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1510728 No.1510728 [Reply] [Original]

Guys...
Jesus...exists...after all. Fuck.

http://www.stdfriends.com/Boegs

He exists, and he has herpes.

So, are you going to convert?
This is pretty big, man.

>> No.1510749

So if Jesus has herpes...
who was he fucking with?
And I guess that means GOD has herpes too!

>> No.1510755

What is jesus doing in colarado?

>> No.1510763
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>>1510749
with his disciples of course and OH MY GAWD!

captcha is ...

>> No.1510766

>Religion: Spiritual but not religious

So, he doesn't actually believe in himself?

>> No.1510772

>>1510766
yeah, but it makes sense, he probably is not part of the religion.

like a king or something a king isn't ruled by his rules, or something.

>> No.1510848

>Height 6'8"
Jesus is tall.

>> No.1510860

>Jim.

Well, Jesus is pretty laid back.

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Oh god. It's him!

>> No.1510871

why is there a dating site for people with STDs?

what is the world coming to???

>> No.1510872

>>1510871
Not only that
There is this, as well...

http://www.mentalillnessdating.com/members/1645163282/

>> No.1510944

>>1510872
Ok, I can see the whole STD thing, as in "let's date someone who already has whatever the fuck I have, at least I won't have to care about spreading shit around", but this?

What the hell?

>> No.1510965

>>1510862
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=855QLTV2Rj4
now i have to watch a KMFDM music video

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>>1510944
pic related

>>1510965
fuck yeah!