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Anonymous Mon Aug 2 22:01:27 2010 No.1536404 [Reply] [Original]

Greetings, /sci/. /o/ here.

As you are most likely aware, Volvo 240s are crafted out of a substance known as Volvonium. It is forged by Thor's hammer and his harder than diamonds.

Now, any idiot can figure out that in a head-on collision between a Volvo 240 and any other vehicle, the other vehicle would most likely disintegrate. What we would like to know, is what if two Volvo 240s ended up in a head-on collision with each other?

This conundrum has been bothering us for quite some time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 2 22:03:27 2010 No.1536413 They will collide in a massive nuclear explosion, and create the ultimate vehicle...MY DICK!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 2 22:03:27 2010 No.1536415 The whole mass of both Volvos would become energy. If my calculations are correct, enough energy to power a big bang.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 2 22:05:27 2010 No.1536426 >my face when /o/tto here doesn't know that dragonforce is the hardest metal ever to have existed

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 2 22:05:27 2010 No.1536427 Old trolling. Well, I guess it's quite original since you changed the word "diamond" to "volvonium" and you collisioned 2 volvos instead of a car against a wall.

>>	Fairlanefag !!chbaHByiEDP Mon Aug 2 22:10:27 2010 No.1536470 File: 26 KB, 380x387, bobdylan1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1536415 That's what I said, but they didn't believe me. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 2 22:11:27 2010 No.1536483 File: 92 KB, 800x600, 1257149043548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1536427 It's old for /o/ standards, but new for cross board. Here, Have a VL Commodore

>>	REPO STAN a.k.a. '91Bw !jU441s.usg Mon Aug 2 22:12:27 2010 No.1536491 File: 2 KB, 300x57, 11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Greetings from /o/. I apologize on behalf of the board for our anons, in particular this terrible thread. Sincerely, /o/. capcha related, /o/ may get it

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 2 22:15:27 2010 No.1536508 >>1536491 Suddenly probes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 2 22:33:27 2010 No.1536632 File: 123 KB, 640x480, ka on car 001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Result.

>>	Turtletron !!5gEy6RCc+sH Mon Aug 2 22:40:27 2010 No.1536689 File: 72 KB, 1068x600, Coffee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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