/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.15164774]

what is the scientific explanation for why pooping feels so good?

[Anonymous No.15164775]

>>15164774
You're straight

[Anonymous No.15164777]

>>15164774
it’s a pleasure signal sent by the worms to your brain when you spread their worm eggs

[Anonymous No.15164929]

A big log of poop exerts pressure against your prostate. Sometimes I coom while pooping.

[Anonymous No.15164940]

>>15164774
You enjoy things going through your anus, as expected from a faggot like OP

[Anonymous No.15164958]

>>15164774
Homosexuality for men.
A promising career in porn for women.

[Anonymous No.15165007]

I hate pooping and I hate everyone that poops. For me, pooping is only pain and suffering.

[Aether king of sci No.15165021]

Poo is a wanted criminal from another dimension.

You may be in great danger if you experience poo, in a literal way.

Poo, has destroyed countless planets using a simple, deceptive technique.

[Anonymous No.15165056]

>>15164774
Not pooping would kill you.

[Anonymous No.15165062]

>>15165056
ding ding ding

[Anonymous No.15165071]

>>15164774
Poops is made out of cellular wastes and other toxins. Of course it'd feel good to expel out a large amount of stuff which is harmful for your body.

[Anonymous No.15165473]

>>15165062
>>15165071
Big sewer kikes trying to rob you of your natural youth. Here's some facts.
>Toilet flushing alone accounts for 64% of revenue for most water companies
>Edward Gadd Ph. D. Published a study on frequency of bowel movements back in 1962. Found that patients with less bowel movements experienced improved intestinal bacteria and immune response.
>Arthur Caldwell, archeological anthropologist, published a paper citing Dr. Gadd, showing evidence that prehistoric Americans shat roughly 1/week
I have been shitting in my garden once a week for 2 years now. Most substantial life improvement I have ever made.