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5:00PM EST / 2:00PM PST
Live streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvdGjIO6US8
https://youtu.be/21X5lGlDOfg

>> No.14645354 [DELETED] 

fake

>> No.14645365 [DELETED] 

i HECKIN love science
this will totally change my life!

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>it like i'm really on reddit

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>>14645349
uohhhhhhhh

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Will my IQ increase if I watch this?

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SPACE SPACE SPACE!

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>>14645349
didnt see the sticky
dear mod please delete the other thread i created a couple of mins ago thx

>> No.14645376 [DELETED] 

/sp/ reporting. hyped.

>> No.14645377 [DELETED] 

>>14645349
sneed

>> No.14645379 [DELETED] 

>>14645372
yes master

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>>14645349
>>14645354
>>14645365
>>14645366
>>14645367
>>14645368
>>14645369
>>14645372
>>14645376
>>14645377
*leans into mic*
UhhhhhhhhH
I JUST WANNA SAY ONE THING
FUCK
NIGGERS
*crowd goes wild*
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A
NIGGER AND A JANNY?
A JANNY WORKS AND DOESN'T GET PAID
WHILE A NIGGER GETS PAID AND DOESN'T
WORK
*crowd is laughing and hollering, several black
gentlemen are taken outside and shot in the head*
WHY DID WE START HANGING WINDCHIMES
INSTEAD OF NIGGERS?
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THE SOUNDS A
WINDCHIME MAKES
*crowd is laughing so hard the 13th amendment is
revoked*
WHERE WAS THE JANNIE'S GIRLFRIEND
HIDING?
UNDER HIS PAYCHECK!
*crowd begin actively killing janitors*
THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! YOU'VE BEEN A
GREAT CROWD!
[USER WAS BASED AND REDPILLED FOR THIS
POST]

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>>14645349
>images
>implying

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>>14645367
nice repost, you are too low to make OC, so you do stupid boring reposts instead. lol@ur IQ

>> No.14645387 [DELETED] 

NASA's website says 5:30 PM.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHATS THE HOLD UP

>> No.14645392 [DELETED] 

>>14645349
Black kid asking about breathing equipment so he doesn't get Floyd'd. Smart boy.

>> No.14645394 [DELETED] 

HOLD HOLD HOLD

>> No.14645397 [DELETED] 

I know we won't see shit, but if we actually did find an alien structure, how would you guys feel?

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>>14645387
BUT ANON I

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>>14645387
NASA said JWST would launch in 2007 and cost less than half a billion dollars

>> No.14645404 [DELETED] 

Delayed as Biden forgot his diapers and started sharting for the stress

>> No.14645405 [DELETED] 

this better fucking be worth it, dorks

>> No.14645406 [DELETED] 

>>14645397
relieved that i got to see it in my lifetime

>> No.14645407 [DELETED] 

these kids omg go away let me see the aliens

>> No.14645408 [DELETED] 

>>14645397
disappointed that i was born to late to ever visit it or research it but itd be cool i guess. nice thing to talk about after how shit everything on planet earth is right now

>> No.14645409 [DELETED] 

>>14645405
it wont be

>> No.14645412 [DELETED] 

How fucking difficult can it be to release a picture on time? It's a fucking picture, just post it online.

>> No.14645413 [DELETED] 

>>14645405
Nope, meteorite fucked it up

>> No.14645414 [DELETED] 

>>14645397
if i cant fuck them i dont care

>> No.14645415 [DELETED] 

>sticky
>26 posts
lol
lmao, even

>> No.14645417 [DELETED] 

>>14645407
KENDALL ASKED A GOOD QUESTION THOUGH!

>> No.14645419 [DELETED] 

>>14645415
/sci/ is dead

>> No.14645420 [DELETED] 

>>14645412
>NASA
>On time

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Where the fug is it

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>>14645421
they need another $1billion for aerospace grade picture printing

>> No.14645428 [DELETED] 

>>14645367
Young universe's galaxies and Stars, erotic.

>> No.14645429 [DELETED] 

>me, 7 years ago
>oh boy i can't wait to see what kinda heccin sciencearino neato cool pictures Le James Webb Telescope brings me!! science RULES!
>me, now
>i sure would like to see a meteor obliterate this pile of taxpayer hogshit

>> No.14645431 [DELETED] 

fucking kids asking basic bitch questions

>> No.14645432 [DELETED] 

>>14645421
they need to shoop out all the ayyys

>> No.14645434 [DELETED] 

>>14645421
last minute instagram filter adjustment

>> No.14645435 [DELETED] 

>>14645412
biden craped himself again
(((they))) need to clean him and change his diapers

>> No.14645436 [DELETED] 

>>14645419
it got ruined a bit by other boards I think. I remember awhile ago this place even had cool science streams regularly on synctube / cytube and people would watch. But it has always been a low activity board too

>>14645379
>he actually did it
tybm

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>>14645368
>Will my IQ increase if I watch this?

Yes!
Mine went up almost 10 points, now I have a 97 IQ !!!

>> No.14645442 [DELETED] 

>>14645349
Listen

Listen to me

I need aliens

I need megastructures

please

i have nothing left

>> No.14645443 [DELETED] 

>>14645431
>fucking kids asking basic bitch questions
you'd think they could google shit by now
kids these days

>> No.14645446 [DELETED] 

Joe forgot he had to do this and hes being awaken from his nap shortly It's joever afterall

>> No.14645448 [DELETED] 

how much evidence of aliens are we expecting to see in this first picture?

>> No.14645450 [DELETED] 

>>14645429
So you want all that hard work and money to go to absolute waste? Bravo anon, and before you say that it already is, no it's fucking not, we will gain important data from this.

>> No.14645451 [DELETED] 

they must've been talking about a different 5pm eastern

>> No.14645452 [DELETED] 

>>14645442
tfw no dyson megastructure sun stealer alien civilization gf

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>>14645420
IS THERE TIME IN SPACE ANON?

>> No.14645460 [DELETED] 

start stream REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.14645461 [DELETED] 

>>14645450
>So you want all that hard work and money to go to absolute waste?
Yes. I want to see it burn and I want to see human garbage like you suffer.

>we will gain important data from this.
bahahahaha

>> No.14645462 [DELETED] 

Poor kids ask just as good of questions as white kids.

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this is not ebin

>> No.14645466 [DELETED] 

Photo reveal has been delayed to 2029.

>> No.14645469 [DELETED] 

>>14645460
it's delayed by 30 mins, until 5:30

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>5:30

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>>14645349
Snooze zzzzzzzz

>> No.14645473 [DELETED] 

this thread is moving so slow everyone will notice I'm gay

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>20 more minutes of this shit

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>>14645464
the music in the NASA stream is boppin
picrel

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>>14645469
well shit now what am i gonna do

>> No.14645477 [DELETED] 

>>14645450
>we will gain important data from this
How much of an arrogant, entitled twat do you have to be to think any of this shit is "important" in 2022.

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>>14645470
Fuckin feds

>> No.14645480 [DELETED] 

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5miTxBDwyYw

>> No.14645483 [DELETED] 

>>14645475
fuck yeah beep boop music

>> No.14645485 [DELETED] 

>>14645477
>it's not important because it doesn't matter to ME
>you're very arrogant btw and so entitled and self-centered

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>>14645461
You sound like a sad petty piece of shit anon, i feel sorry for you.

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what if it's shit?

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>>14645475
YEAH!

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>>14645461
wow so edge

>> No.14645492 [DELETED] 

>>14645448
Word is they actually EVA photo bombed an entire study. Cambridge University are beside themselves.

>> No.14645493 [DELETED] 

>>14645485
>>14645486
>I WONDER HOW MANY RADIO WAVES URANUS IS EMITTING
>THIS WILL TOTALLY HELP MY CULTURE SURVIVE TOTAL ECONOMIC COLLAPSE AND ETHNIC REPLACEMENT
>I HECKIN LOVE PICTURES OF PIXEL STARS AND MUTILATING CHILDREN!

>> No.14645496 [DELETED] 

A thread died for this

>> No.14645498 [DELETED] 

>>14645488
are you kidding? 99% chance its gonna be shit

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>>14645431
What exactly did you expect from kids?

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>>14645483
>>14645489
*boop* *boop* *click* *boop* *boop* *click* *boop* *boop* *click*

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>>14645475
woooooooo

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>>14645489
go the fuck back to the happenings thread retard

>> No.14645506 [DELETED] 

>>14645485
You're literally human garbage if you think this shit is important. Majority of the country living hand to mouth and crippled by taxation to dump billions on a piece of floating space garbage to take pictures of twinkly lights. Fucking end yourself.

>> No.14645508 [DELETED] 

Mods should take the opportunity to permanently ban all the >actually science is le bad posters itt, it'd really clean up this board

>> No.14645509 [DELETED] 

Thread is so slow everyone will know that homosexuality is a mental illness.
For upwards of 70 years the American Psychiatric Association classified it as a mental disorder. However in the early 1970s, homosexual activists campaigned violently against the APA, protesting at their offices and at annual meetings from 1970 to 1973. In 1973 the Board of Trustees caved in and voted to remove homosexuality as a disorder category from their diagnostic manual, a decision ratified by 58% of the general APA membership the following year. Since then the APA has updated its DSM and has openly renounced its former position.
The homosexual protesters disrupted the APA conference by interrupting speakers and shouting down and ridiculing psychiatrists who viewed homosexuality as a mental disorder. In 1971, gay rights activist Frank Kameny worked with the Gay Liberation Front to demonstrate against the APA’s convention. At the 1971 conference, Kameny grabbed the microphone and yelled, “Psychiatry is the enemy incarnate!! Psychiatry has waged a relentless war of extermination against us!! You may take this as a declaration of war against you!!”

>> No.14645510 [DELETED] 

>>14645506
have you tried not being poor?

>> No.14645511 [DELETED] 

Biden's announcement proudly sponsored by Uber

>> No.14645512 [DELETED] 

>>14645493
bro just enjoy the pretty space pictures and stop being so sad all the time

>> No.14645513 [DELETED] 

>>14645499
Answer : we spent most of the budget on diversity hires

>> No.14645514 [DELETED] 

>>14645493
Off the meds again i see?

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>>14645508
Based

>> No.14645517 [DELETED] 

>>14645415
its glownigger propaganda thats why it gets a sticky
mods = fags who got busted with child porn collections and who will go to prison if they don't comply with the glownigger propaganda directives

>> No.14645518 [DELETED] 

>>14645508
>waaah free expression isn't going my way, i want totalitarian control to force le happy smiles!
Oh yeah tell me more about how you'd make the board "better"

>> No.14645519 [DELETED] 

>>14645498
I'm just here to see how Biden will somehow manage to fuck it up.

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I'm just going to dump some cool space pics to drown out the schizos

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first Hubble photo for reference

>> No.14645525 [DELETED] 

DELAYED TO 5:30
>DELAYED TO 5:30
DELAYED TO 5:30
>DELAYED TO 5:30
DELAYED TO 5:30
>DELAYED TO 5:30

>> No.14645527 [DELETED] 

>>14645512
I've already seen pretty space pictures before. We have enough. Adding more garbage to that pile isn't going to change the fact you're not going to have a country or a place to live in 5 years time.

>> No.14645528 [DELETED] 

Post butthole pics

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>>14645527
>implying im american

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>>14645515
What a beauty. So phallic. So big. So nice.

>> No.14645536 [DELETED] 

what do i do if i dont like science

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>>14645477
>>14645461
/pol/ 3 years ago openly wept over the fire at notra dame lamenting the loss of pieces of European cultural heritage . /pol/ now just kind of wants to see everything burn
What the hell happened to those people in three years?

>> No.14645544 [DELETED] 

will this be in color or infrared like the one in this post?

>>14645531

>> No.14645545 [DELETED] 

>>14645531
holy shit

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>>14645528

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>>14645521
That's pretty cute.

>> No.14645549 [DELETED] 

>>14645536
you definitely go to the science board and post about it. lol

>> No.14645551 [DELETED] 

it's just some tourist mad that Biden's showing up for this

>> No.14645553 [DELETED] 

>>14645542
heavens gate?

>> No.14645552 [DELETED] 

>>14645536
Then go watch fox news or whatever thing you people do ordinarily.

>> No.14645554 [DELETED] 

>>14645506
I'd say you first but you already seem broken and dead inside, yes this project has been an absolute shitshow but we've done it finally, to want it all to fail now is far worse than not doing it at all to begin with, stop being a petty cunt and instead hope for the best instead of wishing things to go wrong because you cannot control your enraged emotions like a child.

>> No.14645555 [DELETED] 

>>14645544
color

>> No.14645557 [DELETED] 

>>14645551
It's the same shill that has been seething about it for literally years now

>> No.14645558 [DELETED] 

>>14645543
Once you understand that there is no going back, that reform of the system is no longer possible or even desirable, you embrace accelerationism, a philosophy like Ellul's or Linkola's.

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>>14645543
/pol/ has always been filled with losers who don't really care about anything and just want to watch the fireworks.

>> No.14645561 [DELETED] 

>>14645544
They're advertised as "full color pictures" so... Do know that "full color" probabñly means a lot of tinkering on photoshop to make an aproximation to real life.

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>>14645506
The billions went into a bloated socialist work program more than anything.

>> No.14645563 [DELETED] 

We expecting full res???

>> No.14645567 [DELETED] 

>>14645499
more then asking how do you eat, drink n shit in space for the thousandth time. i mean fuck the fat kid asked how do you get food to the space station like wtf they pray to a pagan god for a bountiful harvest

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>> No.14645570 [DELETED] 

>>14645506
imagine being this dumb. the money spent on this wouldnt make a dent in the problems you are talking about. all that money would get sucked up by politicians, ceos, heads of charity, economic planners and other middling riff raff.

poverty in the west isnt a money problem, its a people problem. do you know how much food is thrown out during production? do you know how strongly people fight against affordable shelter, housing, education and healthcare? none of these things are just 'money' problems

>> No.14645572 [DELETED] 

>>14645562
jamie pull up the obese negro complaining about space programs in the 1960s

>> No.14645573 [DELETED] 

>>14645563
One pixel at least.

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>>14645349
AALLLRRIGGHHTTTT
WHAT ARE WE EXPECTING BROS?

>> No.14645576 [DELETED] 

>>14645573
kino

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>>14645570
>no uh akshually it's ok to use violence to cripple the population economically because if we didn't build floating space garbage it would just end up in another politician's pocket!

>> No.14645583 [DELETED] 

>>14645563
Yes they're going to publish a full res real-scale picture of the whole observable universe in 5 minutes.

>> No.14645585 [DELETED] 

>>14645536
*DOES SCIENCE TO YOU*

>> No.14645587 [DELETED] 

>>14645506
Science does not care about your feelings retarded fucking caveman cynic

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Aliens
>>14645574

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>> No.14645592 [DELETED] 

i've never liked telescopes ever since my father shoved one up my rectum as a small boy. but maybe this one will be different.

>> No.14645594 [DELETED] 

witnessed

>> No.14645595 [DELETED] 

>>14645574
Biden make some joke and nobody laugh, awkwardly introduce a picture of some nebula and mumble something unintelligible, everybody claps.

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>>14645499
>>14645529
Did seeing some black kinds in your screen get your panties in a twist?

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>>14645506
>>14645582
This nigga crying, pissing, pooping, shitting, and whailing
take your (You)'s and leave, beggar

>> No.14645601 [DELETED] 

>>14645592
sorry son, it's heading out of orbit now straight for your asshole.

>> No.14645602 [DELETED] 

>>14645579
I remember trying this in a browser game and I could never get it done

>> No.14645604 [DELETED] 

>>14645570
Fuck affordable housing, all it does is move blacks and druggies into neighbourhoods. Cut the chaff and insteadincrease labour value

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>>14645555
nice quads

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>>14645574
full alien bussy

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>> No.14645617 [DELETED] 

>>14645604
we only went to the moon because we coasted on NSDAP achievements
we need to have a long hard think about that fact if we want to go again, let alone go to Mars

>> No.14645620 [DELETED] 

>>14645599
lil canadarm stickin out the side

>> No.14645621 [DELETED] 

>>14645543
>/pol/ 3 years ago openly wept over the fire at notra dame lamenting the loss of pieces of European cultural heritage . /pol/ now just kind of wants to see everything burn
Gee, I wonder why. It's almost like it's utterly futile to care anymore because no one is doing anything to stop it, least of all the people with the power to do so. Notre Dame burned, and we wept, and.. what happened then? They're rebuilding it as a pozzed hellhole beyond your worst nightmares. Don't you fucking tell me there's any hypocrisy from my end.

>>14645587
>SCIENCE ROOLZ!
There is absolutely no value whatsoever to this garbage. None of this is going to help our condition.

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>> No.14645627 [DELETED] 

USA USA USA

>> No.14645628 [DELETED] 

Is Biden dead?

>> No.14645632 [DELETED] 

>>14645621
the west is being filled with people who are incapable of helping their own conditions, by design

>> No.14645634 [DELETED] 

>5:30
>didnt start yet

>> No.14645636 [DELETED] 

where the fuck are they

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>> No.14645640 [DELETED] 

>>14645543
It's the natural progression for a place that is constantly having a contest on who can be the edgiest.

>> No.14645642 [DELETED] 

>>14645614
what is this showing
is this a real video or CGI

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GUBMINT

>> No.14645647 [DELETED] 

Why is the old man always late

>> No.14645648 [DELETED] 

>>14645628
taking a nap

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JOEEE

>> No.14645650 [DELETED] 

>>14645621
Your condition does not matter, if you hate your shit life so much why don't you kys honest question

>> No.14645653 [DELETED] 

WHY AINT IT BEGININ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14645654 [DELETED] 

>>14645627
Imagine if it's actually aliens. We'd be the FIRST country to detect alien life. USA #1 in ALL respects

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>>14645642
Progress launch filmed from the ISS. Not CGI

>> No.14645656 [DELETED] 

>>14645621
>It's almost like it's utterly futile to care anymore bec
Or you're just a kid chasing after the most controversial opinion.

>> No.14645657 [DELETED] 

JOE BIDEN
JOE BIDEN WAKE UP

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>mfw 5:32

>> No.14645659 [DELETED] 

>>14645653
ONE MOMENT PLEASE!

>> No.14645660 [DELETED] 

>Started streaming on Dec 28, 2018
What is this CERN bullshit I see before my very eyes

>> No.14645661 [DELETED] 

Joe fell over again

>> No.14645662 [DELETED] 

>thinking that they were actually going to release photos today
>thinking that they'll release photos ever
>thinking space is real

>> No.14645663 [DELETED] 

>>14645628
I was about to say the same thing? What if Biden has just collapsed and died? Fucking Hell imagine.

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>> No.14645665 [DELETED] 

Did they stuck Biden's wheelchair on a carpet or something?

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>>14645657
Sad how that's one of the few pieces of kino from President Senile's tenure.

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has this retard's meds worn off?

>> No.14645670 [DELETED] 

>>14645657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7YYpnk14VU

>> No.14645671 [DELETED] 

>$9.7 billion for some pictures

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JOE BIDEN WAKE UP

>> No.14645674 [DELETED] 

>>14645660
aliens were discovered 4 years ago, we're just now declassifying them

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>> No.14645676 [DELETED] 

These NASA jams are sick.

>> No.14645678 [DELETED] 

>>14645676
>du du du tu ru tu tu tu

>> No.14645680 [DELETED] 

Joe hurry the fuck up. It's 10:35 in bongland and I have work tomorrow

>> No.14645682 [DELETED] 

JOE BIDEN
WAKE UPPPP

>> No.14645679 [DELETED] 

its been an honor beep booping with y'all

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>meanwhile

>> No.14645684 [DELETED] 

>>14645671
High resolution pictures of your mums colossal ass

>> No.14645685 [DELETED] 

THE MUSIC REPEATED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14645687 [DELETED] 

>>14645675
wtf they just stop?

>> No.14645688 [DELETED] 

what a convenient distraction

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>>14645669
>>14645673
for fuck's sake

>> No.14645694 [DELETED] 

>>14645667
this shit was so unbelievably tite

>> No.14645693 [DELETED] 

do do doot doot doot

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>> No.14645696 [DELETED] 

reminder these pictures will only amaze you if you're capable of putting them in context.

>> No.14645697 [DELETED] 

>>14645542
I just realised the ISS must fucking reek. A bunch of people cramped in recirculated air that can only wash themselves with tiny damp rags.

>> No.14645698 [DELETED] 

JOE WAKE UP!!

>> No.14645699 [DELETED] 

>>14645632
Exactly why I don't give a shit about trying to save this cesspool anymore. I gave two decades of my prime adult years believing this world was worth saving, and getting nothing for it but betrayal. There's nothing more pathetic than watching a bunch of coddled retards who don't even know how bad things are getting jumping around like giddy retarded söychildren over bing bing wahoo star pictures and thinking this is somehow "important" to our future, when they're not going to HAVE a future.

>>14645650
>waah your opinion hurts my feelings *expresses urge for violence*
Cognitive dissonance at work. You can't rationalize to yourself why this garbage is important so your infantile chimp brain just wants to smash.

>> No.14645700 [DELETED] 

WAKE UP JOE

>> No.14645701 [DELETED] 

WHERE IS IT?

>> No.14645702 [DELETED] 

Joe Biden Joe biden wake up. James Webb picture you must show.

>> No.14645703 [DELETED] 

>>14645696
the thing is. its very hard

>> No.14645705 [DELETED] 

WHAT IS MR PRESIDENT DOING?!??!!?!!?!?!?!?!!?

>> No.14645704 [DELETED] 

>>14645697
>A bunch of people cramped in recirculated air that can only wash themselves with tiny damp rags.

haha yeah, wouldn't it suck to be stuck up there for a month with a dozen female astronauts haha

>> No.14645709 [DELETED] 

>>14645687
That's just RS-25s gimbaling during a static fire to test them.

>> No.14645713 [DELETED] 

>>14645699
>le world is doomed stop being happy about things >:(
shut the fuck up already you retarded doomer

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>> No.14645715 [DELETED] 

>IM SO IMPRESSED IM GOING TO SHOW THE FIRST IMAGES TO THE WORLD
>falls asleep for the meeting

>> No.14645717 [DELETED] 

>>14645684
I could provide those for $9.70.

>> No.14645718 [DELETED] 

Joe Biden...
WAKE UP

>> No.14645719 [DELETED] 

>>14645696
Is the context that you stole about $50 from each taxpayer for some bullshit pixels?

>> No.14645720 [DELETED] 

biden saw the deep field and ruled that it was 'kinda gay' and told them to go take a better pic for him to run with

>> No.14645721 [DELETED] 

>>14645699
The irony of you posting this on 4chan is unbelievable. Please, tell me more about what's a waste of time.

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>music faded out
>finally think the show is started
>loops again
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.14645723 [DELETED] 

>>14645697
It’s well known. You’d think they good just EVA out and vent it twice a year but they never have. They call it the fart box.

>> No.14645724 [DELETED] 

>stream is only in 720p
WHY
I specifically stayed at the office so I could watch it on my 4k monitor

>> No.14645725 [DELETED] 

Putin would have been on time

>> No.14645727 [DELETED] 

>>14645488
What if it's aleins that are 7 million miles tall?

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>>14645702
>Biden is under the impression that he's meeting with James Webb

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>> No.14645729 [DELETED] 

>>14645699
*tips fedora*

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>beep boop boop bop beep

>> No.14645733 [DELETED] 

>>14645553
imagine if heavens gate trained sleeper cells into astronauts and ended up chasing a comet

>> No.14645735 [DELETED] 

THEY ARE EIGHT MINUTES OFF SCHEDULE
IS THIS WHAT WE CAN EXPECT FROM THE US GOV? THIS IS FUCKING ABHORRENT

>> No.14645740 [DELETED] 

>>14645717
deal

>> No.14645739 [DELETED] 

>>14645719
kek. the value is in the data retard. not desktop backgrounds - although those will be tight.

>> No.14645743 [DELETED] 

>>14645724
NASA can only stream 720p. I think they'll get through it this or next year, with a couple millions expense

>> No.14645744 [DELETED] 

These NASA tunes what the JWST picked up?

>> No.14645745 [DELETED] 

>>14645675
Imagine a fantasy creature with 4 independent penises rotating.

>> No.14645747 [DELETED] 

>>14645699
space will always be cool, this telescope is the kind of thing only capable of being created and appreciated by the pioneer archetypes who founded this country in the first place

>> No.14645748 [DELETED] 

>a floating thing from L1 has more bandwidth than my dsl
brutal mogging

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>President Biden announced this morning that the James Webb Telescope, initially named after a former white NASA administrator, was to be renamed the Katherine Johnson Telescope. Katherine Johnson was a Black NASA mathematician whose calculations of orbital mechanics as a NASA employee were critical to the success of the first and subsequent U.S. crewed spaceflights. Her career was portrayed in the 2016 biographical film Hidden Figures.

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>> No.14645751 [DELETED] 

>>14645349
kek, someone hacked the stream and posted one of those hunter biden pics

>> No.14645752 [DELETED] 

>>14645739
Yeah, the data.
>Whoa this star cluster is 9.7b years old!
>Previous estimates had it between 9.9b and 9.5b!

>> No.14645753 [DELETED] 

>>14645748
whats their bandwidth?

>> No.14645755 [DELETED] 

JOE BIDEN
>WAKE UP
JOE BIDEN
>WAKE UP
JOE BIDEN
>WAKE UP
JOE BIDEN
>WAKE UP
JOE BIDEN
>WAKE UP
JOE BIDEN
>WAKE UP

>> No.14645756 [DELETED] 

>>14645735
>IS THIS WHAT WE CAN EXPECT FROM THE US GOV?
considering how late and overbudget the entire project is, yeah kinda?

>> No.14645757 [DELETED] 

Holy fuck can this shit start already?

>> No.14645758 [DELETED] 

>>14645724
the white house stream seems to be 1080p at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z13QK1shc7A

>> No.14645759 [DELETED] 

>>14645749
I'm not calling it that and nobody else will either

>> No.14645760 [DELETED] 

>>14645749
Absolutely based.

>> No.14645761 [DELETED] 

What are you guys doing in the meantime? I'm listening to some Steely Dan

>> No.14645762 [DELETED] 

>>14645699
I don't care for violence I am asking again with honesty why haven't you commited suicide if you enjoy absolutely nothing of life. My question hasn't been answered. I really believe that killing yourself would be the most peaceful solution to every single one of your problems. I am being a friend.

>> No.14645763 [DELETED] 

>>14645739
i need new monitors then

>> No.14645767 [DELETED] 

>>14645753
500 down 100 up

>> No.14645768 [DELETED] 

Why hasn't it started yet? I want to see the Dyson sphere discovery announcement

>> No.14645770 [DELETED] 

>>14645733
kino

>> No.14645769 [DELETED] 

>victim complex so strong he needs to make up things to feel persecuted
pathetic

>> No.14645771 [DELETED] 

>it's a picture of a galaxy-sized intergalactic monster and we can't figure out how to break the news.

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>> No.14645773 [DELETED] 

>>14645761
i'm having respectful conversations on /sci/

>> No.14645775 [DELETED] 

>one of these today
These listed targets below represent the first wave of full-color scientific images and spectra the observatory has gathered, and the official beginning of Webb’s general science operations. They were selected by an international committee of representatives from NASA, ESA, CSA, and the Space Telescope Science Institute.

Carina Nebula: The Carina Nebula is one of the largest and brightest nebulae in the sky, located approximately 7,600 light-years away in the southern constellation Carina. Nebulae are stellar nurseries where stars form. The Carina Nebula is home to many massive stars, several times larger than the Sun.
WASP-96 b (spectrum): WASP-96 b is a giant planet outside our solar system, composed mainly of gas. The planet, located nearly 1,150 light-years from Earth, orbits its star every 3.4 days. It has about half the mass of Jupiter, and its discovery was announced in 2014.
Southern Ring Nebula: The Southern Ring, or “Eight-Burst” nebula, is a planetary nebula – an expanding cloud of gas, surrounding a dying star. It is nearly half a light-year in diameter and is located approximately 2,000 light years away from Earth.
Stephan’s Quintet: About 290 million light-years away, Stephan’s Quintet is located in the constellation Pegasus. It is notable for being the first compact galaxy group ever discovered in 1877. Four of the five galaxies within the quintet are locked in a cosmic dance of repeated close encounters.
SMACS 0723: Massive foreground galaxy clusters magnify and distort the light of objects behind them, permitting a deep field view into both the extremely distant and intrinsically faint galaxy populations.

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>>14645771
lol

>> No.14645778 [DELETED] 

>>14645767
mbps? no way

>> No.14645779 [DELETED] 

Based Joe Biden taking a nap

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>>14645761
playing some elona

>> No.14645781 [DELETED] 

where bidet

>> No.14645782 [DELETED] 

WAKE UP JOE
>WAKE UP JOE
WAKE UP JOE
>WAKE UP JOE

>> No.14645783 [DELETED] 

>>14645761
Just watching TV, King of Queens is on right now.

>> No.14645784 [DELETED] 

>>14645752
>i'm not even aware what equipment is on JWST
ok, so fuck off.

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>> No.14645786 [DELETED] 

>>14645758
>and Vice President Kamala Harris

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5PABXXdDwA

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Bill looks happy to see the first image

Its probably you could zoom in and see some details

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>>14645753
they plan 250 GB a day
other than that they have a 26 Ghz Ka band antenna

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>turns out the picture is just a pretty photo of stars and an untrained eye won't be able to see anything of note

>> No.14645792 [DELETED] 

>JOE BIDEN
JOE BIDEN
>JOE BIDEN

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where the fuck are my pics

>> No.14645795 [DELETED] 

Guys do you think something has genuinely happened to Biden? This delay seems weird.

>> No.14645796 [DELETED] 

>>14645775
>WASP-96 b (spectrum): WASP-96 b is a giant planet outside our solar system, composed mainly of gas
boooooooo. pick a terrestrial planet. we wanna see aliens

>> No.14645798 [DELETED] 

>>14645775
Where are the fucking alien structures and black hole closeups. What a rip off. I paid BILLIONS!

>> No.14645800 [DELETED] 

>>14645778
No. I pulled those numbers out of my ass

>> No.14645801 [DELETED] 

>>14645785
whats her name

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>> No.14645804 [DELETED] 

>>14645761
>I'm listening to some Steely Dan
Based Yacht RockAnon

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ALL BOARDS REPORT

>> No.14645807 [DELETED] 

>>14645761
I'm finishing off the rest of my remote work. I was gonna walk but this stream is taking forever.

>> No.14645809 [DELETED] 

>>14645775
it's gonna be one of the last two

>> No.14645811 [DELETED] 

>>14645795
>This delay seems weird.
it's not, common routine

>> No.14645810 [DELETED] 

>>14645795
I'd say I'd hope so but that would mean Harris would be president and we can't have that

>> No.14645812 [DELETED] 

>>14645761
Im jerking off to some japanese movies and my photoshop edits

>> No.14645813 [DELETED] 

>>14645806
/sp/

>> No.14645814 [DELETED] 

>>14645795
Assassinated by the CIA, they don't want us to know there's aliens yet

>> No.14645815 [DELETED] 

>>14645761
Finishing off my RG EVA-01 plamo

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>anyone in the White House giving a shot about this

>> No.14645818 [DELETED] 

>>14645602
what game? remember the link or name at all?

>> No.14645819 [DELETED] 

can you use webb as a proxy to post here?

>> No.14645820 [DELETED] 

where the fuck is it

>> No.14645821 [DELETED] 

please post hubble pictures while we wait

>> No.14645822 [DELETED] 

>>14645789
don't worry, Joe will explain with his trade mark coherence.

>> No.14645823 [DELETED] 

>>14645806
/a/

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>>14645806
/mu/ reporting in

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>>14645801
Judy Resnik. She died on the challenger.

>> No.14645826 [DELETED] 

>>14645795
There is actually nothing weird about a president being late and big dicking around. A NSC meeting took longer them planned? Tough luck everyone else gets to wait.

>> No.14645827 [DELETED] 

biden-sama doko

>> No.14645828 [DELETED] 

>inb4 the fancy space tellyscope brokedded and they trying to fix it

>> No.14645829 [DELETED] 

>>14645784
>Dude, look, we can pick out infrared signals. There are stars in this dust cloud! Who could've guessed?
Lol what a fucking waste. You nerds owe me $50.

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>> No.14645832 [DELETED] 

>>14645795
It's not weird. This happens all the time. The president is schlucked around all over the place, and is very frequently not on time.

>> No.14645833 [DELETED] 

>>14645798
Just wait for them to point it at KIC 8462852 and the nearby stars. Might find some spoopy shit.

>> No.14645835 [DELETED] 

Just woke up, where are aliens?

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>>14645806
/fit/ reporting

>> No.14645838 [DELETED] 

>>14645806
/d/

>> No.14645839 [DELETED] 

>>14645787
guy on the right couldn't give less of a shit lol

>> No.14645841 [DELETED] 

>>14645825
just saying. if i was on that challenger, things would have not gone the way it did

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>>14645806
/mu/

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>>14645806
/vg/

>> No.14645845 [DELETED] 

>>14645801
yeah she kinda had that effect on men. there's one story that an engineer broke into her office and demanded that she read his poetry.

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>>14645806
/trash/ standing by

>> No.14645849 [DELETED] 
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I NEED THE IMAGE ANON!

>> No.14645850 [DELETED] 

christ almighty can't the president's handlers account for the fact that the dude is almost 80 when they set times

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>>14645806
/biz/ reporting

>> No.14645852 [DELETED] 

relu

>> No.14645853 [DELETED] 

The music is fading it must be starting soon

>> No.14645854 [DELETED] 

>>14645829
bro we're about to see what gasses are in the atmosphere of planets across the galaxy.

>> No.14645855 [DELETED] 

>>14645848
Based

>> No.14645856 [DELETED] 

Why did they tie this to our retard fake president?

We could have seen the pix already but now they're stuck waking him up.

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>> No.14645858 [DELETED] 

JOOOOE BIDEN

>> No.14645859 [DELETED] 

At this point I'm expecting an aide to come out, awkwardly hold up a piece of printer paper with smudges on it for 30 seconds , say "Thank you NASA", and then for the stream to end.

>> No.14645861 [DELETED] 

JOE BIDEN WAKE THE FUCK UP

>> No.14645862 [DELETED] 

>>14645853
hey you're right, the music started again

>> No.14645863 [DELETED] 
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>>14645806
Reddit reporting in

>> No.14645864 [DELETED] 

let's go

>> No.14645865 [DELETED] 

it's literally going to be aliens

>> No.14645866 [DELETED] 

TURN ON CNN ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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14645867

>>14645806
/pol/ reporting in
There would be no /sci/ without Adolf

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>>14645806
/v/ standing by

>> No.14645869 [DELETED] 

>>14645806
/e/

>> No.14645870 [DELETED] 

>>14645806
basedshack.sharty

>> No.14645872 [DELETED] 

Holy shit wake up Joe

>> No.14645875 [DELETED] 

YFW Joe Biden is found dead after his pre-JWST announcement nap and is announced to the public first on the live stream

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>>14645806
/m/ standing by

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>>14645806
/tv/ here, ready to sort the numbers

>> No.14645878 [DELETED] 

ALIENS

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>>14645863
ummmm reddit isnt a board

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where's my fugin imaeg

>> No.14645881 [DELETED] 

>>14645818
https://iss-sim.spacex.com/
this looks right

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>>14645806
/k/ reporting

>> No.14645883 [DELETED] 

>>14645837
Let's hookup

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>OH N-

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>>14645806
/g/ reporting in

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>>14645806
/diy/

>> No.14645889

>>14645885
kek

>> No.14645891

will I be able to get an alien gf from this? Otherwise I’m going back to work

>> No.14645892

holy shit get kamala or pete to do it I don't care just show me the space pics

>> No.14645894
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>> No.14645897

>>14645883
post body

>> No.14645896

>>14645614
>>14645642
the most kino of kino: a Soyuz/Progress launch to the ISS from the ISS. The reentry of the first (second?) stage at :47 was especially nice.

>> No.14645900

>>14645887
I CAN'T BEAR THIS WAIT ANON!

>> No.14645901
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>>14645806
/kpg/

>> No.14645902

get on with it Joe, people are waiting

>> No.14645903

>>14645892
pedo pete?

>> No.14645904
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>>14645806
/x/ reporting

>> No.14645905

>>14645887
Bro I wanted that laptop so badly. Its illusive you can't find one online anywhere even on Japanese auction sites.

>> No.14645907

>5:45 PM
>no imaeg
I will repeat jan. 6th

>> No.14645910
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>>14645806
/lit/

>> No.14645912

So Joe Biden is seriously going to make millions of people wait? What is this guys problem? I'm never voting for him again. If you're going to commit to something then do it don't be 50 minutes late. What a joke.

>> No.14645911

>>14645891
no intergalactic gf bro. buy her some uranium for present

>> No.14645913

is it too much to ask to just BE ON TIME

>> No.14645914

Did he shit his pants again?

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>>14645806
any /brit/ man in

>> No.14645916
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>> No.14645917

>>14645905
my girlfriend has loads of Rilakkuma merch, u jelly?

>> No.14645918

Just took a massive shit lads

>> No.14645920

Zzzzz why is this taking so long? Trump would have started on time!

>> No.14645921

Holy shit get on with it

>> No.14645922

>>14645912
>he actually voted for biden before
lol
lmao even

>> No.14645923

>>14645918
Get changed so you can present the photographs, Mr. President.

>> No.14645924

>>14645806
/ck/ here.

>> No.14645925
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14645925

im losing patience

>> No.14645926
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14645926

I'm running out of pics joe.

>> No.14645928

Please stop bullying this man. He's struggling with Alzheimer's and a really stressful job.

>> No.14645929

>>14645923
I recall no such event

>> No.14645931

>>14645918
Based

>> No.14645932

>>14645920
Trump would've starting 30 minutes early claiming he flew to JWT himself to pick up the pictures

>> No.14645933

with this being a white house briefing is this going to be on the news live also?

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>>14645806
/tg/ standing by, we'll purge the xenos and the heretic.

>> No.14645937

Old Biden is having trouble keeping himself awake. Someone get the him a 5 year old child to sniff to perk him up, stat!

>> No.14645936

good job keeping this thread bumped, people

>> No.14645938

>>14645879
What is /int/

>> No.14645939
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>> No.14645940

holy shit just release the pictures
why the fuck is there a big fucking event just show them, are you really trying to tell me fucking biden is going to explain these?

>> No.14645941

>j...joe biden is LE BAD because he's sometimes late for things!!

lmao the /pol/tards are so easy to spot
Trump lost btw

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>>14645806
/lgbt/

>> No.14645946

>>14645936
where's our sticky fucking mods reeee

>> No.14645948

>>14645795
Yes in the sense that the delay is 100% on biden, no in the sense that he hasn't died or had a national emergency just your standard sharted and needed new pants situation.

>> No.14645949

It's delayed because the telescope was destroyed. Hunter Biden thought he could use it to take pictures of underage girls on earth. He rotated it into the sun and it burned out.

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>>14645806
/vt/ STANDING BY

>> No.14645951

>>14645938
Don't compare my beloved board with that cesspool of a site.

>> No.14645952

HUNTER BIDEN WAKE UP

>> No.14645954

the holocaust didn't happen btw

>> No.14645955

ah fuck I'm too drunk by now I timed this badly

>> No.14645956

>>14645806
/o/ standing by

>> No.14645957

"This uh fdapfjeiajfioqjiorfjioqejio thingy. End quote. Space is... somewhere. Outside a McDonalds, how can we cope? Let them eat static I say. We've got to get George Harrison out of office. I speak for every Australian."

>> No.14645958

GAVIN NEWSOM 2024

>> No.14645959
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>> No.14645960

>>14645806
/mu/, /sp/ and /fit/

>> No.14645961

I'm guessing what happened is
>Schedule for 5
>NASA assumed that mean start Livestream at 5 and start conference at 5:30
>White house heard starts at 5:30
>Assumes stream starts at 5:30 meaning conference doesn't start until 6

>> No.14645963

>>14645926
is that thing spinning for fake gravity reasons

>> No.14645964
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>>14645941
Trump was late of press conferences all the time, it's just selection bias.

>> No.14645965

>>14645915
Reporting in

>> No.14645966
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>> No.14645968

>JUST IN: BIDEN ORDERS THE ARREST OF NASA OFFICIALS FOLLOWING UNDERWHELMING WEBB RESULTS

>> No.14645967

Imagine working in any other job where you come 53 minutes late to a meeting with your entire company as the presenter. You would get fired on the spot immediately. This is completely disrespectful.

>> No.14645969

That's it, I'm releasing the picture myself. Stay tuned friends

>> No.14645970

>>14645941
Joe Biden is bad because he' a pedophile, he's on record wanting white people to die out and he's selling the country off to the chinese companies his pedophile son works for.

>> No.14645972

I'm literally falling asleep waiting for Joe to wake up. For fucks sake

>> No.14645973

holy shit they should have just had an engineer from nasa do the unveil

>> No.14645975
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>> No.14645977
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14645977

bidenbros...

>> No.14645978

>>14645967
ANON THE POSITION OF THE PREDIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS ONE OF THE MOST STRESSFUL JOBS IN THE WROLD

>> No.14645981
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>>14645950
Ma nigga

>> No.14645980
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14645980

>>14645950
<3 Clear

>> No.14645982

>>14645806
/int/ and /n/ here for this momentous occasion

>> No.14645983

bill nelson has been sentenced to death by a military tribunal in guantanamo bay
hideo kojima has been selected for the firing squad

>> No.14645984

Scientifically true: joe biden is NOT needed to show the images

>> No.14645985

>>14645959
ONLY DUBS CAN WAKE HIM UP

>> No.14645986
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>>14645963
Google "Spin stabilization"

>> No.14645987

>missed Booster 7 for this
lmao

>> No.14645989

You will lose the ones you love.
Death is never enough.
To keep you from the depths of hell.
In your mind.

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>>14645806
/v/ blade unsheathed

>> No.14645992

>>14645977
I mean. Who cares

>> No.14645993
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14645993

WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT SENILE OLD FART AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14645995

draw it in mspaint instead

>> No.14645997

>>14645977
is hunter /ourguy/, robots?

>> No.14645998
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14645998

When are they going to show us the pictures?

>> No.14645999

God I'm so tired. It's just going to be a deep field isn't it

>> No.14646001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwkglsAgwZU

thread theme

>> No.14646002

>>14645964
Fake news, Trump arrives precisely when he means to.

>> No.14646003

This music is going to make me jump in front of a bus

>> No.14646004
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14646004

>>14645987
Anon.... booster 7 is dead

>> No.14646006

>>14645967
>You would get fired on the spot immediately
Politicians don't have any skin in the game and don't really live on the same plane of existence as we do. They have their own laws, own doctors, etc. Except when extremism happens like Shinzo Abe gettin popped

>> No.14646010

>>14645999
I mean yeah?

>> No.14646009

>>14645998
In 5.

>> No.14646011
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>>14645987
It did a thing

>> No.14646012

>>14645977
>James Webb telescope repurposed by the next trump administration to take more hunter dick pics

>> No.14646013

Okay, last brief ms. Biden, don't talk or even say the words
> alien
> aliens
> simulation
> fake
Stick to the script ok?
> These fake simulation aliens, maybe only one alien is out there
Okay,! last brief ms. Biden, don't talk or even say the words
> alien
> aliens
> simulation
> fake
Stick to the script ok?
Okay, last brief ms. Biden, don't talk or even say the words
> alien
> aliens
> simulation
> fake
Stick to the script ok?
> These fake simulation aliens, maybe only one alien is out there
Okay,! last brief ms. Biden, don't talk or even say the words
> alien
> aliens
> simulation
> fake
Stick to the script ok?
Okay, last brief ms. Biden, don't talk or even say the words
> alien
> aliens
> simulation
> fake
Stick to the script ok?
> These fake simulation aliens, maybe only one alien is out there
Okay,! last brief ms. Biden, don't talk or even say the words
> alien
> aliens
> simulation
> fake
Stick to the script ok?

>> No.14646015

wtf why they need a press conference to show some pictures lol just upload it to reddit lol

>> No.14646016

Just going for another shit, back in a sec

>> No.14646017

>>14645986
cute

>> No.14646018

>>14645986
just like my rocket league ariels

>> No.14646019

i only have 20 minutes until i have to get to class hurry the fuck up

>> No.14646021

>>14645987
B7 shat itself and blew up

>> No.14646020

>>14646003
i've been grooving out desu senpai

>> No.14646024

>>14645950
why is she not streaming this

>> No.14646025

fuck it
just check any space subreddit, it'll be #1 in an hour, being kept waiting like this is unacceptable

>> No.14646026

>>14646016
What did you eat?

>> No.14646027
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>> No.14646028
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>> No.14646029
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14646029

Might as well listen to some good music while we're waiting for this to start
https://youtu.be/C8CHkd0gX0I

>> No.14646030

>>14646011
the thing is so OP but its gonna blow up isn't it?

>> No.14646033

>>14646003
OUT

>> No.14646032

>>14646013
GPT 4chan bot is glitching out again

>> No.14646034

THE APPROVAL RATING JUST DROPPED TEN POINTS LOWER

>> No.14646036

>>14646025
they're going to announce aliens, and you're gonna miss it

>> No.14646037

ONE MORE PLAYTHROUGH OF THE SONG

>> No.14646038

Jeb would have fixed this

>> No.14646039

>doo doo dooot!
>do do dooo dooot!

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14646040

>>14646025
>just check any space subreddit, it'll be #1 in an hour, being kept waiting like this is unacceptable

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14646041

>>14645995
here

>> No.14646042

>>14646025
>not wanting to be apart of the fun sticky
anon i wanted to hang out :(

>> No.14646043

>>14645977
Dude has unlimited money and those are the hookers he hired? Embarrassing

>> No.14646044
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14646044

I just want a new wallpaper.

>> No.14646046

>>14646026
Cheeky Nandos bloke

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>> No.14646049

>>14645761
Can't Buy A Thrill is their best album btw

>> No.14646050
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>>14646041
Lmao

>> No.14646053

>>14646021
but some Umbilicals flew away only no?

>> No.14646054
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14646054

2 MINUTES
2 MINUTES

>> No.14646055
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14646055

it's all real

>> No.14646056

>>14646028
but the moon one in the pic clearly has another, smaller hill/depression to the right that the top one doesnt have

>> No.14646058
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14646058

>>14645475
kek

>> No.14646061
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14646061

>> No.14646064

>>14646042
you can hang out with me
I'm irredeemably racist

>> No.14646066

>>14646042
now i feel bad

>> No.14646067

ONE WHOLE HOUR LATE
BRAVO JOE

>> No.14646068

Any cute guys in GaTech wanna fuck?

>> No.14646069

>>14646041
so this.... is a picture taken by a 10 billion dollar space telescope.....
beautiful.....

>> No.14646070

>>14646048
how many Gs in the capsule when it aborts? shit...

>> No.14646071

i am losing my shit with this fucking music
where webb

>> No.14646072
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>> No.14646073
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14646073

Joe Biden here folks, AMA!

>> No.14646074

>23:59
I just want to sleep

>> No.14646075
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14646075

>>14645475
>human music
I like it!

>> No.14646076
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14646076

>> No.14646077
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14646077

Wonder if that's it.

>> No.14646079
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14646079

>>14646061
Is this a brvtal mog thread now?

>> No.14646080

An hour late, for fuck sake.

>> No.14646081

it's 1800 EST AND WHERE IS MY TELESCOPE PHOTO

AAAAHHHH

>> No.14646082

>>14646073
where the aliend

>> No.14646083

WHERE IS IT
HOW CAN I WITNESS WITH NOTHING TO WITNESS

>> No.14646085

I-I CAN'T STAND IT

>> No.14646086

I understand now, the music IS the image. The space telescope was the friends we made along the way.

>> No.14646087

why is biden there?

>> No.14646088

>>14646077
Underwhelming if true.

>> No.14646089

>>14646073
did you take your dementia pills yet

>> No.14646091

>>14646074
Hang in there, CESTfriend.

>> No.14646092
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14646092

IT'S OUT

HOLY SHIT IT'S A COMPOSITE VID

>> No.14646094
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>> No.14646095

>>14646073
Why are you white?

>> No.14646096

>this big of a delay
>just to show photos
gee, i wonder why this could've been delayed for so long

>> No.14646097

>>14646076
I swear if its just this exact image

>> No.14646098

oh shit it's starting

>> No.14646099

>>14646077
meh

>> No.14646100

IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.14646101

the music glitched for 0.1s

>> No.14646102

uh joe sisters?

>> No.14646103

WILL BEGIN MOMENTARILY

>> No.14646105

>>14646073
How much diazepam are you on right now?

>> No.14646106

>>14645966
Dude those toys were fucking rad. The spring-loaded circle thing hell yeah. I felt very powerful.

>> No.14646107

>>14646079
Why did he do it?

>> No.14646109

>>14646077
Where did you get this???

>> No.14646110

>>14646068
im not looking to fuck but if you want to hang out, i'm down unironically. drop contact info

>> No.14646111
File: 368 KB, 498x260, d9d4406eda8b13a30a6a0de486f93402.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646111

That music is a bop

>> No.14646112

>stream stuttered
>literally nothing
aaaAAAAAAAAAAa

>> No.14646115

Why do Joe Oldman and Copmala Harris have to get in the way of my space bullshit?

>> No.14646116

it WENT BLACK FOR A MOMMENT starting rirght now

>> No.14646117

Update: It's being delayed until 7:30EST/3:30 PST due to the fact that you're all homos.

>> No.14646118

Sleepy Joe

>> No.14646119

Either Biden can’t be woken from his afternoon nap, they’re photoshopping out UFOs from the image, or they’re purposely delaying to create hype. No other explanation.

>> No.14646120
File: 359 KB, 350x350, 1264267829683.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646120

NOOOOOO

>> No.14646121

MOMENTARILY MEANS IN A MINUTE OR TWO YOU STUPID FUCKING BUREAUCRATS!!!

>> No.14646123
File: 1.86 MB, 1280x718, dragon_window_view.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646123

>> No.14646124
File: 249 KB, 641x256, 1654418581306.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646124

This is like the third time the music stuttering has tricked me.

>> No.14646125

>>14646077
boooooooooooooooo

>> No.14646126

>>14645951
it's not called redd/int/ for nothing

>> No.14646127
File: 24 KB, 220x229, 1584641521760.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646127

This shit is over an hour late

I don't even care about the picture anymore

>> No.14646129

PRAISE BE SCIENCE UWAOOOOOOW

>> No.14646130

>>14646112
I really thought that was going to be it

>> No.14646131

>>14646077
It's cool how much light curvature you see but i don't think this is it, this is just white balanced other anons already made photoshops

>> No.14646133
File: 149 KB, 1527x860, moment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646133

IS ANYTHING RELATED TO THIS TELESCOPE EVER GOING TO HAPPEN ON TIME????????

>> No.14646135

>>14646092
this man used to be married

>> No.14646138

>>14646092
Who wants to bet this retard will be dead before 40?

>> No.14646139
File: 588 KB, 557x771, 1652442532202.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646139

HOLY SHIT THE FIRST IMAGE JUST GOT LEAKED

>> No.14646140
File: 73 KB, 573x600, 1656784221638.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646140

Calm down they're still editing the aliens out of the pictures

>> No.14646141

>>14646076
The image reveal will just be a bigger version of this. Don't get hyped for this.

>> No.14646142

>do embargos and announce the release of pictures a month before
>be late at it too
I hope a meteorite blows it up.

>> No.14646143

>telescope is 15 years late
>expect press conference to be on time

>> No.14646144

>>14646119
Or politicians getting involved in science broadcasts slows everything to a halt.

>> No.14646145

@nasawebb on twitter for the image in full quality

>> No.14646146
File: 50 KB, 599x1024, starship_sunset.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646146

>> No.14646148

>>14645349
wasn't it supposed to be tomorrow?
everything i've heard said they drop on the 12th, what happened?

>> No.14646147

I have information relating to the Clintons.

>> No.14646149

>>14646123
this triggered my flight or fight response. like im just floating and this man grabs my neck and pulls me close to the window. whether i wanted to appreciate the view or not is irrelevant

>> No.14646152

>>14645825
>space cute 11
>space cute 18
How many clips do you have of her

>> No.14646153

Mods are from the IFLS crowd, not surprised

>> No.14646151

>WILL BEGIN MOMENTARILY
WILL BEGIN MOMENTARILY
>WILL BEGIN MOMENTARILY
WILL BEGIN MOMENTARILY
>WILL BEGIN MOMENTARILY
WILL BEGIN MOMENTARILY

>> No.14646154

>>14646133
space is hard

>> No.14646155
File: 192 KB, 676x538, 16 hours.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646155

WTF??????????????
https://webb.nasa.gov/content/webbLaunch/countdown.html

>> No.14646156

>>14646145
and the other 4?

>> No.14646158

The editor is a bit slow

>> No.14646159

>>14646155
We're only getting ONE image? Is this real?

>> No.14646160
File: 214 KB, 1080x1080, 1656233437048.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646160

>the music cooks the image

>> No.14646161

lmao this sticky is going to get to 1k replies before Joe Biden wakes up

>> No.14646162

>>14646155
Only 1 pic today, the rest are tomorrow.

>> No.14646163

>>14646155
It's just a preview picture from faucet prez

>> No.14646164
File: 79 KB, 950x534, pesquet_smug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646164

>>14646149
Problem?

>> No.14646166
File: 96 KB, 1121x1130, ALIEN (REALLY REAL).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646166

>>14646133
YOU CAN'T SPELL MOMENTARILY WITHOUT...
ALIEM!

>> No.14646167

/tv/ reporting in. hope we see some aliens or some space ships

>> No.14646168

>>14646155
You have to be shitting me.

>> No.14646169

>>14646155
>>14646155
read the text at the bottom friend

>> No.14646171

>>14646155
theyre just revealing one image today. tomorrow is a big dump from nasa

>> No.14646172

>>14646079
>brutal moggings: 80s adventure

>> No.14646173

whats with the music?

>> No.14646174

ANOTHER ROUND OF MUSIC YES

>> No.14646176

>>14646110
I don't how to do it here without getting spammed

>> No.14646177
File: 388 KB, 1920x1080, Ivy Dance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646177

This song will haunt me in my dreams.

>> No.14646178

I'm going to launch a micrometeoroid right into this gay fucking telescope so we never have to deal with these bullshit reveals ever again.

>> No.14646179

>>>/x/

>> No.14646180
File: 1.53 MB, 640x480, space_cute_14.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646180

>>14646152
They're not all of her, but I have a lot and I'm always looking for more. Sadly all the nasa shit is really scripted and uncool nowadays

>> No.14646181

>>14646058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8CHkd0gX0I

/mlp/ reporting in

>> No.14646183

9gag commander reporting in.

>> No.14646185

>>14646159
>>14646162
fuck this gay political shit, imagine delaying this just so biden can shit his pants on stage

>> No.14646186
File: 218 KB, 625x834, 1606879160463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646186

J...Joe??? wtf

>> No.14646188

>>14646174
take a shot for every time this beep boop jam loops

>> No.14646190

>>14646145
Where is it nigga

>> No.14646191

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8CHkd0gX0I
link is here no way

>> No.14646195
File: 2.93 MB, 640x480, space_shuttle_money_shot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646195

>> No.14646196
File: 124 KB, 860x723, 216-2162266_pepe-meme-rarepepe-devil-devilish-devilish-pepe-hd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646196

Imagine if some text saying "Due to unexpected circumstances/technical issues we have to postpone this stream"

>> No.14646197
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14646197

>>14646077
It is indeed the cluster. I think it's real. The galaxies are too irregular in morphology for it to be a simulation.

Lel. They have delayed themselves out of an announcement.

>> No.14646199

>>14645718
Nine eleven

>> No.14646200

Fuck it i am going to sleep.

>> No.14646201

ONE
MORE
ROUND
OF
MUSIC

>> No.14646202

>>14646164
there are french people in space?
source: i am french
(there should be no french people in space)

>> No.14646204

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14646205

even if biden shit himself his handlers should be able to get it cleaned up in under 5 minutes

>> No.14646207

It's jover

>> No.14646208

>>14646151
this has been said for the last hour

>> No.14646209

doot doot doot

>> No.14646211
File: 737 KB, 1080x1527, slave_one.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646211

>> No.14646212

>>14646155
So sticky tomorrow?

>> No.14646213 [DELETED] 

>>14646176
email it to me here qeskkk+5655kzuwrzvzc@sharklasers.com

>> No.14646215
File: 1.47 MB, 1280x720, Sss.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646215

IT'S UP

>> No.14646216

>>14646205
I think he’s dead

>> No.14646218

>>14646202
There should be no french people on earth either

>> No.14646219

>>14646196
>unexpected circumstances/technical issues
joe shit his pants again

>> No.14646220

>>14646073
BRO GET ON STAGE TO REVEAL THIS SHIT

>> No.14646221

>>14646211
>>14646211
me by the window

>> No.14646222

Joe Biden has instructed NASA to relinquish JWST to Ukraine to help the war effort.

>> No.14646223

>>14646215
wtf is this real?

>> No.14646224

>>14646077
I hope the Russians shoot JWST down for releasing such crap

>> No.14646225
File: 1.11 MB, 3276x2184, tomas_pasquet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646225

>>14646202
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT PASQUET? HES A FUCKING NATIONAL HERO

>> No.14646230

>>14646197
Kamala needed some positive media after her abortion word salad the other day.

>> No.14646229
File: 18 KB, 112x112, 1652562339993.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646229

the music

>> No.14646228 [DELETED] 
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14646228

>> No.14646231

God I hope they announce it's an asteroid barreling towards us

>> No.14646232
File: 980 KB, 480x360, 1626522514830.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646232

Putin would deliver it exactly on time, Xi would deliver 30 mins earlier and Kim would deliver a week earlier, fuck Biden bet he's changing his diapers

>> No.14646235

>implying I haven't been jamming hard for an hour

Gonna be disappointed when the music stops famalam.

>> No.14646236

What the fuck turn on the news Joe just got abducted by aliens

>> No.14646237

>>14646197
>>14646077
THIS is the image they pick? fucking nerds who think general public care about some "woah light curvature"

>> No.14646240

can the jwst rotate itself to take images from other angles?

>> No.14646241

>>14646228
fuck you

>> No.14646242

>An hour and forty five minuets late, the stream fades in to Joe Biden standing at a podium
>He looks right into the camera, takes a deep breath...
>looks down at the podium, then back up, then back down
>30 minuets of awkward silence follows, punctuated by Biden occasionally flipping the single piece of paper laid before him
>Finally, Biden looks up at the camera and begins to speak
>'Whathehells a, uh..., whatthehells a nasa"?
>The stream end

>> No.14646244
File: 206 KB, 1920x1280, minions_screenshot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646244

Chat is disabled for this live stream.

>> No.14646247
File: 1.21 MB, 640x480, space_cute_16.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646247

>> No.14646248

>>14646228
die

>> No.14646249

TURN ON CNN!
>TURN ON CNN!
TURN ON CNN!
>TURN ON CNN!
TURN ON CNN!
>TURN ON CNN!
TURN ON CNN!
>TURN ON CNN!
TURN ON CNN!
>TURN ON CNN!
TURN ON CNN!
>TURN ON CNN!
TURN ON CNN!
>TURN ON CNN!

>> No.14646251

Didn't this thing break months ago?

>> No.14646252

>>14645349
why the fuck we have to wait for a senile pedophile so we can see a goddamn jpeg

>> No.14646254
File: 166 KB, 1000x1500, 1613941492371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646254

PBS STREAM CHANGED
THERE IS A "IT WILL BEGIN SHORTLY" INSTEAD OF BIDEN WITH HIS HANDS UP

>> No.14646255

wtf it's actually going to start

>> No.14646256

Biden began his Ukraine speech at 2:22PM EST, what symbolic time are they aiming for for this?

>> No.14646257

If we translate the music into binary, and then save as a jpg, maybe thats the image?

>> No.14646258

>>14646249
>CNN

>> No.14646259

>>14646224
Russians haven't successfully sent anything outside Earth orbit for ages. You might be asking too much of them.

>> No.14646260
File: 11 KB, 336x437, 1606583969307.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646260

>>14645349
THIS FUCKING FAGGOT OLD GERIATIC IS HOLDING UP EVERYTHING BECAUSE HIS HANDLERS ARE TOO BUSY SCRAPING SHIT OUT OF HIS PANTS
LETS FUCKING GO GRAMPS

>> No.14646261

SPACE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.14646262

>>14646213
There goes nothing

>> No.14646263
File: 2.95 MB, 854x1518, space_night_launch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646263

>> No.14646267

>>14646231
in 2030 anon. And if that one doesnt get us it comes back in 2059 I believe and that one will definitely hit us lol. But I have faith the one in 2030 they will have to try and knock of course and theyll fuck it up

>> No.14646269

it's starting
new stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z13QK1shc7A

>> No.14646271

>>14646077
That gravitational lensing is insane.

>> No.14646272

>>14646131
what is light curvature and why is it cool?

>> No.14646275
File: 18 KB, 607x170, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646275

hm

>> No.14646276

HERE WE GO ANOTHER ROUND OF MUSIC YEAH

>> No.14646278
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14646278

>>14646224
>Most informed vatnik

>> No.14646277

this thread is moving so fast no one will notice i don't give a fuck about your political opinions

>> No.14646280
File: 149 KB, 512x490, PUMP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646280

Just to have you all know, I call dibs on claiming the image as an NFT.

>> No.14646281

>>14646276
i like it now

>> No.14646283

Holy shit, james webb found PS5 games worth buying

>> No.14646282
File: 120 KB, 958x835, 1651636871464.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646282

Planet vegeta?

>> No.14646284
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14646284

>unironic mentally ills exchanging contacts without getting banned but the faggot janny warn you for posting scientific FACTS

Reminder that homosexuality is a mental illness.
For upwards of 70 years the American Psychiatric Association classified it as a mental disorder. However in the early 1970s, homosexual activists campaigned violently against the APA, protesting at their offices and at annual meetings from 1970 to 1973. In 1973 the Board of Trustees caved in and voted to remove homosexuality as a disorder category from their diagnostic manual, a decision ratified by 58% of the general APA membership the following year. Since then the APA has updated its DSM and has openly renounced its former position.
The homosexual protesters disrupted the APA conference by interrupting speakers and shouting down and ridiculing psychiatrists who viewed homosexuality as a mental disorder. In 1971, gay rights activist Frank Kameny worked with the Gay Liberation Front to demonstrate against the APA’s convention. At the 1971 conference, Kameny grabbed the microphone and yelled, “Psychiatry is the enemy incarnate!! Psychiatry has waged a relentless war of extermination against us!! You may take this as a declaration of war against you!!”

>> No.14646285
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14646285

>>14646269
what's his endgame

>> No.14646287

>>14646077
If this is it I'll be mad. Not because it's a bad image but because it was leaked here

>> No.14646288

>>14646277
You don't care about making the world a better place?

>> No.14646289

>>14646275
im getting suuuuucked into a black hole

>> No.14646290

So far I have counted 48 rounds of music
48

>> No.14646292

>>14646275
>unfold
shit the trisolarians are coming

>> No.14646293

>>14646275
https://youtu.be/VPgdUB2Bfzg

>> No.14646294

>>14646278
thought that was some wojak character being interviewed when I saw the thumbnail

>> No.14646295
File: 2.91 MB, 640x480, EVA_prep.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646295

>> No.14646296

>>14646242
Listen here jack, I knew a boy named corn pop and he said Space was fake, back in the day we didn’t have space. We had to work hard for the country, like my son Bo. Now I’ve gotta go take a nap.

>> No.14646297

>>14646290
>nasa can't afford more than one audio track

>> No.14646298

>they still haven't revived the lich

>> No.14646299
File: 207 KB, 1716x198, MOOOMOMO.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646299

TWENTY PLUS YEARS
MORE THAN TWO FUCKING DECADES
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THING SINCE THE FUCKING 90S
START THE FUCKING SHOW ALREADY YOU FUCKING CUNTS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WTF IS WRONG WITH THESE FAGGOTS THEY CAN'T DO ANYTHING ON TIME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14646301

>>14646263
Beautiful.

>> No.14646302

It's been a fucking hour, did they fall asleep?

>> No.14646304
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14646304

>>14646229

>> No.14646305
File: 411 KB, 700x837, feel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646305

>>14646232
Good point, fuck sleepy jo

>> No.14646306

>My Fellow Americans

>> No.14646307

>>14646249
fuck no. So thy can tell me to not look at something on the internet again? And how only Chris Cuomo and his colleagues can read hillarys emails and tell us whats in them and its illegal for anyone else too? ...Or maybe Brian Steltzer can tell us all again how he thinks that porn lawyer would make a good presidential candidate? OR MAYBE they can all start acknowledge just how many pedophiles work at that network?

>> No.14646308

pbs stream volume too low. lol

>> No.14646310

FUCKING FIN ALKLYT

>> No.14646309

ITS HAPPENING

>> No.14646311

ITS HAPPENING

>> No.14646312

HABBENING

>> No.14646315

>>14646284
true, but not the place

>> No.14646314

PUT THE MUSIC BACK ON

>> No.14646316

OH FUCK ITS STARTING

>> No.14646313

ITS HAPPENING

>> No.14646317

Finally

>> No.14646318

some lady!

>> No.14646319

STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!

>> No.14646320

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LIVE

>> No.14646321
File: 80 KB, 707x1000, 1656832902338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646321

ITS HAPPENING HOLY SHITTTT

>> No.14646322

ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14646323

HAPPENING

>> No.14646324

HERE WE GO LADS

>> No.14646325

>>14645397
I'd feel like rubbing it in every single Christcuck's face until the day I die.

>> No.14646326

STARTING

>> No.14646327

HOLY FUCK A WHITE LIBERAL

>> No.14646328

IT IS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.14646329

>>14646297
minimalism is good for your soul

>> No.14646330

This would be so much more kino with Trump

>> No.14646331

>..........

>> No.14646333

FINALLY

>> No.14646334
File: 25 KB, 600x600, 8dd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646334

SPOOKY SOUND
ALIENS CONFIRMED

>> No.14646337

First for stream started

>> No.14646338
File: 2.93 MB, 640x480, space_riggings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646338

>> No.14646339

the sign lady

>> No.14646340

oh shit

>> No.14646341

>cropped because of deaf fags

>> No.14646342

MUSIC STOPS

>> No.14646343

Fucking finally.

>> No.14646345

>>14646302
JOOEEEEE BIDEN

>> No.14646346

SLOW JOE HAS ARRIVED

>> No.14646347

>wind sounds

>> No.14646349
File: 106 KB, 468x700, fdc50121f9684ab732261037dd42a14c--ancestry-mr-president.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646349

>>14646306

>> No.14646350

whys the white girl doing dance moves

>> No.14646351

>immediately goes into politics

>> No.14646353

>stupid political shit

JUST SHOW THE IMAGE ALREADY.

>> No.14646354

ITS HAPPENING HOLY SHIT
threads going so fast nobody will notice my dick's so small when i pee sitting it goes on the floor

>> No.14646355
File: 81 KB, 624x1067, nInCbfx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646355

>> No.14646356

keep the music on, what the fuck

>> No.14646357

SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY!

>> No.14646358
File: 53 KB, 700x485, Biden speaking hindi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646358

How's it gonna go?

>> No.14646361

thank you joe biden for making this telescope

>> No.14646359

>PATICURALLY

>> No.14646362

NNNNNIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>> No.14646363

>>14646284
Fags exist to reduce the risk of genetic bottlenecking and inbreeding in tribal settings.

>> No.14646366

that bitch throwing gang signs finna get shot

>> No.14646368

THE CRINGE IS BEGINNING

>> No.14646369
File: 1.05 MB, 579x381, space_raptor_test_fire.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646369

>Mr.President
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.14646370

>>14646306
>folks...

>> No.14646371

why is kamala so slumped over jesus

>> No.14646372

nobody gives a shit you cunt

>> No.14646373

>>14646325
Aliens are just demons anon, christians have dealt with them since forever

>> No.14646375

>nigger
>sign lady instead of captions
>1:15 late
Americans...

>> No.14646376

>DEDICATE THE PEOPLE
dedicated people?

>> No.14646377
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>> No.14646378

>>14646371
niggers have no spine

>> No.14646379

>>14646262
it didn't go through
try fohim13750@leupus.com
i will be sad if i can't hang out with a 4chan friend

>> No.14646382

I want pictures not politics from these shitheads

>> No.14646384

bitch be throwing gang signs on the right

>> No.14646383

Fucking dems taking all the credit

I'm not even murican and it pisses me off

>> No.14646385

God I hate politics

>> No.14646386

Oh God show the picture so I can stop watching.

>> No.14646387

What the fuck is wrong with her voice

>> No.14646388

>FROM THE BEGINNING OF HISTORY
jesus fucking christ

>> No.14646390

>>14646362
Get this diversity hire to shut the fuck up

>> No.14646391

is it me or is the audio really low?

>> No.14646393

SCIENTIFIC MARBLES!

>> No.14646394

Trump would have the decency to stand.

>> No.14646396

NO ONE CARES JUST SHOW US HOLY FUCK

>> No.14646397

>Showing the highest rest image of space in a stream that peaks at 720p
I fucking can't do this anymore.

>> No.14646400

SCIENTIFIC MARBLES!

>> No.14646398

You just know these politicians don't give a single fuck about anything outside of Earth

>> No.14646399

who is this
this isn't biden

>> No.14646401

JUUUUUUUUSTTTTTTTT SHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW IIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.14646402

God I hate this psychopath cunt

>> No.14646403
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14646403

blablabla bla just release the stuüid image already you fucks

>> No.14646404

DEDICATE THE PEOPLE

XD

>> No.14646405
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14646405

>and possibly life itself
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14646407

I hate these fucking politicians and their speeches where they pretend to care about something! Fuck off and show photo!!!!!!!

>> No.14646408

She can read the teleprompter wow

>> No.14646410

>please please vote democrat in november please do it please please guys you need to vote democrat please just do it

>> No.14646413
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14646413

>>14646383
COPE HARDER

>> No.14646414

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING WITH HER HANDS
IS SHE TRYING TO CURSE KAMALA??

>> No.14646415

lame speech
>>14646397
WH stream is 1080

>> No.14646416

>>14646391
yeah

>> No.14646418

i think they spent the last 45 minutes pre-taping it and then releasing it to the public once they got a good few stutter-free, not-cringe takes

>> No.14646417

oh my god they have a fucking panel
this is going to suck

>> No.14646419

is it just me or is the sign language lady a bit too animated?

>> No.14646420

>>14646399
heem sleepy

>> No.14646422

READ FASTER

>> No.14646421

where is biden

>> No.14646425

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

>> No.14646426

shut up pr

>> No.14646427
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14646427

finally

>> No.14646428

She's kinda cute bro....

>> No.14646429

What are you guys talking about did the music change or what?

>> No.14646431

Kamala Harris makes me yearn for Hillary Clinton to get back in politics

>> No.14646433

>>14646325
aliens would be just a part of God's creation, anon.

>> No.14646434

>WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS

SHUT UP OLD LADY

>> No.14646435

>These 'images'

what did she mean by this?

>> No.14646436

>>14646419
nah sign language is always very animated

>> No.14646437
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14646437

>possibly

so fucking nothing nice

>> No.14646438

BUT FIRST

MORE NIGGERS

>> No.14646439

>>14646358
almost as good as 'covfefe' desu
did obama and bush ever get word salads?
8 years in office each, no way they didn't

>> No.14646440

kek so it was his fault

>> No.14646441

She said images plural
But its only one image...

>> No.14646442

>>14646269
She is stalling lmao

>> No.14646444
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14646444

check em

>> No.14646445

I hate this sign language shit, tired of the pandering to the disabled being forced down my throat!!

>> No.14646446

here's my main man joe

>> No.14646447 [DELETED] 

how many fucking kike cock sucking faggots can you fit in one room?

>> No.14646448

>>14646421
Another lid.

>> No.14646449

>BIDEN'S FAULT
BIDEN'S FAULT
>BIDEN'S FAULT
BIDEN'S FAULT
>BIDEN'S FAULT
BIDEN'S FAULT
>BIDEN'S FAULT
BIDEN'S FAULT
>BIDEN'S FAULT
BIDEN'S FAULT

>> No.14646452

literally a speech of nothing just to introduce president for another speech of nothing. oh by the way sorry for being 1.25 hours late.

jesus i hate politics. politics ruined science.

>> No.14646453

>>14646444
what the fuck

>> No.14646454

>>14646363
They're genetic mistakes like down syndrome people

>> No.14646455

ALL HAIL TO THE LICH KING

>> No.14646456

>trip to middle-east
based

>> No.14646458

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JUST SHOW IT

>> No.14646457

>>14646428
If you’re attracted to mean wine aunts.

>> No.14646460

>>14646427
I love her
I want to protect her

>> No.14646461

>we were uh...
>the middle east

>> No.14646462

>>14646439
What are bushisms?

>> No.14646463

>>14646077
hope this is it lmao

>> No.14646464

Oh my lord SHOW THE PICTURE ALREADY

>> No.14646465

>>14646444
KINO

>> No.14646466
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>> No.14646467
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>>14646444
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14646469
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14646469

Marbles

>> No.14646471

She is just DUNKING on Ruzzian muppets. Fucked fucked Putin

>> No.14646468

THE MIDDLE EAST (OF SPACE!)

>> No.14646474

>>14646444
Baste

>> No.14646473

>>14646444
HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14646472
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14646472

>preparing for a trip to the middle east

>> No.14646476

>>14646373
>Aliens are just demons anon
I think you mean angels. Everybody knows the demons are terrestrial.

>> No.14646477
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14646477

>Making this about politics
This is /sci/ go back to /pol/ chuds

>> No.14646478

bill nelson, aka ballast that got a teacher killed

>> No.14646479

What channel are you on?

>> No.14646480
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14646480

>>14646444

>> No.14646481

>>14646444
Kino

>> No.14646482

>>14646444
Whoa

>> No.14646483

>>14646460
She doesn't like white boys

>> No.14646484

>>14646456
How much preparation do you need for a blowjob of the Saudi prince?

>> No.14646485

fuck ballast bill

>> No.14646486
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14646486

>>14646444

>> No.14646488
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14646488

>>14646444
>>14646444
>>14646444
CHECKED

>> No.14646487

>>14646444
BASED

>> No.14646489

Shut the fuck up and show the fucking Picture.

>> No.14646490

>I was engaged with 15 young boys and girls

>> No.14646493

white house stream is ahead and in 1080p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z13QK1shc7A

>> No.14646492

>>14646444
Impressive. Very nice.

>> No.14646491

>>14646444
HOLY BASED

>> No.14646495

>>14646444
good job anon

>> No.14646496

>i was preparing for a trip to the middle east by shitting in my diaper

>> No.14646497

they just had to make this political

>> No.14646498

>>14646444
damn, nice

>> No.14646499

>delay "the greatest discovery in years" 1.5 hours because of a trip to the middle east
amazing

>> No.14646500

>biden too busy planning to blow shitskins with drones strikes
uhm.. based??

>> No.14646501

Biden sounds pretty lucid.

>> No.14646502
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14646502

>>14646444

>> No.14646503
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14646503

>>14646444

>> No.14646505

he thinks Djokovic played on that tennis court sunshield

>> No.14646506

Biden delayed because he had to work for oil companies in the Middle East. Classic USA

>> No.14646508

>>14646444
very impressive

>> No.14646507

>>14646444
Holy based

>> No.14646510

>>14646444
CHECK'D

>> No.14646509

reeeeeee its well after midnight, I have work tomorrow, just show the fucking picture Carmelaaaaaa

>> No.14646512
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>>14646444

>> No.14646511

shut it down

>> No.14646513

>>14646444
YOOOOOO

>> No.14646516

>>14646466
WHOAAAAAAA CHECK EM

>> No.14646518

>>14646462
i was young, the only one i personally remember is 'nuke-yoolar' but only because he said it so often

>> No.14646517

ALIENS ARE ATTACKING

>> No.14646521

>>14646466
>>14646444
AHHHH

>> No.14646519

don't tell him about the light year

>> No.14646522

I wanna make sweet love to the sign language lady.

>> No.14646523

FUCK THE ALIENS ARE INVADING

>> No.14646525

BIDEN DID IT
BIDEN DID IT

A MILLION MILES INTO COSMOS!!!!!
>A MILLION MILES INTO COSMOS!!!!!
A MILLION MILES INTO COSMOS!!!!!
>A MILLION MILES INTO COSMOS!!!!!
A MILLION MILES INTO COSMOS!!!!!

>> No.14646526

LMAO

>> No.14646527

NO, BIDEN BROKE

>> No.14646528

>>14646444
neat

>> No.14646529

>BIDEN GLITCHED

>> No.14646530

ROBOT JOE CRASHED

>> No.14646531

>>14646444
witnessed

>> No.14646532

hahaha

>> No.14646533
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14646533

UHHHHH ANON

>> No.14646534

spooky moment

>> No.14646535

LMAO

>> No.14646536

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14646537

>>14646444
You are the only star i see

>> No.14646538

What the FUCK was that??

>> No.14646539

>A S-RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
What did Biden mean by this?

>> No.14646540

A UFO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.14646542

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.14646541
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14646541

>>14646444

>> No.14646544

MR KRABS WTF

>> No.14646546
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14646546

>scroll through thread
>no picture looks cool
FUCK SPACE OCEANBROS GET IN HERE

>> No.14646543

>>14646444
CHCHCHCHCHEEECKED

>> No.14646547

>>14646444
HOLY SHIT

>> No.14646548

>>14646444
cosmic check

>> No.14646549

>>14646263
>aaaaand cut

>> No.14646550

why do biden and trump do the same stupid ad libbing. just read the prompter.

>> No.14646551
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14646551

>>14646444

>> No.14646552

>>14646444
very nice

>> No.14646553
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14646553

WTF WAS THAT

>> No.14646555

JESUS FUCK BIDEN JUST SHOW THE PICTURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14646556

Okay but why not closed captioning?

>> No.14646557
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14646557

>>14646444
This nigga.

>> No.14646558

>tomorrow
this is just the announcement, the pictures aren't coming until another 16 hours

>> No.14646559
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14646559

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh THE AYYYYYS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE STREAMMMMMMMM

>> No.14646560
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14646560

REPLY TO THIS POST TO KEEP JOE AWAKE

>> No.14646563

Amazing tech on display right now

>> No.14646562

>>14646444
C-CHECKED!!!

>> No.14646561

thought I got blue screen of death

>> No.14646564

BIDEN.EXE HAS CRASHED

>> No.14646565

YAWN!!! Who is this sleepy old guy?

>> No.14646566

STOP TALKING ABOUT DIDDLING KIDS AND SHOW THE FUCKING PICS ALREADY, FUCK!

>> No.14646567

BIG THINGS!

>> No.14646568

>>14646444
fucking incredible

>> No.14646570

>>14646444
very based

>> No.14646569

AHHH MY BRAIN

Wow, I love Biden now.

Screw the pictures, vote Biden 2024.

>> No.14646571

YES YES BURGER GOOD, HURRY UP ALREADY

>> No.14646572

>JosephRBidenJr.exe has stopped working

>> No.14646573

Glad it wasn't just me

>> No.14646574

>>14646444
this is my image

>> No.14646575

Something about this senile old man makes me feel uneasy.

>> No.14646576

>>14646444
CHECKED AND KEK'D

>> No.14646577

>>14646444
yooooo

>> No.14646578
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14646578

>>14646202
pesquet is the most based man off earth

>> No.14646579

>>14646444
HOLY CHECKED

>> No.14646581

SHUT IT DOWN THE HUMANS KNOW

>> No.14646580

cringe as fuck

>> No.14646582

>>14646501
he usually does. Its just that most of the time we just see the times he gaffs cause those go viral. He still gaffs at a pretty high rate

>> No.14646583

>>14646292
Press the button Sleepy Joe!

>> No.14646585
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14646585

>>14646546

>> No.14646586

>America can do big things
No shit? We're undeniably the most influential country in spaceflight and space exploration

>> No.14646584

BIDEN STOP JERKING OFF THE COMMIE STATES OF SHITMERICA AND SHOW THE ALIENS

>> No.14646587

>AMERICA CAN DO BIG THINGS
>20 years late
sigh

>> No.14646588

Stop shilling your shithole and just show the goddamn picture.

>> No.14646589
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14646589

>>14646444

>> No.14646590

Tomorrow ????????

>> No.14646591

This speech is kind of making me like this Joe Biden fella.

>> No.14646592

NOTHING IS BEYOND OUR REACH

>> No.14646593

>>14646444
checked

>> No.14646597

>nothing beyond our capacity
>can’t do universal healthcare
Kek americans

>> No.14646600

damn that's clear

>> No.14646599

As long as the first man on Mars is male and straight, I have no objections.

>> No.14646601

PUSSYBILITIES

>> No.14646603

ITS LITERALLY NOTHING

>> No.14646604

>ONE SINGLE WORD
>asuphutimatf

>> No.14646605

Did it really leak here? fucking WHACK

>> No.14646606

oh my god, we were right
fuck off

>> No.14646607

>picture from 2015
AND I CLAPPED

>> No.14646608

tbf he is touching on probably my personal favorite part of space observation
look in a telescope at something billions of light years away, the photons given off by that were flying through space for billions of years, until your telescope and your retina lined up in just the right way to capture them and see them at that moment
THAT's the shit that i live for

>> No.14646609

>>14646077
>/sci/ leaked it first
based

>> No.14646610

>>14646077
HOW????????????????

>> No.14646612

>>14646493
Thanks, this looks shit but way better than the other one at least

>> No.14646611
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14646611

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA IT'S JUST THE SAME SHIT

>> No.14646613

ITS JUST DEEP FIELD

>> No.14646614
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14646614

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NON O NO WEBCELS IS THIS IT?????

>> No.14646616

I am underwhelmed

>> No.14646615

WOW!

>> No.14646619

>>14646077
HOLY SHIT ANON WAS RIGHT

>> No.14646618

holy shit its nothing

>> No.14646620
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14646620

FIRST IMAGE

>> No.14646622

>>14646077
IT WAS REAL

>> No.14646624

>the leak was real
cringe

>> No.14646625

AHAHAAHAHA IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
I FUCKING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE SCIENCE

>> No.14646626
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14646626

>>14646444
Impressive, but check this 5.

>> No.14646627

>>14646077
SHIT

>> No.14646628

ITS AGAIN A CGI COLOR RENDER

ITS NOT A REAL REPRESENTATION

>> No.14646629

wtf, that was the picture

>> No.14646631
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14646631

>it was the same image
MY RAGE BURNS HOTTER THAN A THOUSAND STARS

>> No.14646630

>>14646077
how did he know

>> No.14646632

>>14646603
WHAT IS THIS? A UNIVERSE FOR ANTS?

>> No.14646634

Wow average sci fi show background

>> No.14646636

>no aliens
Aaaaaaaaaaaand it's over. I'm out.

>> No.14646638

>>14646077
LMAO IT'S THE LEAKED IMAGE

>> No.14646639
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14646639

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

>> No.14646640

>>14646077
It was

>> No.14646642

>>14646077
holy shit how

>> No.14646641

I hate old people so much

>> No.14646643

BOGOS BINTED!

>> No.14646644

looks like shit i saw in picture books in the 80s

>> No.14646645

HOLY SHIT ITS ACTUALLY MIND BLOWING

>> No.14646646
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14646646

>> No.14646647
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14646647

>>14646444
Checked

>> No.14646648

why is everyone talking so fucking old

>> No.14646649

>THE LEAKED IMAGE WAS REAL

WTF

>> No.14646650
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14646650

What an absolute nothingburger

>> No.14646652

cool

>> No.14646651

aaaaaa fuck I hate it when I'm reminded of how small we are

>> No.14646653

Wow it's fucking nothing

>> No.14646654

Holy shit Bill you're awful......

>> No.14646655

>>14645349
Why the fuck couldn't they have Mather introduce this shit instead of 2 senile retards?

>> No.14646656

>>14646077
DELET THIS

MR. PRESIDENT
MADDAM VICE PRESIDENT HE'S LEAKING STATE SECRETS

>> No.14646658

>>14646620
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IT IS HORRIFYING

>> No.14646659

>/sci/ leaked it
based

>> No.14646660

Based nasa anon

>> No.14646662

>>14646077
lmao

>> No.14646663

What the fuck?! They're just reposting a pic from Hubble!

>> No.14646664

>>14646631
what did you speak from NASA? (nasa = lies in hebrew)

>> No.14646665

UNLIMITED GALAXIES

>> No.14646666

>>14646077
>>14646077
>>14646077
>>14646077

so this was it?

>> No.14646667

wooow amazing, i've seen this just a billion times

>> No.14646668

ok tomorrow then

>> No.14646669

>>14646077
>600 quadrillion dollars to take the same picture as hubble

>> No.14646670

>>14646077
ANON (ALIEN)

>> No.14646671

>>14646287
lol

>> No.14646673

>>14646077
>/sci/fags creamed themselves for hours over THIS
Lmao

>> No.14646675
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14646675

>>14646626
lmao

>> No.14646676

>>14646077
I WAS HERE

>> No.14646680

>>14646077
Yawn

>> No.14646679

>>14646077
How the fuck did anon get this pic?

>> No.14646681

Where's the raw file?

>> No.14646682

>>14646077
what the fuck
how

>> No.14646683

>infinte galaxies
that's impossible, the universe is not infinite if it started

>> No.14646685
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14646685

Which galaxies have oil?

>> No.14646684

>>14646597
can, but won't

healthcare lobbyists should be burned at the stake

>> No.14646686
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14646686

WHERE IS THE HIGH RES JAY PEG?!

>> No.14646688
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14646688

>>14646077
How the FUCK

>> No.14646687

>>14646077
thanks

>> No.14646689
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14646689

i waited an hour and a half for this

>> No.14646690

>>14646077
how did you get this

>> No.14646691

>>14646614
you should be watching the stream above 240p anon

>> No.14646692

>all these galaxies and no female there would eevr fuck me

>> No.14646693

>>14646651
I think it'd be much more deppressing if all boundaries of space were available to us. There's much more beauty in mystery.

>> No.14646694
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14646694

>>14646666

>> No.14646695

>>14646648
because the galaxies are old

>> No.14646696

aiight i'm out. science SUCKS

>> No.14646698
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14646698

it wouldn't be an american presentation without at least one nigger shoved onto the screen

>> No.14646697
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14646697

>> No.14646699

nothign burger

>> No.14646700

Did you know that there are more galaxies in the universe than there are grains of sand that you can fit on a finger?

>> No.14646701
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14646701

>>14646651
all galaxies are being sucked into a blackhole in the center. a downward spiral if you will.

>> No.14646702

>>14646651
Women only like cosmically significant men anon. So sorry

>> No.14646703

>>14646077
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

>> No.14646705

>>14646673
I don't know what they were expecting tbqhwyf, a full HD picture of a humanoid civilization 6 gorillion years away from us?

>> No.14646707

What the fuck is this guy talking about

>> No.14646708

>>14646697
Nelson said this photo is looking back 13 billion years

>> No.14646709

>>14646077
You're going to be in deep shit for leaking state secrets anon. I hope you used multiple VPNs and tunneled proxies.

>> No.14646710

selling my nasa stocks before the crash

>> No.14646711
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14646711

>>14646077
Put me in the screencap

>> No.14646712

>>14646077
I didn't want to believe

>> No.14646713

they're obviously not habitable or they'd address this here instead of just releasing bulk images tomorrow

>> No.14646714

>>14646683
how does that work?

>> No.14646716

could it possibly be more underwhelming

>> No.14646717
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14646717

What did tourist retards expect?

>> No.14646718

>>14646077
kek you were true
based

>> No.14646719

>>14646650
Where are the aliens???

>> No.14646720

make it stop :(

>> No.14646721

>>14646077
based leak

>> No.14646722

>>14646707
They were in financial trouble five years ago anon pay attention.

>> No.14646723
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14646723

>it's just a bunch of lights

NASA is dead
Science is dead
Joe Biden is dead and is pulling a weekend at Bernies

DeSantis 2024 confirmed

>> No.14646725

>>14646665
like in hyperion or like in foundation?

>> No.14646726

Wasn't this shit precisely what HUDF captured?

>> No.14646727

Damn space. Needs a rape correction.

>> No.14646728

JWST FWCK MY SHWT WP

>> No.14646729

Wow another NASA CGI fractals, atleast beef up the rendering from last time

Universe is flat

>> No.14646730
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14646730

>>14646650
I WANTED PILLARS OF CREATION-TIER KINO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14646731

>>14646690
DALL-E 2

>> No.14646732

>>14646077
Based Fedboy leaking images on 4chan before the president has even seen them.

>> No.14646733

later im going to do my dishes

>> No.14646734
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14646734

>>14646077
Holy shit put me in the screencap

>> No.14646735

Can they aim it at Tabby’s Star next? I want to see them ayys.

>> No.14646737

WAIT!

>> No.14646736

>>14646717
some pillars of creating like thing not this shit

>> No.14646740

>>14646077
how did you know anon?!

>> No.14646741
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14646741

first picture from space

>> No.14646742

>>14646077
kek where the fuck did you find this.

>> No.14646744
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14646744

Why don't they just build a telescope on Planet Dirt? I bet it would be cheaper and produce more interesting images than this did.

>> No.14646745

>>14646077
Is this you buzz?

>> No.14646746

>PRESS SAY FUCK THIS
LMAO ???

>> No.14646748

>>14646717
Retards expected this to be something other than a picture of really, really deep space. I don't get it.

>> No.14646749

>>14646717
idk something more high quality than hubble. this just looks like deep field with more curvature

>> No.14646750

>>14646628
its an infrared telescope you bottomless-pit-for-a-head inbred.

>> No.14646751

>>14646077
THIS ISN'T IT YET YOU RETARDS

>> No.14646752

>>14646726
Yeah but dude, there's *more* pixels. It's higher res. That's worth $10 billion dollars, right?!

>> No.14646753

>>14646077

>thats it

grim

>> No.14646754

This is BULLSHIT they don't even play this on tv.

>> No.14646755

>>14646697
This first image from NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope is the deepest and sharpest infrared image of the distant universe to date. Known as Webb’s First Deep Field, this image of galaxy cluster SMACS 0723 is overflowing with detail. Thousands of galaxies – including the faintest objects ever observed in the infrared – have appeared in Webb’s view for the first time. This slice of the vast universe covers a patch of sky approximately the size of a grain of sand held at arm’s length by someone on the ground.

>> No.14646756

>>14646077
I initally scrolled by this thinking it was nothing important.

>> No.14646757
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14646757

RATE THE STREAM

>> No.14646758

>>14646717
aliens

>> No.14646759
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14646759

>>14646077
The hacker knowns as 4chan...

>> No.14646761
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14646761

>>14646077
This is in a better resolution than the official NASA pic, how the actual FUCK did you got that?

>> No.14646763
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14646763

>>14646666
witnessed

>> No.14646764
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14646764

>>14646077
hi fbi man pls be my friend

>> No.14646767

>>14646697
pretty cool t b h

>> No.14646768
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14646768

>>14646077
BIDEN GET OFF 4CHAN YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO POST HERE

>> No.14646769
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14646769

>>14646077
fuck already leaked shit

>> No.14646770

>>14646077
wtf anon?

>> No.14646772

>>14646077
Redpill me on light curvature

>> No.14646773

WHY'D THEY KICK THE PRESS OUT

WHAT ARE THEY SHOWING HIM

>> No.14646774

Did Joe Biden have a stroke and that's why they kicked the press out?

>> No.14646775

>white house stream over
Is the NASA stream still going?

>> No.14646776

>>14646717
something that would make you say "wow, that was worth billions of dollars and 20 years of delays"

>> No.14646778

idgaf about irrelevant galaxies, I want to see exoplanet data.

>> No.14646779

Alright I don't actually care about this. All I want is the atmospheric composition of some cool exoplanets and interstellar travel. Webb should at least get the former.

>> No.14646781

>>14646754
Normies hate science anon. They want to watch their idpol dramas

>> No.14646783

PUT THE MUSIC BACK ON. DO DO DOOT DOOT DOOT

>> No.14646784

>>14646077
Ight pls leak tomorrows pictures

>> No.14646785
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14646785

>>14646077
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14646786

>>14646749
Galaxies look pretty similar, these ones are just way farther out than what deep field could see

>> No.14646787

ONE PHOTO?

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.14646788

>>14646761
>he doesn't know

>> No.14646789
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14646789

>>14646077
?

>> No.14646790

the fuck did joe say? I wonder what the fress? is like in all those other places

>> No.14646791
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14646791

>>14646077
LMAO

>> No.14646794

so this is the power of america..

>> No.14646793

It's still and amazing picture. Please just look at it and allow yourself to be in awe. Think about what you are seeing.

>> No.14646795

>>14646077
B.A.S.A.D.O
thank you mister undercover agent

>> No.14646797

>>14646757
beep boop bap baap boop

>> No.14646798

>>14646775
Nope, that's all you get to see of dear leader today.

>> No.14646799

>>14646787
in 15h we get all the photos

>> No.14646800

>>14646077
t-thanks

>> No.14646801

https://www.flickr.com/photos/nasawebbtelescope/52210366419/in/album-72177720300469752/

>> No.14646802

>>14646781
I am actually angry at this. The billions of dollars doesn't justify releasing to the public???!!!!

>> No.14646803

>>14646787
One today, more tomorrow

>> No.14646804

it's on twitter now

>> No.14646807

>>14646077
Technically a leak of state secrets. Enjoy the FBI visit.

>> No.14646806
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14646806

2s baby!

>> No.14646809

>>14646717
I would have liked to have a comparison of same piece of sky, strange that they didn't do that

>> No.14646810

>>14646790
“Space is real big jack”’

>> No.14646812
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14646812

>>14646077
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
ALSO WITNESSED

>> No.14646813

>delayed 1.5 hours
>just so biden could say a 2 minute speech
>over after 5 minutes
amazing, bravo

>> No.14646814
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14646814

>>14646730
this was just the foreplay, they're saving the good shit until tomorrow's formal press briefing, word is we'll be seeing pics of the carina and planetary ring nebulas, as well as stephan's quintet (pic related) and SMACS 0723

>> No.14646817
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14646817

finally the music is back

>> No.14646816

>>14646077
There must be a really massive object there

>> No.14646818

i thought we would get high resolution images of gas giants and rocky planets in other galaxies not just more galaxies. Galaxies are fucking boring now

>> No.14646820

>>14646801
>https://www.flickr.com/photos/nasawebbtelescope/52210366419/in/album-72177720300469752/
best quality

>> No.14646822

>>14646752
I'd say no but that's chump change compared to the other budgets so cool

>> No.14646823

so i am not cosmologist or astrophysicist, is there something interesting on this image?

>> No.14646825 [DELETED] 

HIGH RES HERE
https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/thumbnails/image/main_image_deep_field_smacs0723-5mb.jpg
https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/thumbnails/image/main_image_deep_field_smacs0723-5mb.jpg
https://www.nasa.gov/sites/default/files/thumbnails/image/main_image_deep_field_smacs0723-5mb.jpg

full res tomorrow https://webbtelescope.org/news/first-images

>> No.14646824

So what is it?

>> No.14646827

>>14646817
prpr

>> No.14646828
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14646828

>mogs your telescope

>> No.14646829

>>14646077
i was here #fuckniggers

>> No.14646831

>>14646444
Beautiful
Put me in the screencap, lads

>> No.14646830

>>14646793
we will never reach these galaxies because of expansion, they might as well not exist. If it's not in the local group then fuck em. where are the earthlike exoplanets

>> No.14646832
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14646832

>WITNESSED
WITNESSED
>WITNESSED
WITNESSED
>WITNESSED
WITNESSED

>> No.14646833

>>14646801
Ten billion dollars and there are lens flairs?

>> No.14646835

>>14646749
>>14646786
idk why they didn't make a comparison image of the same patch of space, this all seems exceptionally low effort

>> No.14646834
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14646834

>>14646789
meds

>> No.14646836

>>14646802
Billions of dollars more are going into the news cycle. Also shows that Biden considers the oil execs more important with his trip to the middle east

>> No.14646837

>>14646772
God inventing impressionism for the lulz

>> No.14646841

/sci/chads..../fit/chad here. what happened? its just a stupid photo like the one i had on my textbook at school.

>> No.14646842

>>14646822
At least $4 billion SLS launches feature explosions.

>> No.14646843

When was it leaked? Yesterday?

>> No.14646847

>>14646077
checked and based

>> No.14646848

>>14646077
Holy shit it genuinely is, how did you get this? Lmao.

>> No.14646849

>>14646825
looks nice desu

>> No.14646850

>>14646077
WITNESS ME FED BOY!

>> No.14646851

>>14646077
No fucking way

>> No.14646854

>>14646789
they reposted it from anon's post, filename matches the server time

>> No.14646855

WHY THE FUCK IS THERE THAT MUCH GRAVITATIONAL LENSING? HOW THE FUCK? I thought gravitational lensing was supposed to be rare?

>> No.14646856

>>14645349
What the fuck why the fuck did they need to start with some kind of SNL type intro, just get to the fucking point you useless boomers. GUEST STARRING, PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN, KAMALA HARRIS, PETE DAVIDSON, HUNTER BIDEN, THE ONE JEWISH GUY FROM THAT SITCOM, THE ENITRE NASA CREW, AND PERFORMANCE BY SKRILLEX!!!!!

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14646858

>>14646444
Replying to this on the school internet so the admin can see this legendary get

>> No.14646857

>>14646077
BASED LEAKER THANKS FOR THE NEW DESKTOP

>> No.14646862

Lmao, you goofballs really thought this thing was the cutting edge of telescope technology?
You're getting scraps off the NRO's table.

>> No.14646863

>>14646077
I WAS HERE
BAHAHAHA
GOVT BTFOD

>> No.14646864

>>14646077
>NASA intern browses 4chan

>> No.14646866

what did biden say at the end of the press conference before they made the press leave?

>> No.14646867

>>14646823
the distortion in the pic is caused by dark matter

>> No.14646868

>>14646077
>filename
Is everyone but me retarded?

>> No.14646869

>>14646714
infinite wouldn't have a start

>> No.14646870 [DELETED] 
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14646870

so you want to see a pic of the heaven?

>> No.14646871

>>14646818
>high-res up-close photos of planets in other galaxies
i hate to break it to you, anon...

>> No.14646872

>tfw you'll never live in a RED galaxy
fuck this blue shit

>> No.14646873
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14646873

>>14646077
Based, better make a run from the glowies.

>> No.14646874

>>14646828
why are galaxies disks instead of spheres

>> No.14646875

>>>RAW IMAGE HERE

https://stsci-opo.org/STScI-01G7JJ29QMHNZKDK9JC7M4G47T.tif
https://stsci-opo.org/STScI-01G7JJADTH90FR98AKKJFKSS0B.png

https://webbtelescope.org/contents/media/images/2022/038/01G7JGTH21B5GN9VCYAHBXKSD1

>> No.14646876

>>14646843
If you're in central europe, yes it was yesterday

>> No.14646878
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14646878

>>14646825

CLAIM YOUR GALAXY

I claim this one

>> No.14646881

So much fucking lensing, i love it! . Also , the quality of the image is pretty impressive

>> No.14646883

>>14646077
How did you get this from Biden's phone, hacker anon??

>> No.14646884

>>14646717
They wouldn't have gotten their expectations so high if they had just put this out online when they first got the chance instead of doing this bullshit press release stuff.

>> No.14646885

>>14646855
when you can see a whole load more shit and a lot of it is much MUCH farther away than we could previously observe, you're gonna see more lensing

>> No.14646886

>>14646818
It can't see gas giants or rocky planets in other systems, but I hope that they'll point it towards Netpune and Uranus at some point.

>> No.14646887
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14646887

>>14646868
>he doesn't spoof his filenames to help prevent autists from using the archives to track your posting habits

>> No.14646888

>>14646868
4chanX can generate filenames like that

>> No.14646889

>>14646077
How did he do it?

>> No.14646890

>>14646855
Edge of space is being consumed by the gravity man. Beware.

>> No.14646891

>>14646697
This is a mural you see waiting in line for space mountain

>> No.14646892

>>14646855
your mother was center-frame of the image

>> No.14646894

>>14646866
he asked a staff member to change his diaper

>> No.14646895
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14646895

>>14646878
this center one

>> No.14646897

Incredibly underwhelming. Tomorrow better be insane.

>> No.14646899

>>14646814
I don't think infrared images of already imaged stuff will wow anyone. James Webb will shine when it looks at stuff we haven't been able to look at before.

>> No.14646898

>>14646730
is this real?

>> No.14646900
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14646900

>>14646878
claiming the evil red one

>> No.14646901

>>14646833
Do you not know what a diffraction spike is?

>> No.14646902
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14646902

>>14646875
b...bros

what is this red dot

>> No.14646903

>>14646077
wait he's posting the uncompressed version that's coming tomorrow

>> No.14646907

>>14646895
I want the shiny one

>> No.14646906
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14646906

>>14646878
This wobbly mf is mine now.

>> No.14646908

>>14646868
4chanx can do that automatically, the image itself isn't in any of the archives

>> No.14646909

>>14646077
RON PAUL

>> No.14646910

>>14646077
Fuck you

>> No.14646911
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14646911

>>14646878
Fire galaxy is mine

>> No.14646912

>>14646866
I think he said, and I'm paraphrasing here, "I wonder what the press in other countries is saying".

>> No.14646913
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14646913

>>14646878
Mine

>> No.14646915

>>14646866
he made a stupid joke , " i wonder what the press is like in those galaaxies "

>> No.14646916

>>14646077
RUN AWAY KING THEY ARE OUT TO GET YOU

>> No.14646919

>>14646077
WHAT WAVELENGTHS!

>> No.14646920

>>14646902
MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN

>> No.14646921
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14646921

>> No.14646922

>>14646871
how can we not see inside other galaxies yet when when can beyond those galaxies and see thousands more

>> No.14646924

>>14646901
Something that takes 11 billion dollars to get rid of?

>> No.14646925
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14646925

>>14646878

>> No.14646927

>>14646915
ALIENS CONFIRMED OMG BIDEN JUST LEAKD ALIENS

>> No.14646926
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14646926

>>14646878
Mine now.

>> No.14646930

>>14646900
>tfw the red galaxies are probably all dead in the present day

>> No.14646933
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14646933

>work on Webb
>Regularly browse /sci/
The feds are gonna investigate me aren't they

>> No.14646935
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14646935

>>14646878
Cool

>> No.14646937

>>14646900
That's where the jews came from

>> No.14646938

What's the lens eye distortion effect in the center? Are the galaxies spinning around a black hole or something?

>> No.14646939

What's incredible i think the leaker got images without much color correction

>> No.14646942
File: 120 KB, 292x221, Screenshot 2022-07-12 003313.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646942

>>14646878
IM TAKING THE STAR IN THE MIDDLE
>inb4 it's not a galaxy
I DONT FUCKING CARE

>> No.14646940

>>14646886
WHAT SO I WON'T GET SOME KINO WALLPAPER? YOU ARE BULLSHITTING ME, I DON'T BELIEVE IT

>> No.14646941
File: 748 KB, 990x1636, Screenshot_20220711-173326_Samsung Internet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646941

>>14646878
Mine now!

>> No.14646943
File: 79 KB, 247x166, 1651752526408.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646943

>>14646878
I'll take the mouth of the evil face

>> No.14646947

>>14646938
yo mama was in the way

>> No.14646946

>>14646807
ur just making shit up at this point.

>> No.14646950
File: 60 KB, 173x187, N.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646950

>>14646875
N
>>14646878

>> No.14646953

>>14646909
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lvcCDl_nq0

>> No.14646957
File: 9 KB, 282x205, claimed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646957

>>14646878
claimed land i like her

>> No.14646960
File: 276 KB, 484x419, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646960

>>14646878
Claiming the Galaxy sexual intercourse
>Captcha: TGSTD

>> No.14646963
File: 1.70 MB, 1643x939, mine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646963

>>14646878
These all belong to me. They and all their contents are mine.

>> No.14646964
File: 10 KB, 256x256, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646964

>>14646943

>> No.14646965

>>14646933
idk man i worked on Mandalorian and leaked a bunch of set pics and disney never came after me so youll probably be fine.
I didnt sleep for two days though.

>> No.14646966
File: 197 KB, 1190x838, Giant Thinking Face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646966

>This image
>Making 10 random people billionaires

Did we make the right call here?

>> No.14646969

>>14646943
I’ll be the little pink laugh line on the left

>> No.14646970

>>14646924
If it took that much to get rid of you, it would be worth it.

>> No.14646971

>>14646933
keep us updated

>> No.14646972
File: 4 KB, 100x100, bulju.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646972

>>14646077
witnessed

>> No.14646973

>>14646957
You're late.
>>14646935

>> No.14646974

>>14646077
How the fuck can galaxies bend like that? This has to be fake right?

>> No.14646975
File: 6 KB, 199x198, 1657577560734~01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646975

>>14646878
Dibs on this one.

>> No.14646978

>>14645704
If you tried to have sex in 0g you'd literally rip your dick off.

>> No.14646977

>>14646942
is this star just nearer or is it bigger than those galaxies?

>> No.14646979

>>14646933
Prepare your anus anon

Godspeed

>> No.14646981

>>14646974
The light is bending not the galaxies.

>> No.14646983

>>14646077
[math]\unicode{x1F631}[/math]

>> No.14646986

>>14646973
b-but

>> No.14646990

>>14646960
>>14646913
Already claimed bitch

>> No.14646991
File: 70 KB, 862x575, 54e6e288a0b53b87d74158704de4373f (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646991

>>14646077
aligned an old image

>> No.14646992
File: 564 KB, 698x474, devilgalaxy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14646992

>>14646878
this motherfucker right here, I'm building a planet in the center of it

>> No.14646994

>>14646974
Gravitational lensing

>> No.14646995

>>14646966
Did you not get the memo? You’re supposed to love the billionaires.

>> No.14646997

what i miss?

>> No.14646998

>>14646933
>00:33:33 No.14646933
You're done for, the numbers don't lie, leak us some more before they get you then

>> No.14647000

>>14646974
It's like trans women. It's not what it seems like.

>> No.14647001
File: 201 KB, 327x436, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647001

>>14646878
Dibs on long boy

>> No.14647002

>>14646983
how da fug do u do emojis?

>> No.14647003
File: 55 KB, 294x250, image_2022-07-12_030617624.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647003

>>14646878
mine

>> No.14647004

>>14646983
>
how?

>> No.14647007

>>14646983
fuck you mod

>> No.14647008

>>14646983
wtf

>> No.14647009
File: 86 KB, 750x711, 1542677104124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647009

>>14646878

It's kinda funny that there may be aliens in these galaxies that will never know some losers on a human anonymous board are "claiming" their entire fucking galaxies as a joke lol

>> No.14647012

>>14646994
why doe it seemingly lens around the focal point of the camera?

>> No.14647011
File: 40 KB, 283x343, Screenshot_20220711-173718_Gallery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647011

>>14646878
fuck you I'm taking the space cock and putting it in OP's ass

>> No.14647015

>>14646970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5PABXXdDwA

Child actors are cheaper.

>> No.14647017

ERROR

>> No.14647019

>>14647007

>> No.14647021
File: 5 KB, 64x41, Screenshot 2022-07-12 003706.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647021

>>14646878
mein

>> No.14647023

>>14646983
Huh

>> No.14647024

>>14647009
bro the galaxies don't exist anymore that picture is 13 millions years old

>> No.14647025

>>14646991
wow, that makes it even lamer, hopefully the other pictures are better

>> No.14647028

>>14646444
W I T N E S S E D

>> No.14647030
File: 317 KB, 546x343, mine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647030

>>14646878
I like this one. Its got good form.

>> No.14647031

>>14647007

>> No.14647032
File: 33 KB, 164x95, galaxy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647032

>>14646878
Looks like home.

>> No.14647034
File: 4 KB, 211x47, Screenshot from 2022-07-12 01-38-07.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647034

>>14646983
I just see this

[math]\unicode{x1F631}[/math]

>> No.14647035

>>14647009
The galaxies are probably too early to have life. Shit takes a few generation of exploding stars to really get going.

>> No.14647038

>>14647009
It’s mine though. What are they gonna do about it?

>> No.14647039
File: 153 KB, 800x795, Antennae_Galaxies_reloaded.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647039

>>14646878
Sup

>> No.14647042

>>14647002

>> No.14647043
File: 101 KB, 307x257, kuva_2022-07-12_013932511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647043

>>14646878
I'll take the two colliding ones

>> No.14647044

test
[math]\unicode{x1F631}[/math]

>> No.14647045

>>14646983

>> No.14647046

>>14646444
holy fucking shit

>> No.14647048

can someone explain how they choose the colors for the image?

>> No.14647050
File: 105 KB, 256x192, 1640548127449.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647050

>>14647011

>> No.14647051

>>14647012
Those nerds accidentally left the fisheye lens on.

>> No.14647053

>>14647009
Better start paying rent in exotic matter and have it express delivered

>> No.14647054

>>14647034
[math]\unicode{x1F602}[/math]

>> No.14647055

>>14647012
They aimed the camera at the center of the distortion

>> No.14647056

>>14646983

>> No.14647057
File: 21 KB, 349x305, 1500536849226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647057

I'm stoned af, someone tell me this isn't a Trinity-Postmodern level of ''new''. This is just a nice picture and nothing more right?

>> No.14647060

>>14646983

>> No.14647059

>>14647043
One galaxy per person anon.

>> No.14647061
File: 151 KB, 238x358, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647061

>>14647001
>>14646878
Someone already claimed so I'll claim the other long one

>> No.14647063

>>14647034
[math]\unicode{x1f631}[/math]

>> No.14647064

>>14646977
think its nearer, a star can't be bigger than a galaxy

>> No.14647065

>>14647011
thats a (((nose)))

>> No.14647066
File: 608 KB, 2048x1285, 1629379748423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647066

>>14647009
it's worse if you think about the amount of aliens that have "claimed" our galaxy

>> No.14647067

>>14647054
b-bros?

>> No.14647068

>>14646983
[math]\unicode{x1F631}[/math]
so only works on this board?
shame

>> No.14647069
File: 10 KB, 174x290, wuh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647069

Congratulations to all the astronomers and cosmologists who can now begin to produce enough data and churn out useless papers that will tell us shit about shit and perhaps see weak evidence of life in solar systems we'll never reach... /sci/ I'm starting to hecking hate science.

>> No.14647070

>>14647059
They already are one galaxy, the collision happened billions of years ago

>> No.14647071

why dont they point this to GN-z11?

>> No.14647073

>>14647034
[math]\unicode{x1f631}[/math]

NO WAY!!!! IT WORKS!!!

>> No.14647074

tell me the other pictures are going to be better

>> No.14647075

>>14647034
you're blocking javascript friend

>> No.14647076

>>14647034
[math]\unicode{x1F632}[/math]

>> No.14647077
File: 386 KB, 1536x2048, 1655974144686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647077

bye thread

>> No.14647078

>>14646983
young galaxies [math]\unicode{x1F62D} \unicode{x1F62D} \unicode{x1F62D}[/math]

>> No.14647079

[math]\unicode{x1F631}[/math]

>> No.14647083

>>14646077
mow on jpeg!

>> No.14647087

>>14647009
I felt it one day, some aliens on a flying saucer building forum already claimed us...

>> No.14647085
File: 14 KB, 125x48, galaxy2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647085

>>14647032
Wait, dammit. Already claimed. This one then.

>> No.14647086

>>14647012
they pointed the camera at your mom

>> No.14647088

>>14647048
They take the picture in infrared, and then shift the entire image into visual light, reversing the red shifting that the expansion of space has caused.

>> No.14647090

>>14647048
hello actual /sci/ question here

>> No.14647093

>>14647069
Just learn to manipulate gravity dummy. Then you don’t have to worry about the speed of light.

>> No.14647095 [DELETED] 

>>14646983
[math]\unicode(x1F602}[/math]

>> No.14647096

>>14647070
Anon it already exploded a few hundred years ago.

>> No.14647098

>>14647048
speculating, but red for low frequency light and blue/violet for high frequency light. That's the closest analog for our vision.

>> No.14647097
File: 30 KB, 558x365, Screenshot from 2022-07-12 01-42-06.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647097

>>14647075
Seems like it, no idea what mathjax is

>> No.14647100

[math]\unicode{x1F62D}\unicode{x1F62D}\unicode{x1F62D}[/math]

>> No.14647101

time to start building the 1 AU array lads
might only take a few million years if we start today

>> No.14647104

[math]\unicode{x1F631}[/math]

>> No.14647105

\unicode(x1F602}

>> No.14647106

>>14647088
yeah but how do they pick the range? also is it 1:1 or scaled? linear or not?

>> No.14647111

>>14647078
nuohhhhhhhhhhhhh space erotica [math]\unicode{x1F62D}\unicode{x1F62D}\unicode{x1F62D}\unicode{x1F62D}\unicode{x1F62D}\unicode{x1F62D}[/math]

>> No.14647113

>>14647087
If I had a ufo, I’d spend my entire life posting pictures of funny animals on random planets to you guys, maybe show some alien cavemen a movie.

>> No.14647115

>>14645986
how do boners in space work, /sci/?

>> No.14647116

>>14647106
Definitely not 1:1, but likely crushed to fit the visible spectrum since the infrared spectrum is far wider

>> No.14647118

>>14647098
so reds are low energy beta virgin galaxies?

>> No.14647121

>>14647111
>no limit on emojis
OH SHIT

>> No.14647124

>>14647034
[math]\unicode{x1F608}[/math]

>> No.14647125

/sci/ leaks again

>> No.14647129

>>14647116
it likely doesnt encompass the entire infrared spectrum

>> No.14647134

>>14647111
[math]\unicode{x1F62D}^{\unicode{x1F62D}^{\unicode{x1F62D}^{\unicode{x1F62D}^{\unicode{x1F62D}^{\unicode{x1F62D}}}}}} [/math]

>> No.14647135

>>14647106
With filters, but the aweful press conference didn't tell us which filters they used. It's certainly NIRCam so 0.6 to 5 microns in wavelength is possible, but it's probably only 3 or 4 filters out of that range.
The image will be stretched in intensity to bring out detail without bright object saturating, like almost all astro images.

>> No.14647139

[math]\unicode{x1F631}[/math]

>> No.14647141

>>14647134
kek

>> No.14647142

>>14647085
i stayed with original. reminds me of something

>> No.14647145

>>14647034
[math]\unicode{x1F62D}[/math]

>> No.14647147

>>14647134
KEK

>> No.14647148

Wow, so many tourists here who don't know about [math] \LaTeX [/math]

>> No.14647149

>>14647134
KEK

>> No.14647150

Hubble version

https://archive.stsci.edu/missions/hlsp/relics/smacs0723-73/color_images/hlsp_relics_hst_acs-wfc3ir_smacs0723-73_multi_v1_color.png

>> No.14647152

>>14647129
>The Near-Infrared Camera (NIRCam) is JWST's primary imager in the wavelength range from 0.6 to 5 μm
Nowhere near so it seems.

>> No.14647154

>>14647034

>> No.14647159
File: 106 KB, 634x601, 😭.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647159

>> No.14647161

>>14647159
hahahahaha

>> No.14647162
File: 108 KB, 682x682, 1657571329026.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647162

>> No.14647163

>>14647134
science has gone too far

>> No.14647166

>Hiro locking emojis behind Gold
[math]\unicode{x1F911}[/math]

>> No.14647171

>>14647152
they are mostly interested in hydrogen-alpha

>> No.14647172
File: 1.90 MB, 1200x1032, 1653231913245.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647172

>>14646983

[math]\unicode{x1F631}[/math]

>> No.14647173

>>14646983
I can't see shit

>> No.14647174
File: 2.13 MB, 1200x1200, Out of my way NASA fucking shits, We Gaan!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647174

We gaan?

>> No.14647175

>>14647118
No actually they are the furthest and oldest

>> No.14647176

[math]\unicode{x1F920}[/math]

>> No.14647179 [DELETED] 

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>> No.14647180

>>14647179
BASED

>> No.14647183

>>14646933
they should put your nigger ass in gitmo for posting wojak edits

>> No.14647184

>>14647179
uuoooooooooohhhhhhh

>> No.14647186

>>14647148
LaTeX should be on every board, it would incentivize normalfags to use it just to shitpost

>> No.14647190
File: 46 KB, 480x480, 1570160699946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647190

>>14647179

>> No.14647194

>>14647186
[math] \BaSeD [/math]

>> No.14647200
File: 2.12 MB, 1281x962, meteor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647200

>>14647179

>> No.14647202

>>14647179
https://www.mathjax.org/

>> No.14647204

>>14647097
Mathjax basically renders latex equations in the browser. Safe to unblock

>> No.14647205

i read that the total raw and hd image of this tomorrow will be a few hundred mb, the other is up to 1.7tb

>> No.14647212
File: 99 KB, 448x473, 1392348426992.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647212

>>14647179
>[Deleted]

>> No.14647216
File: 1.94 MB, 400x234, 1646720807140.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647216

>>14647179

>> No.14647219

>>14646907
anything with big diffraction arms like that are foreground stars, stuff in the milky way

>> No.14647220

Wait, you fucks don't have an archive?

>> No.14647221
File: 102 KB, 949x548, c1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647221

I SEE GOD

>> No.14647230

>>14646933
i shitposted on /a/ during lunch break when i worked at goddard
you're fine

>> No.14647233
File: 88 KB, 680x760, 1610915319002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647233

>>14646077
4chan leaks the Universe.

Beautiful. Like Pottery.

>> No.14647235

>>14647221
>CHECK THIS, WEBB TELESCOPE

>> No.14647236

>>14647179
[math]\unicode{x1F9F9}[/math]

>> No.14647242

>>14647024
>>14647035
amazing

>> No.14647243

>>14647236
lol

>> No.14647244

>>14646965
Was it worth getting your 5 minutes of fame on /tv/

>> No.14647247
File: 11 KB, 1104x418, ytnmndddd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14647247

>>14647179
salvaged for anyone who's late

>> No.14647253

I paid $88 billion dollars for THIS?

>> No.14647254

>>14645349

[math]\unicode{3486}[/math]

>> No.14647256

>The thread is not a sticky anymore.
It's over...

>> No.14647261

>>14647244
Of courshe. I think about it everyday.

>> No.14647263

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>> No.14647264

>>14647230
i shitposted while PDL for curiosity. Also had sex while PDL, too

>> No.14647268

>>14647034
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>> No.14647278

>>14647272
based

>> No.14647282

>>14647272
here b4 jannies

>> No.14647284
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14647284

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>> No.14647286

Now that the dust has settled, what the fuck was the point of the conference? I get that Biden wants credit and I don't have a problem with that but I thought it was going to be a REAL conference, it was literally just "We love space. Anyways here's the pic, crazy right! Ok, goodbye!" Half the people there didn't even speak!

Also wow, I did not realize how old Bill Nelson has gotten.

>> No.14647293
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14647293

I rotated and scaled the old hubble image for comparison

>> No.14647292

>>14647286
It's an election year anon