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Pitch meeting, trying to sell The Big Bang Theory as a concept to an alien race from another planet.

>Stars 28 Billion light years away

"Listen bro, the Universe is only 13.7 Billion revolutions of my planet around my star, old, because that's what I came up with, right? -takes long drag of odd self rolled cigarette-... -exhales-... But space expands, because I can't think of any other way to explain this shit." -coughs-

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Alien responding:
"Space... Expands???"
"You mean... The nothingness where no baryonic matter exists, is able to... expand?"
Human replies.
"Yeah bro... It does."
Alien inquires...
"How... How could nothing get... bigger?"
Human responds again... With a dazed look on his face...
"Well it's a word problem dude... Nothing can get bigger, if nothing exists, it's the only thing that can get bigger if something does exist though... Since thermodynamics and all..."

>Alien's fw