/sci/ - Science & Math

>>15284430
Try using a human female.

>>15284452
?

>>15284457
Humans can be food.

>>15284430
raw fish. Fish is used for medical purposes in brazil.

>>15284430
>starting point to match the tribology of a vagina? Food serving as a base to mitigate cleaning maintenance and toxin risks.
So you want an edible pocket pussy fleshlight?
A s o y based gellatin would serve your purpose.

>HAY GOY, DEVOTE YOUR TIME AND EFFORT TO SELFISH MASTURBATION
>DON'T REPRODUCE
>DON'T EVEN BOTHER TRYING
>JUST MASTURBATE AND THEN DIE

>>15284503
>A s o y based gellatin would serve your purpose.
The op needs to go beyond just gelatin based. I think infusing the gel with something beyond the coloring and flavor agents too. You can add in sildenafil or tadalafil. Spike it with some nicotine or caffeine for added additive properties.

>>15284430
Anon, what in the unholy fuck are you trying to do?

>>15284522
>has never met a white woman in his life

>>15284556
"Introducing the Fentanyl-Light! Get Fucked-Up!"

>>15284430
Make a basic bread dough, use a condom

>>15284430
those American Pie movies never made any sense. Who would stick their dick in a pie thinking it would feel good?

>>15284430
How the fuck would that mitigate cleaning and toxins? Organic matter rots/degrades/etc. and doesn't clean itself unless it's alive, especially when you keep cumming in it. If self-cleaning fleshlights existed they would've made them already you stupid fucking faggot

>>15285171
In the movie, he asks his friends what sex feels like and is told It feels like warm apple pie. He look that a bit too literally.

>>15285427
>he asks his friends what sex feels like and is told It feels like warm apple pie.

Who would ever describe sex like that to his friends?

Apple pie might taste good but there way better more accurate ways to describe sex that would actually make some sense. e.g. surfing, various sports scorings, the 1st warm spring day, a song that stirs positive emotional responses, etc.

Comparing sex to eating a particular food or drink would only apply to fat people with eating disorders.

>>15285730
Well it is an American movie

>>15284430
Hollow cucumber, trust me.