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14822630 No.14822630 [Reply] [Original]

>Proof: It is known...

>> No.14822638

>>14822630
I've seen it in my dream

>> No.14822640

>Proof: It would be absurd for it not to be true

>> No.14822653

>the proof is left as an exercise to the reader

>> No.14822661

>Proof: Obvious to anyone with IQ > 180. Midwits don't need to understand.

>> No.14822676

>>14822640
>Assume it is true until proven untrue.

>> No.14822717
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>>14822630
>go to university exam
>solve all the most difficult problems
>leave the easiest questions unanswered
>simply write: "The proof is left as an exercise for the professor"
>refuse to elaborate
>leave the room 15 minutes before anyone else

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14822737

>Proof: Either the reader understands this result trivially, and so providing a proof is pointless, or the Reader cannot understand the result, and so there is no point in teaching him. And so we provide no proof

>> No.14822889

>Proof: attatched to this paper is a pack of pudding, open the pudding pack and therein you shall find the proof

>> No.14822897

>Professor: In my pocket are 50 slips of paper. One of those slips contains the short proof to this exercise. If one of you are able to pull the correct slip of paper, the proof is yours; but be warned, some of the slips are attached to my penis, so I hope you aren't unused to pulling.

>> No.14822933

>>14822630
Book 1:
> Proof: Refer to Book 2

Book 2:
> Proof: Refer to Book 3

Book 3:
> Proof: Refer to Book 1

>> No.14822985

>Th proof follows immediately from Theorems 2.5, 3.2 and 3.4, Corollary 2.6, and Lemmas 3.6 and 4.1

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>>14822630
>Proof: Please Register An Account To Purchase Your Data-Dollars and sCiENTs Credits To Have Access to Millions of Research-Papers Available to *Rent
>*Research-Papers May Be Out Of Stock At Time Of Purchase, And You May File For A 50% Refund To Be Approved Within (14) Business Days.

>> No.14823138

>>14822653
>>14822933
>>14822985
This shit makes me want to just pirate uni literature from libgen. Student literature HAS to be a legit racket allowed by the government to launder money, with how many editions and all the other garbage they pump out.

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>Proof: You need to prove is not true, the burden is on you even if I make the claim.

>> No.14823363

>>14823343
>Proof: You need to prove is not true, the burden is on you even if I make the claim.
>—Riemann

>> No.14824035

>>14822630
Proof: No.

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14824047

>Proof: this margin is too narrow to contain.
>>14823004
>he studies biology
lol enjoy every publisher absolutely raping the accessibility of your sources