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1535821 No.1535821 [Reply] [Original]

So why didn't you become an engineer and do something useful with your life instead of spending it sucking cock for research grants with science?

>inb4 a scientist implies that anyone will ever read/use his theist/papers outside of adding random citations to their own paper.

>> No.1535833
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< Typical Scientists at work

>> No.1535839

nice one, OP

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I don't know, being an Engineer myself.

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Scientist enjoy pain.

>> No.1536110

>>1536091

An Engineer made that lever.

>> No.1536125

>>1536110
Exactly, engineers are the peasants who slave away making mundane objects so that scientists are free to use their superior minds to discover amazing new things about the universe. Engineers are a necessary underclass of servants. They're useful, albeit much less intelligent and of a lower social strata than scientists.

>> No.1536146

The only engineer I like is my father because he never bought into the whole "engineers run the world, you tits would be dead without us" mentality.

Hopefully once you finish school you'll grow out of that annoying mentality but I doubt it.

>> No.1536149

>>1536110

>An engineer followed a blueprint to make that lever

Fixed.

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>> No.1536160

>>1536149
Well, he made it after all, no?

>> No.1536220

>>1536125
Last useful thing to come from science was a ~100 years ago; everything you see is engineering.

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>>1536220

>> No.1536355

>>1536091
An engineer would be like a scientist but will find out by calling another person to pull the lever.

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>>1535833

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FTFY

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>>1536381

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>> No.1536710

>>1535821
Why didn't you leave the basement and do something useful with your life instead of spending it making retarded troll threads?

>> No.1537082 [DELETED] 

damn spam

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>Go to Quantum Physics class
>10 students besides myself
>All of them are adolescetn, oily, lithe people that look like they're five year olds with mustaches because they don't shave
>All of them try to answer questions while the professor is tryin gto speak
>All of them are being wrong
>They won't shut the fuck up and let the woman speak and are clearly trying to impress each other that they're smart
>I'm the only one in the class that doesn't have either autism or asperger's

wow

For tomorrow's scientists, they sure are a bunch of fucking idiots.

>> No.1537145

>>1536685

More of these please! I want the one where there's a scientist riding a bacteria or something.

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I have a question for you /sci/ and it might be hard to answer

What is your favourite sci-fi universe and why

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Greetings from /o/. Ia pologize on behalf of the board for our anons, in particular this terrible thread.

Sincerely, /o/.

capcha related, /o/ may get it

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required pic

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>>1537202

>> No.1537235

>mfw scientists can't do anything other than post 'gay engineer' pictures
>mfw undergrad science degrees are a joke and you'll never do anything worthwhile in grad anyway

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Because people enjoy fiction.

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If fat is stored energy, shouldnt fat people never get tired o frunning?

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Hurr

>> No.1537271

>>1537235
>implying typical engineering grads do anything worthwhile

In any case...
>implying I care about doing anything worthwhile and turning society into a bunch of technological whores
>implying I don't enjoy getting paid to discover the secrets of the Universe
>implying I won't enjoy tenure as society crumbles

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>> No.1537296

Because I don't give a damn about being useful to society. I like knowledge for its own sake.

>> No.1537352

>>1537296

Lol,permavirgin. Only bitter dweebs are like this

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aight, tnx m8, I'll check it out :3