Are we the baddies?

[Anonymous No.14733458]

Now that it has been revealed that we uncritically worship a PIECE OF CHORIZO SALAMI in the name of our faith, holy Science, is it time to admit that maybe we are insane in the membrane? What else are we wrong about? Are we also worshiping dog turds? What else did we knowingly lie about because it gave us good science feelings to virtue signal about how much we Believe with our "geek nerd" brains?

Well?

We literally worship SALAMI as a religious science experience.

[Anonymous No.14733469]

I am a geek nerd, in my utmost geekery I worship the SALAMI. I also worship BACON. I am in nerdery doing my best to serve the holy faith of science, NERD OUT.

[Anonymous No.14733470]

>>14733458
>we
Speak for yourself.

[Anonymous No.14733472]

>>14733470
You worshiped it as well. It was hugely viral in the science faith circles. You'll never live this down, salami worshiper.

[Anonymous No.14733489]

>>14733472
>worshipped
I never worshipped anything in my life. When the first JWST pictures dropped I though "huh, neat". I didn't see the chorizo (not salami, you Italocuck) until after it was revealed. The first article I saw was something like "French scientist reveals prank"

[Anonymous No.14733497]

>>14733489
Imagine coping so hard you don't even feel comfortable admitting it while fucking anonymous on 4chan.

Oh my gawd I am laughing. At you. Have a great weekend, retard.

Or "the narwhal chorizos at midnight" as they say in scientific BIG GEEK NERD circles.

[Anonymous No.14733504]

Top science worshiper admits 'space telescope image' was actually a slice of chorizo

>Étienne Klein, a celebrated physicist and director at France's Alternative Energies and Atomic Energy Commission, shared the image of the spicy Spanish sausage on Twitter last week, praising the "level of detail" it provided.
"Picture of Proxima Centauri, the nearest star to the Sun, located 4.2 light years away from us. It was taken by the James Webb Space Telescope. This level of detail... A new world is unveiled everyday," he told his more than 91,000 followers on Sunday.

>Things, however, were not quite as they seemed.

[Anonymous No.14733651]

>>14733458
based frog

his next hoax should be something that will actually cause redditor dieoff

[Anonymous No.14733656]

>>14733458
>we uncritically worship
nope, the scam was exposed within 24h.
use your brain sometimes

[Anonymous No.14733665]

>>14733656
He had to admit it was chorizo because all the "geek nerds" with "big geeked brains" engaged in "geekery" with "science" as part of "nerddom" and started WORSHIPING THE SALAMI to virtua signal about being "geeked out about science" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.14733690]

>>14733458
> The picture of a slice of chorizo is a recurring hoax, notably used a few years ago in a joke about the dark side of the moon. “A hoax has an educational virtue, it shows our ability to be duped. It questions our relationship to sources. We saw, during the Covid pandemic, that certain isolated scientists could publish untruths without being contradicted." He wonders why his fake image was 'much more liked' than the real JWST pictures he previously shared on Twitter.

We're not the baddies, the baddies are people who produce disinformation for propaganda and not as a joke. Like the antivaxxers.
He's just warning us to be less dumb when we read things.

[Anonymous No.14733704]

>>14733690
>be less dumb when we read things
it will be the death of /sci

[Anonymous No.14733716]

>>14733458
>he doesn't worship salame
You mutts have no food culture whatsoever

[Anonymous No.14733733]

>>14733458
that's a pretty funny practical joke

[Anonymous No.14733754]

>>14733458
Yes, scientists are professional liars, conmen, idolatrers, who abandoned Jesus Christ in order to worship money, who make up garbage like mankind being an evolved monkey.

[Anonymous No.14733761]

>>14733690
did you learn something?

[Anonymous No.14733794]

>>14733761
What do the acts of a random
German shepherd have to do with science communication?

[Anonymous No.14733827]

Go back to your containment board, incel.

[Anonymous No.14733890]

>>14733827
Stop raping children, pedophile

[Anonymous No.14734015]

>>14733690
>I was only pretending to be ̶s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶ a liar!

[Anonymous No.14734312]

>>14733458
Maybe if social media wasn't filled with illiterate, anti-science morons talking about things they don't understand, then this wouldn't be an issue. Yeah, you can blame the guy who posted the photo, but you should also blame the schizos who saw it and actually thought it was a star.

[Anonymous No.14734355]

>Trust the experts
>It's your fault for trusting the experts
Amazing!

[Anonymous No.14734392]

>>14733458
salami is delicious, I don't feel bad about worshipping it

[Anonymous No.14734769]

i love processed meat and meat byproducts

[Anonymous No.14734781]

your thread is garbage and also not science or math

[Anonymous No.14734900]

>>14733665
>i have no argument
>TANTRUM TIME

[Anonymous No.14734995]

The absolute state of a $10B telescope

[Anonymous No.14736761]

>>14733458
yes, you are the baddie

get the fuck off this board

[Anonymous No.14736865]

>>14733458
All hail the glorious salami.

[Anonymous No.14737467]

You WILL trust the science

I can't believe my bones are made out of salami I fucking love the science

[Anonymous No.14737522]

>>14733472
Any caps of this going viral? I want to laugh.

[Anonymous No.14737528]

>>14734769
https://youtu.be/S6eqqOhETeM

[Anonymous No.14737654]

>>14733458
If you can't differentiate a slice of sausage from celestial bodies you are retarded and don't deserve a voice

[Anonymous No.14737668]

>>14733458
>apologizes for fooling public
wtf? the tweet of the sausage slice and the tweet revealing the joke were made back-to-back. What the fuck does he have to apologize for?

https://nitter.rako.space/EtienneKlein/status/1553779203652435970#m

[Anonymous No.14737679]

>>14733665
>>14733754
>>14737522
He admitted it was a joke upfront. The media is blowing this completely out of proportion, probably because they're mad that he's telling people to be skeptical of what they read online even if it comes from a scientist.