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>love eating
>hate getting fat
When will science solve this?

>> No.15155781

It already has with DNP

>> No.15155815

change your diet to meat, eggs and fresh produce, you will never be able to eat enough to gain substantial weight. sumo wrestlers gain and maintain their massive sizes by using alcohol as their source of excess calories, which is also why they all die young.

>> No.15155822

>waah when wil science change my behavior for me

>> No.15155824
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>>15155815
>sumo wrestlers gain and maintain their massive sizes by using alcohol as their source of excess calories
woah they're just like me

>> No.15155859

>>15155618
Eat

>> No.15155867
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>>15155618
>cal in=cal out
>gorge every meal, permabulking
>still fit
'imple as.

>> No.15155895

>>15155618
Science has already solved this. It's called eugenics. Fuck fatasses with no self discipline.

>> No.15156000

>>15155618
It's called "purging". Puke after you eat. Then eat more.
If you are poor, then puke and eat the puke again to save money.

>> No.15156022

>>15155618
There's plenty of things you can eat that taste good without going overboard.

>> No.15156027

>>15156000
These trips are criminal.

>> No.15156057
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>>15155618
FATTY
FATTY
CHICKEN PATTY
YOU WANT TO EAT ME
AND GET FLABBY
GOYSLOP'S TASTY
GOYSLOPS GOOD
EAT ME UP LIKE A GOOD BOY SHOULD

>> No.15156099

>>15155895
>>15155822
>>15156057
I'm not fat my BMI is 20.4

>> No.15156109

>>15156099
Shut up fatass

>> No.15156111

>>15155618
Eat the same amount, workout more, lose weight while still eating the same. Easy.

>> No.15156116

>>15156022
nta, but no, anything and everything that tastes good is unhealthy, some things less unhealthy than others

>> No.15156150

I want to kill fat fucking idiots like OP in minecraft

>> No.15156238

>>15155618
How come this doesn't balance out in a naturally? I cannot make myself eat enough to get fat.

>> No.15156265

>>15156238
GOMAD

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15156479

New magic device OP

>> No.15156486

>>15156116
Everything is unhealthy then.
Just eat in moderation.

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>>15155618
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/BD4oExxQguTgpESdm/the-unfinished-mystery-of-the-shangri-la-diet

>> No.15156853

>>15155618
bulimia and >>15155781

>> No.15156859

Just eat less, you dumb fat retards

What a stupid fucking thread

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>>15155824
are you 400lbs and 22% bodyfat? that leaves over about 250lbs for muscle. i've never even weighed in over 200lbs, hard to imagine how strong the sumo dudes must be. i've been over 22% fat before though, easy to imagine that part of their lifestyle. i wish someone told be when i was i kid that you could combine drinking, fighting and overeating into a valuable career in the japanese entertainment industry, seem like a really nice way of life.

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>>15155618

>> No.15157760

Dubs and the fat faggot that made this thread dies

>> No.15157846

>>15157760
this

>> No.15157860

Fat people have no one but themselves to blame