[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/sci/ - Science & Math

View post   
File: 73 KB, 400x541, dowg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1476938 No.1476938 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /sci/ I've figured out how to combat the trolls, everyone just say that they're a christian, it's simple, anytime one of these threads come up just spout some jesus shit and if trolls see no atheist comments they might think "well fuck, this boards dried out" and they'll move on.
SO COME ON TOGETHER WE CAN DO IT /SCI/

>> No.1476956

fraid that won't do it, the type of mindset attracted to /sci/ is fundermentally trollable, so even if we all became christains, the trolls would just switch topics and be as bad as ever.

>> No.1476968

Just like Pascal's wager, if u believe in god, u get into heaven, if u don't u die and thats it if there is no god but if there is u go hel, atheists are to stupid to get this

>> No.1477022

I WILL NOT LET THE CHRISTIANS WIN

>> No.1477049

yeah then the trolls would just be all like "pshh but you're presbyterian" and we'd be like "bitch you know i'm a lutheran!" and they'd be all "well you're starting to act like a fucking southern baptist" and then successful troll is successful

>> No.1477051
File: 120 KB, 720x536, 30437_408927564490_791804490_4143146_95949_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
1477051

>>1476968

>> No.1477056

Even if we could do it, newfags would be lost.