New science has arrived

[Anonymous No.15222236]

Do you drink coca cola or are you gay?

[Anonymous No.15222241]

>>15222236
Corporate marketers are finally starting to realize that pandering to left-wing retards only loses them money, so now they're pandering to right-wing retards.

[Anonymous No.15222243]

>>15222236
I have been drinking 2 liters per day every day for a few years.

[Anonymous No.15222246]

Based Coca Cola making chudcels seethe

[Anonymous No.15222257]

>>15222246
>"Try to act more like a Nigger"
good way to alienate a huge portion of your customer woketards

[Anonymous No.15222264]

>>15222236
>men who don’t give a fuck about their health and generally eat what they want have higher testosterone than neurotic health obsessed retards
Makes sense

[Anonymous No.15222265]

>>15222236
Just read the study and no, they weren't using Coca Cola during the trials, but rather Dr Pepper.

[Anonymous No.15222270]

Here on /sci/ we're all Dr. Pepper chads

[Anonymous No.15222271]

>>15222264
I like how American consoomerist golems don't notice the discepancy between "men who drink Coca-Cola" and "study in mice". See >>15222241

[Anonymous No.15222279]

>>15222264
You know the mice don't have a choice in what they drink right? They randomly assign it

[Anonymous No.15222280]

>>15222271
>discepancy

[Anonymous No.15222281]

>>15222280
Americans are literally subhuman.

[Anonymous No.15222290]

>>15222279
You know you’re mum didn’t have a choice when I banged her

[Anonymous No.15222359]

>when coca cola sponsors your phd

[Anonymous No.15222368]

okay believable. But lets still see how the human statistic--ACK

[Anonymous No.15222376]

>>15222236
I wonder who paid for this.

[Anonymous No.15222378]

>>15222376
Jesus paid for all this with this life.

[Anonymous No.15222385]

>more testosterone
>bigger balls
It's called testicular cancer.

[Anonymous No.15222392]

>>15222236
I am gay. Actually I am super gay. I am the gayest of all time. My gay levels are beyond measurement. I radiate gay energy everywhere. Gay steam is coming off my nostrils, my ears, my mouth, my anus. I am super gay. As a matter of fact I am giga gay.

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[Anonymous No.15222736]

>>15222257
Niggers are the consooning coke

[Anonymous No.15222758]

>>15222241
Corporate marketers are the biggest retards of all. They must drink a lot of coke and pepsi.

[Anonymous No.15222763]

>>15222392
>t. straight man, deep in the closet

[Anonymous No.15223043]

>>15222236
>Studies in mice suggest male humans have bigger testicles
Yeah, that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.15223080]

>>15222257
>good way to alienate a huge portion of your customer woketards
They don't run these ads in Mexico.

[Anonymous No.15223128]

>>15222236
>men
>study in mice

[Anonymous No.15223132]

>>15223043
>>15223128
Did you guys start reading the contents of these studies for the first time since like forever? Everyone knows these trials are first run in mice, since they're phisiologically really similar to humans. If something affects mice, then it's a good sign to study that thing to see if it affects humans the same way. Of course this is no 100% guarantee, but it's a really good way to guide further research.

[Anonymous No.15223140]

>>15223132
no mouse has ever drunk copious goyslop every day for multiple consecutive decades. now take a gander at the humans who have.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/WGXbe3qvdmNn/

[Anonymous No.15223154]

>>15223132
It's the way the headline is written that I have a problem with. They lead with men who drink coca-cola or pepsi have higher testosterone, and then throw in "study in mice suggest" as an afterthought. It should be "Study in mice shows "Coca-Cola or Pepsi results in higher testosterone, study in men to follow." Also, there's a major difference between mice and humans, and that's the metabolism of fructose.

[Anonymous No.15223309]

>>15222236
How could a study on mice suggest anything about men?