Did anybody here get a Nobel prize?

[Anonymous No.15288052]

[Anonymous No.15288058]

Yes, I won the peace one.

[Anonymous No.15288061]

>>15288052
i won the biggest retard nobel prize

[Anonymous No.15288062]

>>15288058
Same, what year anon?

[Anonymous No.15288079]

>>15288062
2014

[Anonymous No.15288151]

>>15288052
Yeah, I've got one. Not gonna doxx myself, though.

[Anonymous No.15288168]

i won a ig nobel does it count?

[Anonymous No.15288172]

>>15288052
Yep.

[Anonymous No.15288193]

the chance that a nobel laureate has ever used 4chan is non-zero i think.

[Anonymous No.15288198]

>>15288193
its 100% because i am the nobel lawyerate

[Anonymous No.15288405]

>>15288052
My cousin won a fields medal

[Anonymous No.15288458]

Why is the literature prize a thing?
>scientific fields of chemistry, physics, and medicine
>peace prize given out for changing countries and peoples
>oh also a prize for writing some bullshit down and getting a jew to publish it :)

[Anonymous No.15288460]

>>15288458
Literature prize is 100000% more legit than peace prize you dishonest fuck

[Anonymous No.15289025]

I'm gonna get all of them
Screencap this

[Anonymous No.15289290]

>>15288052
Not yet, but when I do I WILL eat the chocolate on the inside of the medal and there's nothing you can do to stop me

[Anonymous No.15289363]

>>15288052
I once made a Nobel Prize winner (physics) literally twitch with rage. Was the high point of my academic career and no, I won’t elaborate.

[Anonymous No.15289549]

>>15289363
I studied physics at a school with one nobel laureate and two (at the time) candidates in the faculty. The one winner didn't teach any classes and the two prospects were so buy campaigning for the award that they rarely attended their own lectures. I took classes from both of the prospects, 2 lectures a week for 15 weeks, professor was there 9 times in one case, 11 times in the other. Neither of the prospects had made themselves familiar enough with the class material to teach effectively when there were there, they'd just wing it, presuming that undergrads were too ignorant to understand when they were being snowed. The one who attended 11 of his own lectures used to get lost on the whiteboard he was trying to wing it, make some basic math mistake and then try to fix it later with handwaving when his example didn't turn out.
One of my amigos decided to do something about this one day, he raised his hand and asked an incoherent question "does that integral want more do look like?" or some such, while Dr Nobel was briefly confused, my cohort stood up and walked to the front of the room and said "sorry, I'm bad a communicating, let me see if I can show you what I'm asking on the whiteboard" he then grabbed a marker and went back to the beginning of the example problem and ran through it, correcting all of Dr Nobel's errors along the way.
Ever since them my pal has been saying "oh yeah, that guy who almost got a nobel prize? taught him everything he knows" he ended up going to a fairly prestigious graduate program.
the point of this story is that most people are unaware of the years long, sometimes more than a decade, of political style campaigning which goes into getting a nobel prize.

[Anonymous No.15289560]

>>15288458
>The least soulless autist bugman

[Anonymous No.15289587]

>>15289549
UCSB?

[Anonymous No.15289596]

>>15289587
maybe

[Anonymous No.15289634]

>>15289596
Let us never speak of this again

[Anonymous No.15289639]

>>15289634
Finkelstein:
Right. Oh yes. I was thinking how I came to be in Feynman’s office. Namely, I went out to measure the conductivity of the rocks beneath the Mohave Desert, and since I was in Pasadena, I just took a chance and went to Feynman’s office. He wasn’t there, but as I was leaving it, he was approaching it. I recognized him and introduced myself, and he said, “Oh, the rabbi,” which is not exactly a good description, but… He associated me with Yeshiva University. He took me to his office, and as much as I was afraid of imposing on his time, he kept me there for hours. It was one of the experiences of my life. I showed him a little bit about quantum logic, which he enjoyed, and he showed me this formula, and he asked me why I think he gave it up. I didn’t have the nerve to say. If I’d been Feynman, I would have said, “You sold out for the Nobel Prize.” I said, “I couldn’t imagine,” and he said, “Because it’s too difficult.” But anyway, that’s how I came to the Feynman formula, and that really affected my subsequent work greatly.

[Anonymous No.15289752]

>>15289549
Kek, your friend sounds like a fun guy

[Anonymous No.15290104]

>>15288052
>Did anybody here get a Nobel prize?

No, but many will win a Darwin Award.

[Anonymous No.15290114]

>>15288458
You mean the peace prize? Literally only there because Sweden wanted Norway to give out something at a time when Sweden owned Norway.

[Anonymous No.15290578]

>>15290104
All of the vaxxxies will, they sterilized themselves voluntarily. The permanent end of their genetics is now a foregone conclusion, the only thing that remains is to find out how much taxes they can be farmed for before they die

[Anonymous No.15290593]

>>15288052
I do have one... In my daydreaming sessions. I often caught myself thinking the scenario where I'm in a famous podcast talking about my accomplishments and how I won the nobel prize in Economics. Then I pretend to be modest and say nobel prize in economics is not really a nobel prize, so it was not a big deal that I got it.
There are also times where I daydream that I already have the nobel, but decided to use my popularity to get into politics, and using my genius to solve all world problems.
Then I wake up and realize I'm unemployed and can't even get my paper published.

[Anonymous No.15290633]

>>15290593
you sure do seem to like talking about yourself on social media