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Hi

Im dumb, how do i get smart

>> No.1493797

an hero is your friend

>> No.1493801

Take a knife and insert it into your brain.

>> No.1493805

drink one liquid cup of hydrogen peroxide.
increase oxygen delived to brain cells, making thinking clearer.

>> No.1493804

go to church, thats how everyone learns about everything.

>> No.1493837

>>1493805
i think anti freeze would be more effective to become super smart

>> No.1493840

A mixture of bleach and ammonia helps me concentrate. I beast through linear algebra homework this way.

>> No.1493856

>>1493840
SHIT YEAH! same here. Put them both in a bowl and put your head over it, like steam therapy. does wonders.

>> No.1493863
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1493863

I like to fill my bathtub with warm water (42 degrees Celsius), then carefully step inside. Then, you want to pour in the perfect amount of sodium. You want the sodium to water ratio to be near 1:1. You have to pour it all in at once.

Studies show this sodium therapy increases IQ by 20 points each session. You must be sure to pour in pure sodium, not sodium chloride, which is salt.

>> No.1493871

Take a bunch of cocaine. It will speed up your brain.

>> No.1493879
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1493879

Try reading a book.

Enhance your brain!

>> No.1493881

>>1493863
nice try, I may be dumb but I'm not stupid.
a 1:1 ratio would mean I would be siting in 50% sodium. Sounds fucking unhealthy, yo.

>> No.1493890

>>1493881

Hey, so does heroin. But did you know, in large doses of that shit, your heart rate soars, effectively sending more oxygen to the brain?

>> No.1493897

>>1493879
dude, not cool, this guy could fall for something like that.

>> No.1493904

>>1493881
As soon as you start pouring, pure sodium in water will explode.

>> No.1493909

>>1493881
>bath half full of sodium
>unhealthy
well, if you dont want to become smart

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>> No.1493961

hi guys, op here

i smoke weed
i cant be smart and smoke weed at the same time?

>> No.1493966

>>1493904
shhh
the inferior beings will hear you

>> No.1493973

smoking weed will probably enhance and create more brain cells for you so you can do more stupid shit to kill them

>> No.1493974
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1493974

You sure as hell can! You have to soak your joints in a mixture of ammonia and bleach for 10 minutes. It's important that you be in the room at the same time, because you want to make sure you don't oversoak it. It's best to close all doors and windows so nobody notices. The ammonia reacts with the cannabis content creating a pretty smelly odour, don't worry though, it's perfectly fine to breathe, it's classified as a natural stimulant, meaning it speeds up brain activity. Just make sure nobody else can smell it, because it's pretty strong and everybody will know you have weed on you.

>> No.1493977

>>1493966
YOU STOLE MY DOUBLES YOU BASTARD

>> No.1493970

>>1493961
no

>> No.1493982

You're a troll, but i've got some food, so heres a feed.

You need to begin by understanding the basic foundations of knowledge, maths, english, science, ancient and modern history, geography, art

From these you will undoubtably find one field of genuine interest, rather then just noisy intellectual baggage. From this passion you will delve into the depths of an information ocean.
You want to learn chaos theory? g2Maths
You want to learn about literature? g2englsih
You want to learn Super string theory? g2Science

its thats simple

>> No.1493983

>>1493977

NO HE DINT!

>> No.1493984

>>1493977
the fuck
no falsely accusing people now...

>> No.1493991

>>1493793
it's really quite simple... once you have gaysex the gates open right up, you will instantly be granted the knowledge of the universe, it's the secret of the gaypeople, i think the rule is penis in butt for 10 minutes or penis in mouth for 14 minutes

>> No.1493995

>>1493984
um... you stole my doubles?

>> No.1494002

>>1493974

cool! i will try this
thanks

>> No.1494004

>>1493995
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING

>> No.1494008

>>1494004
wrong one, i was trying to say you stole my doubles so i would get doubles like he did but i refered to the wrong post and that is why it didn't work!

>> No.1494013

>>1493977
you stole my doubles!

>> No.1494037

will doubles make me smart

>> No.1494075

>>1494037
yes. check em

>> No.1494109

Take the bath, mate. All these trolls need to pull their heads out of their arse's. It'll work like a charm, trust me.

>> No.1494610

you know if you take apart the black powder from a firework and smoke it in a pipe, you will become smarter? it is black phosphorus which is a basic component of ones brain