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>If you think you understand penises, you don't understand penises.

wtf was his problem?

>> No.14767895

Academia is useless, no one in it actually understands pensises.

>> No.14767900

If science understood penises then they'd figure out how to change its size

>> No.14767922

>>14767868
>scientists in the 50s predict that even at small energies the penison can affect the woman field
>No perturbation at lower energy levels has ever been found

hmmm

>> No.14767936

>>14767868
Penises are an extremely complex hydraulic skeleton. He's right.

>> No.14767954

Penises. How do they work?

Sensations attract attention, attention produces sensations, energy moves from the brain to the penis and back, until the penis, somehow, gets charged.

I wonder what other areas can be charged through this trick...

>> No.14767988

There's only one big benis facading as a lot of individual ones

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>>14767988
>>14767922
>the penis is an elementary particle, specifically, it exists as a perturbation - energy - in the penile field
>it was hypothesized as early as the spring of 1940 that all penises and antipenises are actually manifestations of a single penis moving backwards and forwards in time
>penises and antipenises constantly emerge and annihilate in otherwise empty space (this empty space is called "quantum foam" or more commonly in this context "quantum sauce")
>when the penis and the antipenis pair meet, as it must eventually do, it emits a babyon and the man's life is ruined

>> No.14768049

>>14768003
>Cuck physicists postulate the existence of dark penises which make up most penis mass in the univrse

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>>14767868
Considering that most Americans don't know what a foreskin is, most Americans not understanding penises is an accurate statement.

>> No.14768712

>>14767868
It used to be understood there are vaginas and penises. Then somebody came up with the idea of the vagina-penis duality, which says that everything is a vagina, but when you look at it it's a penis.

>> No.14769153

>>14767868
he's right, in physics we don't waste our time asking about why

>shut up and wash your penis

>> No.14769163

https://i.4cdn.org/sci/1660246485411998.pdf

>> No.14769733

>>14769163
Based knower.

>> No.14770645

>I think, therefore I have a penis.

>> No.14770667

>Now I am become Bob, the destroyer of Vagene.

>Only two things are infinite, my penis and woman stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.