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1495620 No.1495620 [Reply] [Original]

Suppose that there is a man and a woman, of healthy age, imprisoned in a dungeon together.

Let us also suppose that their captors will feed the male an even meal, thrice daily. Furthermore, let us suppose that, for reasons unknown to us, they will under no circumstance feed the female or allow her to eat the male's meal.

The question is:

Could the male, reasonably well-nourished, keep the female alive for a period of 40 days on the production and nutriment of his ejaculate alone?

>> No.1495637

hell yeah i did that once

>> No.1495635

Not enough nutrients brah.

>> No.1495642

Water?

>> No.1495644

Why doesn't the dude just vomit some of his food into her mouth?

>> No.1495650

possibly although would probably come out of it losing 30lbs

>> No.1495656

You can survive that long with no food at all... derp

>> No.1495661

Not enough water in semen to compensate for the amount of water that will be used to filter "nutrients" out of semen.

Woman will die of thirst in under a week.

>> No.1495668

>>1495644
this would work better, but possibly would ruin your fantasy , OP

>> No.1495669

No. She would die a slow and horrible death.

Why do you want to know, OP?

>> No.1495670

>>1495661
What about urine?

>> No.1495682
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>>1495670
Death is preferable to surviving on a diet of semen and urine.

>> No.1495688

>>1495682

Tell that to the guy

>> No.1495695

An ejaculation usually contains 5-7 calories, meaning that in order to keep her alive (let's say 800 calories), the man would need to cum in her mouth 133 times a day.

Honestly, he's better off puking and having her eat it; shit and piss has too many toxins to survive for 40 days.

>> No.1495703

>>1495670

Saliva is mostly water. If he frenched her enough she might get enough water to supplement all the cum she'd have to drink.

>> No.1495707

>>1495695
>An ejaculation usually contains 5-7 calories
Wait, someone's actually conducted a nutritional study of cum?

idontevenhaveareactionimageforthis.jpg

>> No.1495714

>>1495707
hell, they even have a fucking recipe book for using this...exotic ingredient.

>> No.1495720

>>1495695

>133 times a day

inb4 raw dick

>> No.1495717

>>1495707

calories are determined in calorimeters, and are worked out by burning the food.
lulz imagine that.

>> No.1495731

>>1495695
The hilarious thing is that the male body obviously can't produce enough semen to sustain her, so she would end up dead anyway, having sucked dick constantly for the last few weeks of her life.

>> No.1495762

Worth a try, I suppose :3

femanon here btw

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>>1495707
How about,

>> No.1495772

>>1495762
show your tits plx
don't care clothed or unclothed

>> No.1495786

OP didn't say the woman couldn't have water...

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>>1495772

I hope this is okay for you?

>> No.1495813

>>1495797
OHH SHIII-
Pretty femanon, on the science and math board... Isn't that the 1337th sign of the apocolypse.

>> No.1495837

>>1495797
care to test this out? ;D

>> No.1495844

>>1495813
There's plenty of good looking girls around here.

It's just that the second you reveal yourself you get called a slut and whore by angry neckbeards. Better off just remaining anonymous.

>> No.1495853

>>1495797
filename.jpg

I don't think that's you, sweetheart. sorry :/

>> No.1495859

>>1495797

Not timestamped, no reason to believe it's real.
But if it is real, holy shit woman, why did you post your picture on 4chan on such a whim???

>> No.1495867

>>1495797
Though the filename leaves me skeptical, if that is you, you're quite cute.

Whatever you look like, thanks for posting that pic.

>> No.1495869

>>1495620
I read all of your hypothetical scenario and was fairly interested, but did you really have to end it with THAT question? I feel bel-aired.

>> No.1495870

We must apply SCIENCE to it.

Until timestamp is observed, we can not know.

SHE IS SCHROEDINGER'S FEMNON

>> No.1495901

>>1495797
I would feed you my semen anytime.

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1495905

i have found someone that can suck penis for YEARS and not die - pic related

>> No.1496018

Bah, schrodinger's femanon abandoned us. Anyway I don't think chick would survive in that scenario. Although I'm sure the guy would enjoy most of the time trying to keep her alive. and the girl would enjoy being kept alive at least for a few days.