/sci/ - Science & Math

[Anonymous No.15124392]

lab stories?

[Anonymous No.15124405]

>be me
>meditating in my astral projection lab
>summon demons
>mfw einstein BTFO

[Anonymous No.15124408]

[Anonymous No.15124432]

>>15124392
Once a thought crossed my mind that I should visit a lab. But then I realized labs are gay, and I only need pen and paper to do math.

[Anonymous No.15124435]

>>15124392
>so i jumped out of my tank
>and i said "take your meds"
>and everyone clapped

[Anonymous No.15124452]

>>15124432
That's cute sweaty, but I have MathGPT for that. Throw in some extra ketchup packets for my fries, will you?

[Anonymous No.15124460]

Is it bad that I know exactly who both of these "scientists" are?

[Anonymous No.15124500]

>forensics
>new coworker
>she's a girl
>and black
>dumbest baboon straight off the savannah
>she is more confident than those goats that climb sheer cliffs
>2 months in
>"hey Yolanda, can you take this very important homicide case evidence to the freezer?"
>"stfu wyte boy I know where it go"
>she proceeds to bring all the evidence down the hall towards the cold storage
>turns out she took a detour to the break room and got herself something to snack on first
>forgets about the samples and they are left next to the vending machine out of sight
>missing evidence
>HOMICIDE evidence
>fuck fuck FUCK
>state is talking about getting the feds involved
>fucking Yolanda is spreading the blame on me every opportunity
>just keep my head down, I know how this is going to play out
>every square inch of this property is covered in cameras except the vending machine apparently
>no one thinks to track Yolanda cause she's a good darky womyn who can't do no wrong
>finally after running me through hours of interrogations and exploring all my family/friends etc they start in on her
>guess what, she's wanted for forgery out of Ghana and has zero criminal justice experience
>mfw they thought she was a PhD.
>tracked her from the begining of the case to current date
>turns out not only did she misplace critical evidence, she has also been swiping various pieces of equipment over the past couple months and reselling
>bitch gets extradited back to the congo
>my life returns to normal

[Anonymous No.15124538]

>>15124500
Twum is from Ghana

[Anonymous No.15124612]

>>15124392
She isn't dressed correctly.

[Anonymous No.15124987]

>>15124500
Extradited? What was she wanted for in Congo?

[Anonymous No.15124996]

>>15124612
...and her mouth looks like Stephen Hawking's.

[Anonymous No.15125003]

>>15124538
Dis nigga got baby pics. Obsessed

[Anonymous No.15125035]

>>15124392
Lab coats need to be buttoned up. Get these fuckers out my lab.

[Anonymous No.15125055]

>>15125035
I thought silicon was relatively non-reactive?

[Anonymous No.15125071]

>>15124996
>men will nut to that face

[Anonymous No.15125106]

>>15124987
Can you not read dipshit? Anon clearly said she's wanted for FORGERY in Ghana.

[Anonymous No.15125145]

>>15124987
you might be more retarded than yolanda, anon.

[Anonymous No.15125176]

>>15125003
>oh no, someone on /sci/ is interested in scientists
the only reason the twum pic triggered you, but you never call out the endless posts of every picture ever taken of einstein, feynman and the rest of the celebrity jew gang is because twum does not appear to be white. unlike the jews, she is honest enough to not try and disguise her ethnic origins and thats what triggers you.

[Anonymous No.15125291]

>>15125106
>she's wanted for forgery out of Ghana
>bitch gets extradited back to the congo
>extradition: hand over (a person accused or convicted of a crime) to the jurisdiction of the foreign state in which the crime was committed.
>jurisdiction of the foreign state in which the crime was committed
> in which the crime was committed