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1468775 No.1468775 [Reply] [Original]

You wake up in the morning and find yourself back to back in bed with an unconscious violinist. A famous unconscious violinist. He has been found to have a fatal kidney ailment, and the Society of Music Lovers has canvassed all the available medical records and found that you alone have the right blood type to help. They have therefore kidnapped you, and last night the violinist’s circulatory system was plugged into yours, so that your kidneys can be used to extract poisons from his blood as well as your own. [If he is unplugged from you now, he will die; but] in nine months he will have recovered from his ailment, and can safely be unplugged from you.

>> No.1468787

and?

>> No.1468798

that would suck!

i had better get some flowers or something once those nine months are up

>> No.1468815

you realize we have this thing called dialysis, right?

>> No.1468853

fuck you get out of my Bioethics class you nigger

>> No.1468910

Actually, I wake up in the morning...

...feeling like P diddy.