Earth Wins!

[Anonymous No.15282631]

Great news climate bros!!!
As it turns out, there has been no measurable overall average temperature change on this planet in the past 25 years.
I think this might be the best news so far this decade if not century. The minor bad news is that a bunch of climate scientists got busted faking data again, but thats nothing if it means that global warming has become a non issue. We don't even really need the climate scientist at all since the threat of global warming has ended. Maybe they can switch to meteorology or something or maybe they can get a job flipping burgers, who cares.
The Earth is saved, humanity is saved, we're all going to get to live out our normal healthy lives without impending climate doom hanging over our heads.
Tryna think up a good way to celebrate the news, might by a pickup with lifted suspension or something awesome like that. Anyone else got any better ideas? I'd love to hear them, fire away

[Anonymous No.15282633]

Ok then why is it that 25 years ago winters were a lot colder and longer than they have been for the past decade
>m-muh anecdotes aren't valid
the world I've seen with my own fucking eyes is more valid than some bullshit you read on the daily mail

[Anonymous No.15282637]

>>15282631
This was published in 2013 though? What about the last 10 years? It's also well known that global warming temporarily stalled for a period before 2012.

Next time don't try to use articles from fucking 2013

[Anonymous No.15282641]

>>15282631
>might by a pickup with lifted suspension or something awesome like that.

Believe me, I already knew your were an mindless redneck even before I got to that part.

[Anonymous No.15282643]

>>15282633
>>15282637
Sorry, mopey whining doomers, you're gonna have to look for something new to cry over

[Anonymous No.15282647]

>>15282643
You're the one who made the thread mate, if you didn't want to be corrected then don't make global warming threads. You say we're the ones moping? This is obviously just a thread for you to vent.

[Anonymous No.15282663]

>>15282631
There will be carbon credits and you will be taxed for breathing. This isn’t negotiable

[Anonymous No.15282682]

Global warming is fake
Evolution is fake
Imaginary numbers don’t exist

That is all you need to know

[Anonymous No.15282732]

Harvard is saying it now too, global warming really is over!!!! This is better than landing men on the moon, better than winning the lottery while getting a blowjob, ITS AWESOME!!!!!

>Conclusions
> it seems that most of the temperature trends since at least 1881 can be explained in terms of solar variability, with atmo- spheric greenhouse gas concentrations providing at most a minor con- tribution. This contradicts the claim by the latest Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) reports that most of the temperature trends since the 1950s are due to changes in atmospheric greenhouse gas concentrations

https://lweb.cfa.harvard.edu/~wsoon/myownPapers-d/SoonConnollyConnolly15-Sep11-ESR-final.pdf

[Anonymous No.15282739]

>>15282732
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willie_Soon#2003:_Climate_Research_controversy
>NB4 trusting Wikipedia

[Anonymous No.15282784]

>>15282739
>NB4 trusting Wikipedia
lmao, even the guy who founded the site admits its a purely political leftist propaganda outlet

[Anonymous No.15282791]

>>15282784
You're probably just baiting but I'm curious then as to why you think they changed the title to this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waukesha_Christmas_parade_attack

[Anonymous No.15282864]

>>15282791
Probably because the tweet trended and they need to save face

[Anonymous No.15283168]

>>15282633
sorry chud, going to need a peer-reviewed study that I agree with before I believe that statement

[Anonymous No.15283172]

>>15282791
You can check the edit history and see that it did indeed have the "car crash" title at one point and was locked from further edits with that title by the wikishills team for a day.

[Anonymous No.15283180]

>>15282791
Because of immense pressure. The scheming rats don't work through honesty, facts and direct conversation. They push the lies that they can, then switch topics when the lies are exposed and lie somewhere else while calling people exposing them reactionaries.

Keep doing this and you always convince some people of your lies, over time no one questions the lies.

[Anonymous No.15283182]

>>15282633
>Ok then why is it that 25 years ago winters were a lot colder and longer than they have been for the past decade
They weren't, who convinced you that they were?

In my are we have had the exact same climate since I was born here 30 years ago.

[bodhi No.15283267]

>>15282791

[Anonymous No.15283371]

>>15282637
>global warming temporarily stalled
Sounds like climate scientist invent "Dark Warming" to explain away the data they didn't like.

[Anonymous No.15283377]

>>15282633
I can concur. In my area in NY there has been significantly less snow since 25 years ago.

[Anonymous No.15283379]

why are incels always so contrarian?

[Anonymous No.15283388]

>>15283371
The ocean/forests on Earth were soaking up a significant amount of the carbon we were producing, and at the same time forest cover was also expanding (due to greening) but after a while the ocean/forests got saturated so warming started creeping back up.

[Anonymous No.15283393]

>>15282791
>not expecting to get baited in a thread titled "Earth wins!"
Kek

[Anonymous No.15283410]

>>15283379
I don't know. Why are you?

[Anonymous No.15283427]

>>15283371
There is no such thing as global warming and there never was. That is a conspiracy promoted by big oil to give you a caricature of the real problem. They want you to fight a strawman boogey so that the literate can never reach through to you. What we have on our hands is a failure to communicate.
The real problem that big oil is covering up is that we have dark mildly unseasonable inclimate weather fluctuations. Notice how the science isn't driving you to make political decisions through scare porn. That was big oil and their white supremacist backers, the whole bleeping time. Are you mad? You should be.
How do we get from sea levels rising 5 miles to this reality? What can we do to stop big oil and the nazis holding them up?
I propose the formation a one world government, give up all of our belongings, and embrace the future together. Like the aliens comings in two weeks will tell us to do. And finally we will be able to punch Hitler away.

[Anonymous No.15283455]

>>15282633
you just got used to the cold and now it doesnt feel cold

[Anonymous No.15283461]

>>15282633
>my own fucking eyes
Unreliable instrument.

[Anonymous No.15283471]

>>15283427
There is no such thing as "big oil", shill. The energy industry and its bankster handlers are lining their pockets with oil and coal money while promoting green scams and AGW hysteria in preparation for their green dictatorship.

[Anonymous No.15284134]

>>15283377
>since 25 years ago.
the snow looked deeper when you were 2 years old because you were shorter

[Anonymous No.15284211]

>>15283388
Weird that they only did that during what you claim is a short "global warming stall". Why didn't they do that before and after the so called stall? Weird that these dark oceans and dark forests popped into existence, did their thing, and vanished exactly at the start and end (whenever you claim that to be) of the "stall".

[Anonymous No.15284241]

>>15282631
Bullshit, it was 40 degrees Celsius in the UK last Summer which is fucked up and everywhere South of the UK was literally on fire. No way it's not warming.

[Anonymous No.15284255]

>>15284211
>>15283388

This but without the retardation, why did it happen the way it did anon? I'm curious.

[Anonymous No.15284258]

>>15284241
>muh anecdote
your experience is not reflected in the scientific record, you're probably just imagining it due to having been dumb enough to let the jew media program your brain for you. low iq move, now you're a skitzo who has lost touch with reality.

[Anonymous No.15284317]

>>15282631
>By Tamara (((COHEN)))

Nice try shlomo.

[Anonymous No.15284322]

>>15284317
t. literally hitler

[Anonymous No.15284378]

>>15282631
>a 4chan post about a twitter screencap about a tabloid newspaper from 2013 about a faulty satellite dataset that was since corrected.

[Anonymous No.15284386]

>>15282732
>temperature trends since at least 1881
>most of the temperature trends since the 1950s
>contradicts

[Anonymous No.15284390]

>>15284378
>(((corrected)))
intentionally altered to fit the political narrative by people who call themselves objective scientist

[Anonymous No.15284392]

>>15284390
no proof would satisfy you because you're an addict

[Anonymous No.15284536]

>>15282631
Well SHIT!
I want warmer weather and warmer overall climate!
Fuck this cold shit and high gas bills thanks to Democrats/RINO's fucking up the world economy.

Off to burn some tires.

[Anonymous No.15284578]

>>15284536
throw some on the fire for me too, the idea of burning hotwheels is inspirational

[Anonymous No.15284579]

>>15282633
25 years ago my local government was scrambling to build desalination plants due to record droughts and heatwaves
Today those plants are abandoned and falling apart while our reservoirs are 95% full, even through hot summers. Who knew the answer was proper resource management and not chasing the latest eco-friendly fad?

[Anonymous No.15284595]

>>15282633
I haven't noticed anything.

[Anonymous No.15284597]

>>15282631
Let me guess, you trust the report.

[Anonymous No.15284607]

>>15284578
Tires are pretty when they burn, yellow and green and blue flames mixed in them, dripping yellow sulfurous flaming goop, black billowy smoke, and that crackling sound and popping.

[Anonymous No.15284608]

>>15284597
Let me guess, you don't trust the report.

[Anonymous No.15285414]

[Anonymous No.15285422]

>>15282633
You sound fat. All that extra insulation is keeping you warm.

[Anonymous No.15285506]

>>15282631
Nice to see some good news for a change.

[Anonymous No.15285507]

>>15282682
Cool it with the anti-scientific statements

[Anonymous No.15285603]

>>15283267

[Anonymous No.15286770]

>>15283471
>"big oil"
Literally 20th century political rhetoric.
ENRON started off the "energy company" meme in the mid 1990s. Exxon was an "energy company" investing in green alternative research since before Bush II was in office. While Bush II was in office, Al Gore, the king of the greens, was an Exxon board member.

[Anonymous No.15287450]

Its hillarious how the so-called environmentalist absolutely hate seeing good news about the environment. Almost makes you think they really hate the environment and they're just faking caring about it as a means of serving their ulterior motives.

[Anonymous No.15287465]

>>15287450
Never let a good crisis go to waste... Even if you have to make one up.

[Anonymous No.15288159]

>>15283182
>They weren't, who convinced you that they were
No one needed to convince me. I'm 40 years old, I can see for myself.

[Anonymous No.15288616]

>>15288159
>I'm 40 years old, I can see for myself.
Oh you're a baby boomer. No wonder you're so desperate to believe these narratives.

[Anonymous No.15288732]

>>15284378
The greatest refutation of /pol/ has always been that they unironically take twitter and tabloids at face value.

[Anonymous No.15288801]

>>15287450
>whataboutism
>strawmen
This guy knows his audience.

[Anonymous No.15289263]

Good to know the global warming scare is over. Hopefully this is the last thread about it we ever see

[Anonymous No.15289265]

>>15289263
Finally! Let's celebrate.