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1497924 No.1497924 [Reply] [Original]

>PhD in mathematics
>Any job i want
>$300k starting

>> No.1497930
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1497930

holy fucking shit.

its actually correct

>> No.1497995

>Floor sweeper in college building.
>Have a nice rug that ties my room together.
>Every weekend bowling with friends.
>Cool and relaxed I abide.

>> No.1498013
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1498013

>High school diploma
>Rap
>More money than you will ever dream of

>> No.1498017

>>1498013
Hey, I just watched that!

>> No.1498021

>>1497924
Explain

>> No.1498028

>>1497995
sup dude?

>> No.1498041

>PhD in computer science
>Get paid to sit around and do nothing
>$120k starting

>> No.1498065
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1498065

Mew fag here. Hey /sci/, I have a question fro you. Do you guys think it'd be psosible to increase your IQ just by surfing/ sci/?

>> No.1498070

>>1498013
He isn't a rapper
He make dance hits

Today's Rap is Lupe Fiasco and Kid Cudi

>> No.1498082

>Study nothing
>Go to the army
>Become contract killer
>Starting annual earnings around 3 million

>> No.1498199
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1498199

>11 PhDs in hard sciences
>any team I want
>200 metal starting

>> No.1498784

>>1498041
what was your thesis on? just wondering

>> No.1498790

>>1497924
wats the original story on this?

>> No.1498809
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1498809

Look slike some crap attempt to make black powder.

>> No.1498824

>PhD in Starcraft
>Any race I want
>200 vespene gas starting

>> No.1498833

>PhD in Engineering
>Any job I want
>$400k starting

I win.

>> No.1498841
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1498841

>PhD in Basementology
>Any child I want
>1 daughter starting

>> No.1498844

Fuck you faggots. In a dream I had last night I made reference to the 300K starting salary of Mathematicians.

>> No.1498856

>>1498844
you need to go out more often

>> No.1498859

>>1498856
So I can troll real people about rich mathematicians?

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1498867

What? We're just talkin' about Carl. Calm down.