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>PhD in Mathematics
>Any Job I want
>$300,000 starting
>my face

>> No.1534356
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1534356

>Math Ph.D.

>> No.1534366
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A mathematician's toilet

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A mathematician's sleeping bed

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A mathematician

>> No.1534375

A PhD in maths walks into a bar. He gets a jon there. $300,000 starting.

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A mathematician's car, parked in front of his house

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>PhD in medicne
>any patient i want
>$800,000 starting

>> No.1534386

>>1534380
PhD in medicine, rofl fucking retardx

>> No.1534387

>PhD in Trolling
>Any thread I want
>over 9000 starting

>> No.1534394
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1534394

>PhD in Star Trek
>Any ship I want
>300,000 starting

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1534401

>PhD in Basementology
>Any child I want
>1 daughter starting

>> No.1534416
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1534416

>Ph.D in Warhammer 40k
>Any Space Marine legion I want
>300k heretics starting

>> No.1534423
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1534423

>Ph.D in GET OUT
>GET OUT
>300k GET OUT

>> No.1534427

>PhD in Computer Science III
>Any Internet I want
>$1,300,000 starting

>> No.1534435
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1534435

>Ph.D in Paleontology
>Any desert I want
>No money sorry D:

>> No.1534436

>PhD in Statistics
>Any lottery I want
>$27,000,000 starting

>> No.1534437
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1534437

PhD in Petroleum Engineering
Any oil rig i want
Leaks 100000 bbl/day starting

>> No.1534438

>>1534323
it is hilarious if you actually believe that

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1534455

>>1534435
>Ph.D in Paleontology
>Any desert I want
>65Ma starting

fix'd

>> No.1534465

>Ph.D in Cancerousness
>Every thread I see
>4chan to start

>> No.1534463

>PhD in Mathematics
>Any High school or Community College I want
>35,000 starting

>> No.1534468

>Bachelors of Fine Arts
>Any Mcdonalds I want
>15k starting

>> No.1534473

>PhD in Finance
>Accidentally any economy I want
>10,000,000 Severance ending

>> No.1534481

bachelor in ChE, 70,000 starting

oh wait, this is a thread on the patient and far sighted eggheads

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>>1534463

>> No.1534490

>>1534484
It is sad because it is true.

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1534495

>PhD in Pop Science
>Any TV channel I want
>300 documentaries starting

>> No.1534502

It really is a pity that mathemathics is the one language that never really opened up to me.

And now I'm translating medical journals and modern dime novels for pocket change. C'est la vie.

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>PhD
>Any job I want

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1534514

PHD in adoption as many children as i want + 180.000$

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1534521

>PhD in Poor Disabled Man
>Any books, documentaries, pop science magazines I want
>1 Brief History starting.

>> No.1534522

>PhD in Electrical Engineering
>Any dick I want
>11 inches starting

>> No.1534529

>>1534522
10/10

>> No.1534538

maybe one of you math fags can stop being fags and actually develop something useful.. The gay engineers are better than you

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>Ph.D. in, lol, I don't have one
>Pawn Shop and a TV show
>Somehow I make like 300k starting

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>> No.1534559

>>1534522
Fag here.
11" is way to fucking big, even 7" can be big. Anything Under 7" and bigger then 5" is good. Also thickness can be a problem too.

>> No.1534566

>>1534559
Wat type of engineering do you do?

>> No.1534578

>>1534559
B.S. in Engineering gets you 7 inches starting, no guts no glory if you don't go for the PhD.

>> No.1534585

>>1534578
You won't have guts after an 11" penis pulverizes them

>> No.1534589

>PhD in Aerospace Engineering
>Any ship sized dildo I want
>carbon fiber starting