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[Jealous No.15039145]

he Time Travel Interpretation of the Bible

Abstract
We describe the Biblical work of ages as a time travel program for saving humanity from extinction. God's existence is proven as a consequence of the existence of time travel, which is supposed. We present the case that Abraham's grandson Jacob, also called Israel, is Satan. We make the case that the Israelites are described as God's chosen people in the Bible despite their identity as the children of Satan because God's Messiah is descended from Abraham through Satan. They are chosen as the ancestors of the Messiah rather than as Satan's children. We propose an interpretation in which God commanded Abraham to kill his son Isaac to prevent Isaac from becoming the father of Satan. We suggest that God stayed Abraham's hand above Isaac because preventing the existence of Satan would also prevent the existence of Satan's descendant the Messiah. The history of the Israelites is summarized through Jesus and Paul. This paper is written so that the number of believers in the world will increase.

[Anonymous No.15039184]

nigger

[Anonymous No.15039321]

>>15039145
>It is well known in Einstein’s theory of relativity that timelines are allowed to loop back on themselves,
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[Jealous No.15039345]

>>15039321
Closed timelike curves are so well known that the acronym CTC is familiar to everyone in the field.

[Anonymous No.15039440]

>>15039345
Oh yeah? Has one ever been observed?

[Jealous No.15039656]

>>15039440
Yes.