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How much more likely am I to die of a heart attack while watching Avatar 2 versus otherwise?
Does the film studio involved think that having their views die during the viewing is a positive or negative outcome?
I'd like to presume that the increased risk of death while watching the movie wasn't created maliciously, but you can't trust those Hollywood people, they're all jewish homosexuals.

>> No.15149309

>>15149304
The CDC should have a 10 year clinical trial period for new movie releases to ensure they're safe and effective.

>> No.15149381

Don't eat eggs, shovel show or doubt your government while you're watching the movie, those are compounding factors

>> No.15149383

>>15149304
It's climate change and gas top stoves. Trust the science.

>> No.15149394

>>15149309
Or at least test them on 8 mice.

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>> No.15150100

>>15149304
I used to have panic attacks when I went to movie theaters while waiting for previews to start. They were mild and I kept them quiet but sometimes I'd also get them mid-movie, if I sat in the middle of the theater instead of at the very back. Something about being in a dark room with that many strangers sitting behind me probably triggered my lizard brain before the screen lit up and distracted me.

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>>15150100
you had that experience and your extremely common IQ suggests that many others likely have brains as mediocre as your own.
if your IQ was your face, you'd wear a bag over your head, so its no tragedy if you drop dead during Avatar 2, nobody would miss you.

>> No.15150378

>>15150323
This placed turned you. Leave it for some time and socialize a bit kiddo.

>> No.15150710

>>15149394
It's really difficult to get mice to sit through an entire movie, though.

>> No.15151046

>>15149309
Kek!
Trust the science!

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>>15150710
the hollywood kikes make terrible movies, nobody wants to sit through them

>> No.15151303

>>15150323
you're not funny any more.

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>you're not funny any more.

>> No.15151565

>>15149304
Should have learned the Way of the Clot

>> No.15151567

>>15151565
"Enter the Clot" was better Kung Flu movie.