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1508877 No.1508877 [Reply] [Original]

attention dumbasses if you dont like religion threads or evolution threads then simply dont reply to them and the trolls will get bored

i know its hard to fight the urge but trust me

>> No.1508890

help me out with the bumps guys

>> No.1508896

Melt the sun into a star?

Wtf am I reading

>> No.1508941

bump?

>> No.1508950

>>1508896
you ever see deadliest warrior? its kinda like that

>> No.1508964

hurr if evolutsion is real then why are there bannanas

>> No.1508968

/sci/ will always be a troll board

>> No.1508981

seriously though if we evolved from monkeys then why are there still monkeys wouldnt they have died out like you say the dinosaurs did?

>> No.1508982

>>1508877
Trust you? Do you honestly think that makes sense? If nobody ever replied, sure, it would work. But your solution is relying on everyone who randomly visits this board to not do the obvious thing. Like that will ever happen... If ew want to beat the trolls and religion threads, we need to stop saging and bitching about them and instead make lots of threads about science and math. If we flood this forum with good threads, the trolls won't matter anymore.

>> No.1509019

>phd in trolling
>any board i want
>100 plus posts

>> No.1509024

More like OP comic. I lol'd harder than I've lol'd in a while.

>> No.1509031

>>1509024
http://www.smbc-comics.com/

>> No.1509039

Yes. This.

>> No.1509040
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1509040

I HATE HATE HATE that "strongest warrior" bullshit and all the shit like it

HAAATE

FUCK

I mean, viking vs samurai, viking loses because samurai have "superior training"

HOW the fuck do you validate that? you don't

it just goes off the stereotype of vikings as being stupid, wild berserkers

and durr samurai are obviously smarter because they write poetry hurr

and then they fucking compare fighters like hoplites who used bronze armor and weapons against those who don't, but HUURRRRR HOPlLITES WIN CUZ 300

A HURR DURR DERP DU DURR

>> No.1509043

>>1509040
the worst was apirate from the 17th century armed with guns versus a knight from the 13th century fucking bullshit

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1509049

Posting more cereal.

>> No.1509053

>>1509043

WHO WOULD WIN?

A CAVEMAN... OR A UNITED STATES MARINE!

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1509056

I'd like to think this is supposed to be Neil deGrasse Tyson

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>>1509043
and I'll bet they said the pirate was "unskilled" too, because of the same wild berserker bullshit stereotype as the viking

fuck's sake anyone who picked up a weapon to kill with in any society at any time period knew damn well what they were doing with it

I mean unless we're talking about conscripted peasants holding modified hoes and pitchforks, but we're not, are we?

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1509070

*splat*

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1509072

Better make it quick then.

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1509075

I so want to try this.

>> No.1509084

>>1509075

You pick 1892, I'll go with 1992.

>> No.1509097

>>1509058
actually the pirate won turns out guns are better than plate armor somebody tell the army that knights are ineffective against firearms

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>>1509058
they did say that they also said that the knight fought for a cause and was rightious and whatnot still got shot though

>> No.1509140

>>1509075
now i actually have a reason to go to a renisance fair and im going to demand free admission for coming in a costume

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>>1509043
and another thing

did they fucking specify where the fight took place?

was it on a violently rocking ship at sea, or out in a flat open area

was the knight riding a horse? what kind of weapons were either fighter carrying?

these shows are such pure horseshit I cannot stand it

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>>1509075
GREETINGS FROM THE WOOORLD OF TOMORROOOOOOW!

>> No.1509221

>>1509177

Hey, dude, who would win...

A Mongol Horse Archer... or a Chinese Crossbowman?

>> No.1509230

>>1509221
infantry vs cavalry? Are you stupid?

>> No.1509234

>>1509230

It's the new episode!

>> No.1509237

>>1509221
I would bet on the crossbow, but I don't actually know the tactics either one had.