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Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:06:58 2010 No.1471854 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:08:58 2010 No.1471864 Would you herp a hundred derps for a million hurrdurr? OP would.

Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:19:58 2010 No.1471956

There would definitely have to be some rules and regulations.

1. Clean fucking dicks. By that, I mean no smegma or AIDS. No sweat or stinky cum either.
2. Foreskin or no foreskin, it doesn't fucking matter
3. No niggers
4. No ugly men, no fat men, no muscular men
5. Preferably feminine men such as traps, but girly looking men is fine too.
6. I get to suck the dicks whenever I want, not consecutively
7. I am not liable to drink the cum

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:21:58 2010 No.1471972 >>1471956 Also: 8. No-one must know about it 9. I shall receive the money tax-free

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:22:58 2010 No.1471977 >>1471970 An engineer would.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:23:58 2010 No.1471982 >>1471956 For me, they must be circumcised. Otherwise, that plus: >>1471972 will do for me. $10,000 a piece? Fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:23:58 2010 No.1471984 yes yes yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:27:58 2010 No.1472009 >>1471956 >>1471972 1. Yes 2. Yes 3. No, 100 dicks are pooled from random men 4. No its random 5. Random so maybe 6. Yes 7. Yes 8. Depends if the dicks remember your face 9. Depends on where you live

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:28:58 2010 No.1472012 >>1471970 >1000000 dicks You know how long that would take?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:36:58 2010 No.1472052 >>1472012 depending on whether it's until cum, on the people, on the skill. If it takes ten minutes to make one cum, it takes over 38 years of 12 hours per day. If you're more skilled and use every waking hour, it takes only a bit over five years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 00:59:58 2010 No.1472233 File: 51 KB, 504x586, 20100703.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1472012 If your hardcore gay, or an engineer you probably wouldn't care!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 04:57:58 2010 No.1473677 >>1472233 That's correct.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:02:58 2010 No.1473693 I would if i could like go to a cubical with a glory hole and a line of 10 guys, and do that 10 times. Also clean dicks, no niggers, and i don't have swallow. They would never see me, and i'd be payed in cash, off the books.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:03:58 2010 No.1473695 only faggots dont want to swallow, fucking faggots

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:05:58 2010 No.1473700 >>1473693 Fag. I'd never suck any dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:07:58 2010 No.1473712 No

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:11:58 2010 No.1473725 >>1473700 but you would suck corporate americas dick for 30 years, only to end up with a few hundred thousand dolllars?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:13:58 2010 No.1473735 >>1473712 Keep denying being a faggot, bro.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:16:58 2010 No.1473741 Yes,and I would enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:18:58 2010 No.1473746 >>1473693 Me again I'm attracted to women, not men.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:22:58 2010 No.1473755 >>1473746 Sure, okay. Since you know so much about gay glory holes and all... and the desire to suck 10 guys straight... No doubt you're straight.

Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:26:58 2010 No.1473762

>>1473755
>Since you know so much about gay glory holes and all...
The concept of a glory hole isn't a difficult one.

>and the desire to suck 10 guys straight...
Its actually the desire to get a million dollars, seeing that i'm on unemployment, and i like money. I figured 10 at a time is a fair amount, some other guy said it would take 10 minutes each, so i could prob do that in 2-3 hours

>No doubt you're straight.
yep

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:28:58 2010 No.1473766 >>1473700 >>1473746 >>1473755 >implying sucking 100 dicks is homosex

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:29:58 2010 No.1473769 EE here. SHIT! I'd pay twice that to suck a million dicks.

>>	None !!3VK4v6TnuDz Sat Jul 24 05:32:58 2010 No.1473776 In a new york minute. Win/Win I love sucking dicks.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:33:58 2010 No.1473779 Sure I'd suck 100 dicks, no one said it had to be to orgasm so I should be done in 15 minutes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:34:58 2010 No.1473782 If I knew they were clean, yes, and I'm male and not gay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:35:58 2010 No.1473784 >>1473779 Apparently OP did. You just don't have to drink it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:41:58 2010 No.1473809 >>1473735 It's not that I wouldn't suck dicks, it's that I don't want the money

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:42:58 2010 No.1473812 Sadly, I don't have a million dollars :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:46:58 2010 No.1473821 >>1473809 Why not? Your parents has a lot?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:49:58 2010 No.1473836 >>1473821 money changes people man

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 Sat Jul 24 05:50:58 2010 No.1473837 NAH. NOT THAT I WON'T SUCK DICK, JUST NOT FOR MONEY.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 05:51:58 2010 No.1473842 >>1473837 SOMEONE ALREADY MADE THE JOKE. SOMEONE ELSE DID ALSO. GOOOO FUUUCCCCCCKKKKK YOURSELF.

>>	MR. RAGE !D9l9S8Lio6 Sat Jul 24 05:52:58 2010 No.1473846 >>1473842 I WASN'T MAKING A JOKE, JUST RESPONDING TO THE QUESTION. I HAVE A FEELING THE MONEY-CHANGES-PEOPLE ANONYMOUS AND I ARE RUNNING ON DIFFERING LOGIC, THOUGH.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 06:01:58 2010 No.1473866 I CAN'T PAY 1 MILLION DOLLARS!! WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?? HOW ABOUT I PAY 200?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 06:04:58 2010 No.1473873 >>1471854 no one seems to be offering the millions dollars, OP, ever since ur mum has been sucking dicks for free

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 06:14:58 2010 No.1473910 >>1473873 There is so much mad and gay denial in you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 06:32:58 2010 No.1473972 That's why I like being friends with engineers. Since they're huge faggots, they'd suck the dicks for free and give me the money while I film. I could then sell the films to other engineers and earn even more money.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 06:53:58 2010 No.1474003 YES. $300,000 on therapy and hookers to get my manhood back $700,000 means I won't have to do any real work again

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 06:54:58 2010 No.1474004 >>1474003 >$300,000 on therapy and hookers to get my manhood back Why not just get a PhD in math instead?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 07:03:58 2010 No.1474019 Yes,i'd suck 100 dicks for free, let alone 1mill

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 07:13:58 2010 No.1474030 >>1474004 wouldn't that entail sucking dicks for 4 years straight?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 07:15:58 2010 No.1474033 >>1471854 >>1471854 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 07:16:58 2010 No.1474034 >implying all /sci/borgs are malec

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 07:17:58 2010 No.1474037 >>1471956 >>1471972 I would reduce the amount by 1000 for each rule.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 07:18:58 2010 No.1474040 >>1474034 >>1474034 >>1474034 ya women cant science >>/ck/ go home.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 07:21:58 2010 No.1474047 >>1471854 no one's offering the millions dollars, OP, ever since ur mum started sucking dicks for free

Anonymous Sat Jul 24 08:58:58 2010 No.1474255

>>1471854
There is no point in thinking about his, it will never happen. Just like if i said could i torture you to the edge of insanity for $1million would you do it?

It will NOT happen. and the only reason to ask such a question is recruit gays by forcing people to think about perversion.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 09:06:58 2010 No.1474265 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 09:06:58 2010 No.1474266 File: 119 KB, 422x599, 1278073977666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1474255

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 09:11:58 2010 No.1474276 >>1473725 lol brilliant.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 09:14:58 2010 No.1474281 THATS A LOTTA NUTS

>>	Nergal !XkNeRgALvk Sat Jul 24 09:28:58 2010 No.1474315 >>1474266 >Censor bar Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 09:48:58 2010 No.1474366 >>1474315 It's how Japan works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 24 09:51:58 2010 No.1474375 I'm so fucking broke, I might do that in a heartbeat.

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