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Scientifically speaking, How can I take over the world? I know that I need to start by cleaning my room, What to do next?

>> No.15073080

Wash your dick

>> No.15073082

>>15073077
Wash your penis

>> No.15073098

Wash your willeh

>> No.15073117

>>15073077
Clean your fallus

>> No.15073189

>>15073077
Start small. Get your foot in the door as a toilet cleaner. Business already has a toilet cleaner? You go in there and you do it better. You show them you're a hard worker. You polish that toilet -- you show them.

>> No.15073203

>>15073189
kek

>> No.15073207

>>15073077
>Scientifically speaking, How can I take over the world?
Step 1: post on 4chan

>> No.15073227

>>15073077
Have inclination towards leadership, be an inspiring figure

>> No.15073230 [DELETED] 

Seek arcane powers through use of 5-meo-DMT, then realize you're god anyway and you've made everything to start with, then get lost again into thinking you aren't god, and make this thread again. Repeat for 1 trillion billion million years

>> No.15073289

>>15073080
>>15073082
>>15073098
>>15073117
done

>> No.15073298

>>15073189
I thought that was the creed of the polish nation?

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15073301

>>15073289
>Room cleaned
Check
>Penis Washed
Check

This is as far as i have gotten. I can not help you any further OP

>> No.15073331

>>15073077
If you wish to take over the world from scratch you must first invent the universe

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15073412

>>15073077
>How can I take over the world?

Africa.
African borders are NOT based on any cultural or ethnic boundaries. The individual states have no native support. The entire continent is ripe for conquest. An army of a billion obedient soldiers is difficult to stop when liberal progressives in the nations you want to conquer are subverting their own countries to your advantage.

>> No.15073417

>>15073077
just convince others you will reward them for their service, and command them to do violence against anyone who doesn't recognize your authority.

>> No.15073427

Don't follow advice, only give advice

>> No.15073782

>>15073077
You need to define what taking over the world means, does it mean you are the richest by a large margin. Does it mean you can order any human being on the planet what to do and they will do it, which will always be fiction. You need to define it and then you can start thinking of solutions. In all cases you probably want to start by getting Uber rich and then just recursively using money to generate money.