these shitface supervisors are

If they're smart they wouldn't be getting students who don't understand the fundamentals.

[Anonymous No.15392469]

>>15391536
We should look at our supervisor's old research and scrutinize it and laugh at it cause I'm pretty sure they're stupid too once. Fuckin snobs thinkin they're fuckin Heisenberg

[Anonymous No.15392476]

>>15390692
didn't you "disprove the riemann hypothesis"

wtf and in this paper you're using it o_0

[Anonymous No.15392477]

>>15392377
university grads are supposed to be able to perform productively as adults in the real world, conducting navel gazing exercises is for babies

[Anonymous No.15392484]

>>15390485
Graduate student begs to enter lab where i work. Doesn't show up to any important meetings or planning of the experiments for a year and a half. Doesn't do any experiments we ask her to.
One month before thesis deadline shows up in lab. I ask PhD student to show her the ropes (i can't tell her to fuck off, PI won't let me). Graduate studen't fails experiment miserably, sends me shit data for me to analyse (ofcourse she can't analyse it, she's retarded). I tell her the experiment failed and she needs to redo it properly. She gets all uppety that a negative result isn't a failiur. She doesn't have a negative result thought, she has no result, a complete failiur...
Now she's bitching she won't be done on time.
Fuck i hate people some times.

[Anonymous No.15392539]

>>15392477
Then what's the point of having a supervisor ya lemon

[Anonymous No.15392542]

>>15392484
>Doesn't do any experiments we ask her to.
I know this is a stupid question but why don't she do it? It was TOLD

[Anonymous No.15392637]

>>15392484
Im curious as to her reasons, she can't be that stupid if she was admitted to a PhD.
Just get admitted and do nothing? Ok but why?

[Anonymous No.15392693]

>>15392542
>>15392637
Pretty sure he had a Masters student who thought her coursework was more important. Retarded students always max out the time they can get to study for exams instead of actually learning or networking.

[Anonymous No.15392775]

>>15392693
I see. That's so weird...