Blue Hair and the Blues: Dying Your Hair Unnatural Colours is Associated with Depression

[Edward Dutton & Emil O. W. Kirkegaard No.14579042]

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/361085409_Blue_Hair_and_the_Blues_Dying_Your_Hair_Unnatural_Colours_is_Associated_with_Depression
>A number of lines of evidence, such as studies of religious converts and members of conspicuous subcultures, have found a relationship between holding and expressing a strong counter-cultural identity and mental instability. Here we test whether dying your hair an unnatural colour - something which conspicuously expresses non-conformity - is related to mental instability, using a large dataset of online daters (OKCupid dataset, about n=14k used in this study). We find the expected pattern, which was moderate in size (p = -033 to -0.23, depending on controls). This pattern persisted even when controls for age, race, sex, sexual orientation, body type, intelligence, polyamory, vegetarianism, and political beliefs were included.

[Anonymous No.14579045]

lmao they had to study for discovering it?

[Anonymous No.14579049]

>>14579045
based fpbp blue haired whales on suicide watch BTFO

[Anonymous No.14579056]

>>14579045
>lmao they had to study for discovering it?
That's how they grift money to line their pockets with taxpayers money.

[Anonymous No.14579062]

>>14579042
what person has the lineage that, in aggregate over all ancestors, has consumed the most calories?

[Anonymous No.14579185]

Every goth/alt chick I ever met was mentally unstable, ridiculously slutty and a pseudointellectual retard.

Drug abuse is pretty common too.

[Anonymous No.14579372]

>>14579042
>Edward Dutton and Emil O. W. Kirkegaard
lol

[Anonymous No.14579394]

>>14579042
What's the correlation between dyed hair and being a fat sack of shit?

[Anonymous No.14579810]

>>14579049
>whales on suicide watch

Correlation between unnatural hair and depression continues to exist after controlling for body type.

[Anonymous No.14580129]

>>14579372
seethe

[Anonymous No.14581046]

>>14579042
Correlation not causation. Only depressed people dye their hair in current year.

[Anonymous No.14581081]

>>14579810
Would cure

[Anonymous No.14581227]

>>14579045
>>14579810
>>14581046
check the authors and the journal.
here is a sample of the work of the professor of religion dutton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7-nwJiKXCw

[Anonymous No.14581240]

>>14581227

[Anonymous No.14581263]

>14581240
ywnbas

[Anonymous No.14581286]

>>14581240
>I don't need it
>I don't need it
>I definitely don't need it

[Anonymous No.14581292]

>>14581263
>>14581286
Sometimes wonder how many focus study hours go into your memes. Secret's out *wink wink*

[Anonymous No.14581297]

>>14581292
O B S E S S E D

[Anonymous No.14581307]

>>14581297
Awfully fast response. Posting for fun?

[Anonymous No.14581326]

>>14581307
Look anon, I'm just saying that browsing 2 boards: /pol/ and /lgbt/, is enough. You don't need more boards to be obnoxious on. So please, go back there, you can browse both and nobody will know about your obsession with trannies, or you can post on /sci/ and tell everyone about it.

[Anonymous No.14581356]

>>14581292
>pictures of the authors of that paper
>memes
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZMb5eij6dI

[Anonymous No.14581384]

>>14581326
Flowchart or do they let you use your imagination? I would guess imagination, but maybe stuck in a loop?

[Anonymous No.14581837]

>>14579372
>lol

Yes. Ed Dutton is a funny chap.

[Anonymous No.14582478]

>>14581356
>Why Incełs Need to Start Going to Church if They Want to Get Some

...or they could just pay for a prostitute.

[Anonymous No.14582494]

>>14579372
YWNBAW

[Anonymous No.14582496]

>>14581326
We'll stop being obsessed with trannies when they fuck off our site

[Anonymous No.14582497]

>>14579042
Paper in video form:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7DXrgG5U6k

[Anonymous No.14582500]

>NOOO THE AUTHORS OF THE STUDY ARE RIGHT WING SO IT MUST BE PSEUDOSCIENCE!!!
Absolute state of this board

[Anonymous No.14583008]

>>14579062

Your mom.

[Anonymous No.14584393]

>>14579062

Pacific islanders are really fat.

[Anonymous No.14584427]

>>14579042
Weird hair doesn't make you depressed. You get depressed when you have nothing going on with your life. When you have nothing going on in your life, dyeing your hair is an easy way to "have an impact".

[Anonymous No.14585060]

>>14581046
>>14584427

No, it is the chemicals in the hair dye that does it. I was completely straight until I dyed my hair pink in highschool on a dare. Ever since that day I have had an insatiable craving for sucking dick. Must be the same chemical they put in the water that turns the frogs gay.

[Anonymous No.14585101]

>>14585060
>insatiable craving for sucking dick
This is normal and in no way related to hair dye. Our concept of heterosexuality is a social construct. Before the modern world there was no such idea of heterosexuality or homosexuality. The concept didn't exist because they knew people are sexually attracted to attractive people and trying to break it down by sex didn't make sense. Men are attracted to attractive men and women. And men are attracted to nice looking penises. Traps are one of the most popular porn category for guys because men like cock. You like sucking cock. I like sucking cock. There are two types of men. Those that like cock and those that deny they like cock because of social stigma reasons. But it's completely natural and in no way abnormal.

[Anonymous No.14585259]

>>14581384
lmao what they hell the guy actually stopped after that

[Anonymous No.14585310]

>>14579042
NO
LITMUS
TEST
FOR
IDEOLOGY

the only thing this proves are people are equally superficial about their appearance as they are about their values.

[Anonymous No.14585315]

>>14579042
also
by and large something like 78% of all humans would fit the dx for "depression" at least on point in their life.
and if you're on okay cupid then most likely youre either trolling or depressed.

its really cool we got journals that publish undergraduate work now, or masters level clinician continue the tradition of doing bullshit undergrad studies.

[Anonymous No.14585750]

>>14582496
>We'll stop being obsessed with trannies when they fuck off our site

i.e. never.

[Anonymous No.14586639]

>>14585750
>never
This. The chuds have to realize that trans people are part of the population too and accept them as any other. This isn't their secret racist club like they think /pol/ is. They have to learn how to be inclusive. Obsession isn't healthy and might be a cover for how the really feel inside.

[Anonymous No.14586658]

>>14582500
there are plenty of rightwing authors no one complains about. the authors of that paper are autistic goofs publishing in their own journal. and yeah their credentials are bachelors in linguistics and professor of religion...

[Anonymous No.14586675]

>>14586639
Don't care about niggers or jews. Just hate trannies infiltrating every single online community and destroying it. It happened to reddit, it happened to 4chan, the term "discord tranny" didn't pop out of thin air, the list goes on.

[Anonymous No.14586697]

>>14579042
>researchgate

[Anonymous No.14586706]

>>14581227
Holy fuck, he behaves like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.14586757]

[Anonymous No.14587765]

>>14581227
>here is a sample of the work of the professor of religion dutton

I guess he's a Monty Python fan.

[Anonymous No.14588284]

>>14586757

Yes.

[Anonymous No.14588312]

>>14588284
I take the mindset of understanding that I don't really know if any of these things exist or not. I'm not going to continue staying in a place where disturbing and unexplainable events are happening because I'm rabbit hearted and fuck spooky things.
The ALIENS! guys are nearly always a special flavor of schizophrenic that will rarely fail to entertain though.

[Anonymous No.14588700]

>>14586757
Do women really

[Anonymous No.14588710]

I'd like to conduct a totally scientific study on the question whether water is wet. Gib me $1M funding pls. This is also relevant to LGBT and PoC btw.

[Anonymous No.14588715]

>>14586757
>americans are even more congenitally mentally ill than the sinister colony they stem from - the chart

[Anonymous No.14588732]

>>14586639
Stop saying chuds, faggot. It just makes you look stupid

[Anonymous No.14588744]

>>14579810
It's such an obvious pattern that it has been a fetish site for over twenty years.

[Anonymous No.14588773]

>>14586675
trannies don't infiltrate communities, only /pol/tards do. That's why it's acceptable to bring up /pol/tards constantly. On the other hand bringing up trannies constantly just makes you look obsessed

[Anonymous No.14588775]

>>14588715
pretty much all black people believe in witchcraft

[Anonymous No.14588780]

>>14579042
ideological proxy. just separate by who says shit like "it's accountability culture not cancel culture" and who doesn't, you'll find the real correlation

[Anonymous No.14590270]

>>14588780
>ideological proxy.

>>14579042
>This pattern persisted even when controls for... political beliefs were included.

[Anonymous No.14590970]

>>14582497
And it totally works because I wouldn’t approach any women with bright coloured hair. Not only that but I would also try to keep a safe distance from them.
I think that they are actually doing on purpose. It might be because they are going to keep getting rejected by the common man and this advertises their craziness so you know what you’re getting into beforehand, more likely to find a crazy mate and not get rejected.

[Anonymous No.14592182]

>>14588710
>Gib me $1M funding pls

I'd wager scraping okcupid is signifficantly cheaper than this.

[Anonymous No.14592721]

>>14585101
Gay cope: the post

[Anonymous No.14594356]

>>14588773
>trannies don't infiltrate communities, only /pol/tards do.

Everybody has got somebody else living rent-free in their head.