Vaxxxisters…

[Anonymous No.15368528]

Pfizer & Moderna Covid-19 vaccines have been pulled off the shelves by the FDA.
Is there anyone here who know why they did this? WTF!!

[Anonymous No.15368537]

>>15368528
Stfu u boring cunts.

[Anonymous No.15368545]

>>15368528
Oh no, were the chuds right again? Someone please tell us!

[Anonymous No.15368585]

This can't be happening

[Anonymous No.15368624]

>>15368528
Because the "emergency" is officially, legally over. The vaccines that are "on the shelves" (in the freezers) are not FDA approved. They were only "authorized for emergency use." They are no longer legal.

[Anonymous No.15368625]

>>15368585
No refunds, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.15368626]

>>15368528
post the link.

[Anonymous No.15368635]

>>15368528
>monovalent
obviously this is too hard of the word for newsci

[Anonymous No.15368770]

>>15368635
This. The FDA is now pushing the bivalent shots.

[Anonymous No.15368931]

>>15368635
>>monovalent
>mono
>>15368770
>bivalent
>bi
So is the new "vaccine" a bisexual "vaccine"?

[Anonymous No.15369198]

Bro, you don't have to take the vaccine. It's okay. You can stop making threads about it.

[Anonymous No.15369272]

You're only eligible for a bivalent jab if you had at least 3 monovalent jabs. Removing the monovalent jabs implies that a vaxx mandate for bivalent jabs effectively excludes all unvaxxed persons from society forever without any chance for them to ever join again even when they're broken financially and socially. The next step of the social credit system.

[Anonymous No.15369285]

>>15368528
take them all! you can't be too safe, right?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0MqctXOuVo

[Anonymous No.15369288]

>>15368528
just 2 more weeks until all da vasxxxmaxers die!

[Anonymous No.15369293]

[Anonymous No.15369341]

>>15368624
The pfizer jab was fully authorized under the retail name Comirnaty.
https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-approves-first-covid-19-vaccine

[Anonymous No.15369353]

>>15369341
The "Comirnaty" formulation was never available in the US.

[Anonymous No.15369368]

>>15369353
Wrong.
https://www.pfizer.com/news/announcements/pfizer-and-biontech-announce-us-fda-approval-their-covid-19-vaccine-comirnatyr

[Anonymous No.15369372]

>>15369368
That does nothing to counter my facts. If you went to CVS and asked to get an injection from the Comirnaty stock you wouldn't be able to. None was ever produced or sold.

[Anonymous No.15369388]

>>15369372
Wrong.
https://www.cvs.com/immunizations/covid-19-vaccine
>As of August 23, 2021, the FDA has issued full approval of the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine for use with individuals ages 16 and over

[Anonymous No.15369391]

>>15369388
Your link only proves what I said. You can't get the approved formulation "Comirnaty," but they'll tell you that Pfizer Corp had a formulation approved in order to sell you the pre-existing EUA doses.

[Anonymous No.15369398]

>>15369391
No, it doesn't look at the date, it says that as of August 23, the Pfizer-BioNTech vaccine formula was fully approved and the FDA site says that it can be marketed under the name Comirnaty, not that it has to be since people already know it as the pfizer covid vaccine.

[Anonymous No.15369404]

>>15369398
Just so we're clear, the FDA has said that the formulations are legally distinct. You're not correct about that.

[Anonymous No.15369412]

>>15369404
Must be why it doesn't say anything like that in the press release I posted and why you have no press release of your own to prove your misinformed point just a bunch of bullshit that falls apart when faced with actual facts.
https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-approves-first-covid-19-vaccine
>The vaccine has been known as the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine, and will now be marketed as Comirnaty
It doesn't say they are different at all, it says it was known as one thing under EUA and now it can be marketed with a specific brand name because it is a fully approved product.

[Anonymous No.15369413]

>>15369412
It's mentioned in a footnote in the fact sheet for the Comirnaty formulation from the FDA. The approval you claimed to have read. If you didn't see it then you're just retarded.

[Anonymous No.15369417]

>>15369413
No it is not, or you would have linked it.
It specifically says it is the same formula over and over and now that it has been approved for sale it can be marketed with a brand name.
>Since Dec. 11, 2020, the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine has been available under EUA
>Comirnaty has the same formulation as the EUA vaccine and is administered as a series of two doses, three weeks apart.

[Anonymous No.15369418]

>>15368528
Whatever, we won't be able to tell what the upshot is from here. All we really know is that it's some gay masterminding.

[Anonymous No.15369420]

>>15369417
"The products are legally distinct with certain differences that do not impact safety or effectiveness."
Ctrl + f please

[Anonymous No.15369426]

>>15369420
https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-approves-first-covid-19-vaccine
Ctrl+F ""The products are legally distinct with certain differences that do not impact safety or effectiveness."
Phrase Not Found

[Anonymous No.15369429]

>>15369426
It's in the official FDA fact sheet PDF for the approval. I guess you just didn't read it then.

[Anonymous No.15369455]

>>15369429
Sure the thing that contradicts everything they put in the press release is just impossible to link, but its totally somewhere there.

[Anonymous No.15369467]

>>15369455

[Anonymous No.15369484]

>>15369467
Cool edit element instead of a simple link, but you kind of do it nonsensically when leave in the real contradicting previous sentence that says they are the same interchangeable formulas.

[Anonymous No.15369486]

>>15369484
Starting off with lies is very cool and legitimate of you.

[Anonymous No.15369490]

>>15369486
I didn't lie about shit, a link should be trivial to produce, there is no point in going to the trouble of making images unless you want to modify what the site says and even if you didn't, the legal distinction is that they now have a legal right to use brand name where they didn't have that right for the ones that were bottled before the full authorization was in effect, but that was years ago and all the ones produced and bottled after August 23, 2021 are fully authorized. It doesn't say anything about the formulas being distinct, it just says that there may be legal distinctions depending on the date of production and the issuing of the EUA and full authorization, nothing you say is backed up by facts or the press release and you don't even understand what the legal distinction could be and are conflating that to be different formulations when it clearly says they are the exact same formula and the formula is fully approved.

[Anonymous No.15369525]

>>15368635
they're absolute dumbfucks, it's really amazing

[Anonymous No.15369701]

>>15368528
>more than 5.55 billion people worldwide have received a dose of a Covid-19 vaccine, equal to about 72.3 percent of the world population
>13.4 billion doses administered
I'd say the mission was accomplished. 70% of the cattle hooked up to the new technohomo grid is pretty good. There will be more unvaxxed cattle who will join them sooner than later, no UBI or other benefits otherwise.

[Anonymous No.15369708]

>>15369701
Genius, offer UBI, but only if you have something that isn't legally available.

[Jealous No.15369710]

[Anonymous No.15369871]

>>15368635
please explain

[Anonymous No.15369893]

>>15369871
They are pushing the bivalent and discontinuing the monovalent because it is based on the original strain that the newer strains have evolved to bypass.

[Anonymous No.15369922]

>>15368770
>bi
>LGBT agenda is a "conspiracy theory"
get rekt /sci/ cucks

[Anonymous No.15369952]

>>15369893
>he believes in "virus mutation"
ngmi

[Anonymous No.15369961]

>>15369893
pro tip scienceboi

[Anonymous No.15370307]

>>15369288

[Anonymous No.15370309]

>>15368528
>evolved
ngmi

[Anonymous No.15370340]

[Anonymous No.15370927]

>>15368528
How are we going to get our heckin boosterinos now?????

[Anonymous No.15371173]

[Anonymous No.15371205]

Now NHS is ruling that vaccines are causing brain clots. Are these shots really as bad as /pol/ says they are?

[Anonymous No.15371236]

>>15368528
>twatter screenshot thread
why is /pol/ so retarded?

[Anonymous No.15371238]

>>15371236
Our leading health standards organization chose to distribute this valuable but troubling information via Twitter. Do you doubt their wisdom?

[Anonymous No.15371301]

>>15371173
Yes, he really did.

[Anonymous No.15371312]

>>15370927
>Today, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration amended the emergency use authorizations (EUAs) of the Moderna and Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 bivalent mRNA vaccines to simplify the vaccination schedule for most individuals. This action includes authorizing the current bivalent vaccines (original and omicron BA.4/BA.5 strains) to be used for all doses administered to individuals 6 months of age and older, including for an additional dose or doses for certain populations. The monovalent Moderna and Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccines are no longer authorized for use in the United States.
>Most unvaccinated individuals may receive a single dose of a bivalent vaccine, rather than multiple doses of the original monovalent mRNA vaccines.
retard thread for retards by retards

[Anonymous No.15371319]

>>15369341
Cominarty is not "on the shelves" or in the freezers. No one in the US, outside of a clinical trial, has received it.

[Anonymous No.15371324]

>>15369412
>press release
Does it hurt to be so blue pilled? Or is it more like a numb sensation between the ears?

[Anonymous No.15371945]

>>15371312
what is the scientific reason for unvaccinated people being unable to get the bivalent boosters until now? why were they unable to get the bivalent boosters without first having had the primary vaccines, until now? what has changed in the science?

[Anonymous No.15372010]

>>15371319
It is a brand name in the us, every pfizer vaccine bottled in the US after the full approval is comirnaty.

[Anonymous No.15372035]

>>15372010
>every pfizer vaccine bottled in the US after the full approval is comirnaty.
Show me where that name appears on the label of the vial they injected you with.

[Anonymous No.15372064]

>>15372035

[Anonymous No.15372080]

>>15372064
So you admit you were lying and have to copypaste from google to find anything?

[Anonymous No.15372092]

>>15372080
Not at all you asked for a pic of the name on the label of the comirnaty vials and there it is.

[Anonymous No.15372094]

>>15372092
Somehow I doubt you were injected from a vial in a stock photo, anon.

[Anonymous No.15372099]

>>15369341
For 1 day. And it was never available.

[Anonymous No.15372104]

>>15372094
Prove they let you take home the vials by posting a pic of the vial they injected you with and let you take home.

[Anonymous No.15372109]

>>15372104
Amazing goalpost moving. Bravo! Why don't you go down to the local pharmacy tomorrow and get your boostie, then tell me what the vial says. You ARE going to take your next injection, right anon?

[Anonymous No.15372115]

>>15372099
Its still available at cvs.
>>15369341
>>15369368
>>15369388

[Anonymous No.15372119]

>>15372099
This. You cannot get a dose of the formulation approved by the FDA in the US, and you cannot know what was in either formulation because it's a trade secret.

[Anonymous No.15372121]

>>15372109
No you are the one who changed the goalpost from requesting a pic of the name on the vial to saying pics from the pharma websites don't count and I have to smuggle a vial out to prove it to you.

Still waiting for you to prove that they let you take home a vial and it doesn't say comirnaty.

[Anonymous No.15372128]

>>15372115
Pfizer-BioNTech is not Comirnaty. They are legally distinct formulations with different ingredients.

[Anonymous No.15372133]

>>15372121
Playing dumb only makes people laugh at you more.

[Anonymous No.15372148]

>>15372128
No, they are the exact same formula and the only legal distinction is whether it was bottled before or after full FDA approval.

[Anonymous No.15372152]

>>15372148
The FDA says that the formulations are different, but claims that the differences don't impact "safety and efficacy." Whether you choose to believe them on the latter claim or not, the former claim can be taken at face value I think.

[Anonymous No.15372153]

>>15372133
ok thanks for the keks clown, now I understand why you keep saying dumb things on purpose.

[Anonymous No.15372159]

>>15372152
No, the FDA says that they are the same thing.
>Since Dec. 11, 2020, the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine has been available under EUA
>The vaccine has been known as the Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 Vaccine, and will now be marketed as Comirnaty
>Comirnaty has the same formulation as the EUA vaccine and is administered as a series of two doses, three weeks apart.
https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-approves-first-covid-19-vaccine

[Anonymous No.15372162]

>>15372159
The official fact sheet says they're different. It was even posted in this thread. Did you just not read it? >>15369467

[Anonymous No.15372168]

>>15372162
No, you posted an edited pic with no link where the official website that was just linked >>15372159 very clearly spells out that they are the same formulation.

Even in the edited pic it says they are the same formula.
>The licenses vaccine has the same formulation as the EUA-authorized vaccine and the products can be used interchangeably
The only legal distinction is the legal licensing, even according to your tampered with pic and evidence.

[Anonymous No.15372172]

>>15372168
Is "you" tampering with the evidence in your head right now?
Schizo.

[Anonymous No.15372177]

>>15372172
I accept your concession, there is no reason to make an image when an official link is required other than to tamper with the evidence and you were too stupid to even make the image say they have a different formulation anyway.

[Anonymous No.15372183]

>>15372177
https://uca.edu/bewell/files/2021/09/Information-Fact-Sheet_COMIRNATY-and-Pfizer-BioNTech.pdf

So you're a liar and a schizo? It was an easy google search to find this and the image isn't altered in any way.

[Anonymous No.15372192]

>>15372183
>The licensed vaccine has the same formulation as the EUA-authorized vaccine and the products can be used interchangeably
So you admit you were lying about them being different formulations and everyone who has received one that was bottled after full approval got comirnaty?

[Anonymous No.15372195]

>>15372183
Also that isn't even an original pdf from the gov site or pfizer, its copied onto some rando's edu site, so it is still likely it could have been tampered with.

[Anonymous No.15372211]

>>15372195
meds, now

[Anonymous No.15372213]

Vaxcucks are retarded.

[Anonymous No.15372217]

>>15372211
What meds will make me forget how chain of custody works?

[Anonymous No.15372221]

>>15372211
No, you need ADHD meds since you somehow read "The licensed vaccine has the same formulation as the EUA-authorized vaccine" as these two vaccines have completely different formulas and nobody has any idea what is in them.

[Anonymous No.15372229]

>>15372195
>the university healthcare site is lying because...
>IT JUST IS OK?!?!?!!?
So tell me again why I should take the vax if healthcare providers are lying to us about it?

[Anonymous No.15372240]

>>15372229
You were proven very wrong about comirnaty not being the same formulation as the EUA version, so how can you be sure you aren't wrong about everything else in your life too?

I don't know that they are handing that out to anyone or using it in any official capacity, for all I know some deranged IT faggot just put it there to win an internet argument.

[Anonymous No.15372245]

>>15372240
>it's not real
>ok it's real but you don't know who made it
>ok pfizer made it but you don't know who posted it
^You are here.

[Anonymous No.15372251]

>>15372245
It doesn't even matter that you don't understand proper citation when the evidence you do provide still says they are the same interchangeable formulation and prove your claims wrong.

[Anonymous No.15372253]

>>15372251
The FDA only considers them the same for the purposes of "safety and efficacy." In all other respects they are legally distinct. It's weasel-wording and you can't be stupid enough to fall for it.

[Anonymous No.15372266]

>>15372253
Nope, >>15372159, they are the same interchangeable according the the FDA and even according to some random fact sheet that could very easily have been modified from pfizer's original document >>15372183, the only legal difference is the legal license and marketing name given to a fully approved product vs the emergency issued license from when the same product was only partially licensed, but not allowed to retail sales, only to do emergency use administration.

Interchangeable and same formulation are not vague at all, they are very precise and very clearly the description given by the FDA and pfizer to describe the EUA vaccine vs comirnaty.

[Anonymous No.15372342]

>>15368528
It's no longer an emergency so those treatments can't use emergency authorization to bypass the normal safety tests.

[Anonymous No.15372435]

>>15372342
This. They can't be sold anymore because the EUA is invalid.

[Anonymous No.15372440]

>>15369490
You are literally arguing in bad faith. You might as well put your fingers in your ears and start shouting.

[Anonymous No.15372455]

>>15372440
No using an easily edited image or an off site pdf when you could link to the official source instead is bad faith evidence, most of your new argument is ad hominem, also bad faith arguing.

[Anonymous No.15372458]

>>15372342
>>15372435
The pfizer vaccine is a fully authorized, not just under emergency.

[Anonymous No.15372480]

i don't take any drug unless it's been tested on enough chimpanzees to know the LD50 with a very small error. if its not worth killing 100 chimps to test the drug then its not worth my time to think about taking it

[Anonymous No.15377431]

taking the vax was the equivalent of YOLOing snorting random street drugs

[Anonymous No.15378720]

>>15377431
Probably dumber.

[Anonymous No.15379029]

>>15378720
This. Drug dealers usually want customers to come back for more.

[Anonymous No.15380113]

>>15372480
I think 1 chimp is worth 100 (You)s
Animal testing is demented

[Anonymous No.15380551]

>>15380113
>i am the savior of the precious animals
you're a misanthrope who hates everyone but yourself AKA a narcissist

[Anonymous No.15382175]

>>15380551
Growth monger psychos are the real misanthropes.
Their insatiable gluttonous consumerism will inevitably lead to extinction.

[Anonymous No.15382194]

>>15368528
Reminder, people fought years to get vaccine side effects listed and told to public but now Biden admin has made it illegal for anyone to say any vaccine side effects.

[Anonymous No.15383084]

>>15382194
It's illegal now?

[Anonymous No.15383110]

>>15382194
you are going to get the fucking vaccine whether you like it or not, lol. you really think you got away with covid? we are going to get your ass with bird flu, or whichever pandemic is next. you, your chud parents who gave birth to the waste of life which is you, your grandparents, your kids if your incel ass managed to have any, theyre all getting rounded up into camps and injected, whether you like it or not. WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. you will have no say in the matter. you thought you were so clever? you thought you were so wise and rebellious and free thinking? we are going to get you. and you know it. theres nowhere to run any more.

[Anonymous No.15383566]

>>15382194
Just get the vaccine already. Billions of people got it. Nobody is dying. Those are the facts, stop whining now.

[Anonymous No.15383575]

>>15383566
kek good one!

[Anonymous No.15383664]

>>15382175
>t. consumer of a dozen worthless boosters & 9001 masks

[Anonymous No.15383910]

>>15383664
Try again fuckwit.
I hate the government. It's full of shit.
Mainly because it's primary purpose is to serve bloated clowntard parasites like you your earth destroying corporate goyslop.

[Anonymous No.15383914]

>>15383910
>reeeeee i hate trucks
jealousy
you're just too lazy & worthles to earn the scratch needed to buy one. maybe daddy will buy you a car once hes done paying for your adult daycare at university

[Anonymous No.15383925]

>>15383914
youre fucking retarded
i might as well be jealous of the size of turds this fucking cow (your mom) produces
there is nothing honourable or cool about gluttony

[Anonymous No.15383950]

>>15383925
ok but im still not taking the vaccine. try a different angle next time

[Anonymous No.15383973]

>>15368585

[Anonymous No.15384010]

>>15369484
>Cool edit element instead of a simple link,
NTA but your insane denial was irking me. Here's a link you coping faggot
https://web.archive.org/web/20210825040809/https://www.fda.gov/media/150386/download

Of course newer versions of that FDA link have scrubbed all mention of two legally distinct drugs, textbook gaslighting.

I've noticed you moved on from this and created a new line of cope saying it's the same formulation so totes doesn't matter what anybody says anyway. That is pure sheeple thinking. Anyone who takes the BS statement "it's the same formulation but actually it's different in a way we won't tell you but trust us it's still SAFE AND EFFECTIVE™" at face value is a fool.

Go ahead. Say "same but with differences" is an acceptable phrase. We need to be shown just how much of an NPC sheeple you really are.

[Anonymous No.15384155]

>>15384010
shut the fuck up retard, billions of people got the vaccine, noone died. get the vaccine already. retard

[Anonymous No.15385074]

>>15371205
Yes and no. The extreme reactions you see in the news - people dying suddenly, facial paralysis, heart issues, etc - are the tip of an iceberg disguising much more prevalent but milder side effects. /pol/ will tell you that getting the jab means a 100% chance of dying or becoming sterile when in reality it only raises your chances of various negative outcomes, of which death and serious complications are a minority.
The real redpill is that all vaccines cause injuries and horrible side effects, and that the pharma industry is full of slimy people who try their damnedest to cover that fact up through everything from careful manipulation of clinical trial data to gaslighting to lying to outright bribery. A wide variety of global negative health outcomes can be linked to mandatory vaccinations, from SIDS to asymmetric facial features to vulnerability to shingles to microstrokes, and the mRNA COVID vaccines are just the latest example of predatory pharmaceutical companies finding ways to forcibly extract profits by getting their expensive treatments to be mandatory.

[Anonymous No.15385084]

>>15384155
Low effort trolling. Even the most hardcore vax fan admits that some people died from the vax, they just think it's an acceptable tradeoff for the number of lives "saved".

[Anonymous No.15385096]

>>15385074
>/pol/ will tell you
Interesting claim considering they had a thread on John Campbell's video about the weird clots found in the blood of the vaccinated and the discussion was mostly about what proteins were likely developing the blood that could cause such clots as the body cools (they're generally only found in corpses, though they might be causing death themselves). Meanwhile the /sci/ thread on the same topic is about 90% shit posting and trolling. The /pol/ thread was almost all science discussion with a few derail attempts that very few bit on while the /sci/ thread, probably still in the catalog, is mostly name calling and a bit of speculation with little science backing it. Plebbit style group think and anointed enemies seem to have taken over here.

[Anonymous No.15385110]

>>15385096
ok

[Anonymous No.15385597]

>>15385110
/pol/ has better science discussion than /sci/, the reason why can be seen here
https://i.4cdn.org/sci/1682103864765192.jpg

[Anonymous No.15386128]

>>15385084
oh ffs, WHO died from the vaccines? WHO? no one i know died. all ive ever heard was cletus from facebook claiming his 200th cousin died due to microcerebral thrombomicro blood clot syndrome after he was "forced" to take the shot. yeah totally

[Anonymous No.15386167]

>>15386128
What's your goal here? Do you even know why you post this crap?

[Anonymous No.15386229]

>>15386128
>WHO died from the vaccines?
A 14 year old Japanese girl did
>inb4 duur that is just one person so pretend my question said something else and you now need to show a bunch of people dying okay???
slit your wrist

[Anonymous No.15386295]

>>15386167
>>15386229
just fuck off retards

[Anonymous No.15386893]