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/sci/ is there any substance I can take to give myself cancer? I want to smoke weed worryfree. I already smoke daily and am 25.

>> No.14778488

Take vaxx + booster every three months and live near a 5G antenna.

>> No.14778523

Lurk on /sci/

>> No.14778528

is ally vaccinated?

>> No.14778539

>>14778479
I almost feel sorry for this femoid. Imagine slowly dying from cancer as you wait to find "love" on Tinder of all places. At this point it's clear that she simply doesn't have the intellect to know better.

>> No.14778554

>>14778539
>Hoping to beat my battle with cancer, but I'm not getting any younger to wait around for love
That's code for she just wants to fuck, sperg.

>> No.14778558
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>>14778479
Cured meats (ham, sausage, hot dogs, pepperoni, salami, beef jerky, bacon, bologna, etc).
La Choy onions sauce (uses acid hydrolysis instead of traditional brewing so the process results in the carcinogen 3-MCPD).
Get sunburned really badly (you can buy a tanning lamp with extra UV-A to UV-B ratio if you're not in a good environment for sun exposure).
Cover your skin in OTC coal tar every day (it's probably safe in short durations and small amounts for psoriasis treatment but it's a known carcinogen when you're exposed more often and longer term).
Buy and expose yourself to benzene (that one's so carcinogenic that The American Petroleum Institute released the statement "it is generally considered that the only absolutely safe concentration for benzene is zero").
Regularly inhale coal or diesel fumes.
Eat out a woman infected with the Epstein-Barr virus.
Go to hundreds of different doctors and get an X-Ray at each visit.

>> No.14778574

>>14778554
>sperg
Your projection couldn't be any more obvious.

>> No.14778578

>>14778558
get infected with helicobacter pylori

>> No.14778786
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14778786

>>14778479
Ironically chemotherapy drugs

>> No.14778819

>>14778479
Is Aly hot? Where's her face?

>> No.14778867

>>14778479
huff benzene

>> No.14778987

>>14778479
Go tanning, smoke, eat as much sugar as possible. Good luck.

>> No.14779425

>>14778479

An old 4chan lolcow, iirc his name was something like Pamperchu, accidentally gave himself cancer through close exposure to microwaved diapers. I think he is dead.

>> No.14779430

>>14778574
>projection
not being able to read between the lines...

>> No.14779435

>>14779430
>more projection

>> No.14779446

>>14779430
She's practically begging for Brad Lite to stay a little longer and not take off as soon as he's done fucking her. Begging in the most pathetic, desperate manner.

>> No.14779448

>>14779435
I'm not that anon, dipshit.

>> No.14779454

>>14779446
and? you need a hand reading her profile? do tell.

>> No.14779460

>>14779454
>and?
And apparently you're so autistic and low-IQ that you're confused even after it's practically spelled out for you.

>> No.14779468

>>14778539
dumb ass goy cattle

>> No.14779471

>>14779468
You are a clincal subhuman.

>> No.14779701

>>14778539
No one (normies) wants to die alone, anon. I guess she wants a relationship before she checks out. Her self deprecating humour puts her miles ahead of other bios I've seen on that wretched site.

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>>14778479

Basically she is reduced to being a cumdump if she wants any affection.
Guys will run away when they realize that her behavior was not drunk behavior but brain cancer damage behavior.

A guy in college picked up this hot drunk chick and they had a one-night stand and he was telling her that he was going to take her to Spring break with him and they would have a great time.
In the morning her drunken behavior did not end, she was mentally challenged and was very excited about being taken on Spring break.
He felt like shit when he realized had banged a retard and she was infatuated with him.

>> No.14779738

>>14779736
She was hot though, so that's cool.

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>>14779738

>> No.14779843

>>14778539
she just wants some dick nigga lmao

>> No.14781661

>I'm dying
>not before I get a Tyrone's cock
do femoids really

>> No.14781684

>>14778479
Get a psychiatrist and tell them you're suffering from anxiety. Call your local dispensary to hook you up with one. Beats having cancer, though if you've gotten to the point where you're willing to have cancer, just to smoke weed, it's high time to quit. (Pun not intended.)

>> No.14781735

>>14779701
>Her self deprecating humour puts her miles ahead of other bios I've seen on that wretched site.
So much. Back when I tried it, I found 90% of the bios or pictures annoying and the remaining 10% were out of my league. OP's gal seems fun, I feel a bit sorry for her. No idea if I could spend time with her, be intimate and then deal with the loss. Maybe on a fwb basis.

>> No.14781773

>>14778479
slipping the screwdriver seems like it could work

>> No.14781790

>>14778488
this. vaxxmaxx. simple as.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0MqctXOuVo

>> No.14781867

>>14778479
*swipes left*

>> No.14782045

Technically, if you find someone compatible who has cancer, he could inject it to you

>> No.14782870

>>14778539
she'll get more dick in those 5 months than i will get pussy in my lifetime. i don't feel pity for her

>> No.14782875

i can fix her

>> No.14785108

>>14782875
Pelvic compressions and saline injections, STAT!