/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.15367078]

Riddle me this /sci/. If youre so smart why cant you get laid?

[Anonymous No.15367089]

>>15367078
men want cute, not smart

[Anonymous No.15367095]

Because I'm a manlet, facelet, wristlet, voicelet and socialet. I'm the epitome of unattractive.

[Anonymous No.15367096]

>>15367078
I'm not a good actor

[Anonymous No.15367102]

>>15367078
Because with three kids under the age of eight it's hard to get five minutes of privacy to give my old lady the ol' in out in out.

[Anonymous No.15367110]

>>15367078
Women are for fags and I'm not a faggot.

[Anonymous No.15367142]

>>15367078
While you were out socialising, playing games, and having sex, I was studying maths and physics. Now I'm alone, depressed, and suicidal, and I realise that I was really fucking stupid to ever think that studying was of any importance whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.15367150]

>>15367089
I am an extreme sapiosexual. Please write at me [e-mail]

[Anonymous No.15367153]

>>15367078
I got married

[Anonymous No.15367159]

>>15367078
It's over

[Anonymous No.15367181]

It's no less embarrassing asking girls out when you are a grown up than when you were a teenager.

[Anonymous No.15367190]

>>15367102
>not fucking in front of them
That's what my granddad and dad did when I was 8. I turned out fine

[Anonymous No.15367191]

>>15367089

[Anonymous No.15367196]

>>15367191

[Anonymous No.15367315]

>>15367190
>your grandad and dad fugged in front of you when you were 8
is that why youre here?

[Anonymous No.15367341]

>>15367078
when you reach a certain peak, you just don't want to get laid, and enjoy being completely self sufficient

[Anonymous No.15367367]

>>15367315
No. I'm here because reddit banned me for constantly saying the n word.

[Anonymous No.15367403]

>>15367078
Because women are evil >:(

[Anonymous No.15367410]

>>15367078
Getting laid is easy, pay a prostitute. Hard part is getting laid with someone you give a damn about and forming a long lasting relationship with.

[Anonymous No.15367564]

>>15367078
Who's to say that I don't do that somewhat regularly?
Didn't have much to do with being a scientist exept that we went to the same uni

[Anonymous No.15367571]

>>15367089
>men want cute
then be cute

[Anonymous No.15367645]

>>15367078
I could get laid but i'd rather wait for a nice smart guy to sweep me of my feet

[Anonymous No.15367656]

>>15367403
You really think anon isn't?

[Anonymous No.15367665]

>>15367645
That's homosexuality

[Anonymous No.15367691]

>>15367403
Even your mother?

[Anonymous No.15367698]

>>15367665
I'm a biological girl

[Anonymouse No.15367761]

because of astrology

[Anonymous No.15367803]

>>15367698
That's a good joke but ywnbaw

[bodhi No.15367821]

>>15367645
>i'd rather wait for a nice smart guy to sweep me of my feet
*slides into your dms*

[Anonymous No.15368057]

>>15367078
dumb question. It's because I'm married.

[Anonymous No.15368316]

>>15367645
Is a jaded midwit good enough?

[Anonymous No.15368517]

>>15368316
jaded is fine, midwit not that desirable

>>15367821
silly

>>15367803
my chromosomes say otherwise

I made banana cake just now

[Anonymous No.15368519]

>>15367078
I hate women

[Anonymous No.15368627]

>>15368519
I love women

[Anonymous No.15368630]

>>15367110
based
>>15367150
based
>>15368517
>I made banana cake just now
based
>>15368519
based

[Anonymous No.15368732]

>>15368630
Based

[Anonymous No.15368746]

>>15367089
>>15367645
... B-Brazil? (sorry for bad english)

[Anonymous No.15368782]

>>15367089
what's stopping you from jogging 2x a week?

[Anonymous No.15369357]

>>15367078
Unsolvable riddle

[100% No.15369377]

Who cares really along as you have 1up over someone who actually achieved something, that's all that really matters..

[Anonymous No.15369901]

>>15367691
ESPECIALLY her.

[Anonymous No.15369904]

>>15368517
When my mother made that it always got stodgy at the bottom. How does one avoid this?

[Anonymous No.15369928]

>>15367078
I play the long game. Given enough time, the probability of girl sitting on my dick without me having to do anything is 100%.

[Anonymous No.15369956]

>>15367078
>If youre so smart why cant you get laid?
I can get laid, and I do. Guess that makes me pretty smart huh?

[Anonymous No.15370072]

>>15369904
I'm really sorry but I have no idea what stodgy means.

"Stodgy food is heavy and unhealthy, sometimes in an unpleasant way:"
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/stodgy
>heavy
what do you mean with heavy? thick? To make a cake more fluffy or light you can add more baking powder that makes the cake rise creating more space for air. Don't forget to also use room temperature butter.

>unhealthy
I don't think you meant that when you used stodgy

I find it weird you say it only gets 'stodgy' at the bottom, maybe she didn't mix enough? also important not to overmix when you bake certain things. and to bake with love.

[Anonymous No.15370087]

>>15370072
Heavy. I.E. it gets denser at the bottom than at the top, and thus gets stodgy. It's a typical word.

>bake with love
That's probably the explanation; she's never had a surfeit of that.

[Anonymous No.15370103]

Because Tinder and porn speak the truth.
Porn has nothing to do with abuse, contrary to the atheist propaganda. And another thing atheists push for is ''sex is about power''

Yes women love to be fucked by Max Hardcore, James Deen, Woodman. Women say it explicitly and they keep doing it.
Women don't love the guy infatuated with beautiful women. What In their teen age men know unconsciously, then very much consciously in their adult age, is that women
-never value the eternal beta orbiter
-women will have debased sex with the first stranger who ''makes them vibrate''

Women don't give a shit about long-term relationships. Women just want to larp over a few days as the non-slut girl and then they want the sex, and they want it bad.

The second strategy women build to avoid viewing themselves as slut is their fantasy of ''summer love'', which is just the situation with the ''stranger which makes them vibrates all over'' extended to a few weeks of casual fun sex with no string attached and zero bad consequence for the girl (especially no pregnancy, which is reached thanks to normalization of abortion).

And by the way, women cannot be degraded, because women are not pure to begin with . Purity of women is myth, built by men but which women find very very useful. Jews know that women are whores, contrary to romans who think women are pure lol. So jews only define jewisness through women, because only the mother is sure to be known by the community. On the opposite side is literally homosexuals like greeks and romans and kings who keep basing their lineages on purity of women, which we all know is a lie.
This is why I will always respect more jews than goys.

What a girl utterly despises are 2 things:
-being called a slut, but only outside of the romp
-having physical contact with repulsive orbiters (but still wants all their attention and all their money) which is why tinder and other onlyfan are a godsend and makes women thrive in democracies

[Anonymous No.15370106]

>>15370103

Women don't want to to be respected and make love in the dark with their devoted provider. What women want is to be fucked raw by an Adonis they barely know who makes them squirt everywhere and fuck them until they can barely walk the day after.

Women want the convulsive orgasm where they lose consciousness to the point that they roll their eyes and lose their social self, getting in touch for the first time their true self, ie the sheer whoredom. You think they will get that by looking into the eyes of their generic subservient beta appliance fucking them in the missionary position?
Think again.

Everything you see in porn and tinder is the truth about women. And that's why you hate it.

[Anonymous No.15370168]

>>15370087
>it gets denser at the bottom than at the top
never dealt with that problem but mixing well (no electronic mixer) and having an atleast okayish recipe should fix it. But my money is on the lack of love, sorry anon would love to bake for you.

>>15370103
I don't agree with lot of this but a lot of people are different, some people are more sexually deviated than others

>Purity of women is myth, built by men
In the book "No longer human" the main character meets a girl that's very pure. He likes her, he puts a ring on her, etc, then suddenly she gets raped by a man while he decides not to help her and afterwards divorces her because her image is ruined and that was all she was good for.
Men don't want a pure woman, men wanna be the ones to own her fully like a status.

It's men that watch porn during relationships and follow and like provocative pictures.

If 90% of men all wanted a genuine good pure girl then 99% of women would all act like that because women will always try to get a mans attention

[Anonymous No.15370170]

>>15369904
>>15370072
>>15370087
>>15370168

Too low temperature, not oreheated enough, oven door opened during baking

[Anonymous No.15370173]

>>15369904
>>15370072
>>15370087
>>15370168
Too low temperature, not preheated enough, oven door opened during baking.

[Anonymous No.15370199]

>>15370168
>If 90% of men all wanted a genuine good pure girl then 99% of women would all act like that because women will always try to get a mans attention
Men want sex; the woman's personality is irrelevant to this. Historically above beauty mens' desires have been societally defined as what would be conducive to the state's health. This meant economic and familial stability with procreative strength enough to fuel the army.

Women can behave as they will and men will acquiesce because they don't care. This is why historically it's women who police female sexual mores and not men, who are happy to exploit the stragglers and defectors. The situation as it exists presently is that the higher value men who are safe in the economic positions (as women simply aren't capable of attaining them) defect against lower value men, whose positions are replaceable, by permitting women to girlboss and feminism their way to... wherever they are now, again content in the knowledge that that won't actually impinge upon their own status's foundations.