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Where are all the Aliens !?

>> No.15367461

few and far between

>> No.15367465

Stuck on their home planets.
No EM signals because in geological terms, the time between discovery and depletion of the non-renewable resources required to produce them is extraordinarily short.

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Kill Aliens. Behead Aliens. Power armour kick an Alien into the concrete. Slam dunk a Little Green Man into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Xenos. Defecate in a Martian’s food. Launch UFOs into the sun. Stir fry Greys in a wok. Toss Aliens into active volcanoes. Urinate into an Alien’s fuel rod. Judo throw Aliens into a plasma cutter. Twist Greys heads off. Report Aliens to XCOM. Karate chop Aliens in half. Step on disgusting Alien eggs. Trap Aliens in quicksand. Crush Aliens in the trash compactor. Liquefy Aliens in a vat of acid. Probe Aliens. Dissect Aliens. Exterminate Aliens in the gas chamber. Stomp Alien skulls with mech-powered boots. Cremate Aliens in the oven. Lobotomise Aliens. Mandatory abortions for Aliens. Grind Facehuggers in the garbage disposal. Drown Aliens in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Aliens with their own ray guns. Kick Reptilians down the stairs. Feed Aliens to alligators. Slice Aliens with lightsabers. TOTAL ALIEN DEATH.

>> No.15367623

With Terry A. Davis
He got a space alien and is building the third temple.

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Where are all the jannies !?

>> No.15367942

Elon Musk hasn't found any evidence of them even with all his dealings with space.

>> No.15369037

All the aliens are on /pol/.

>> No.15369059

I am an alien. This post is written from our (Motions ?). No one will detect what I did. Kek.